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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #61
    Re: This is me

    Originally posted by Rev. David Stoltzfus View Post
    Originally Posted by Bible Student
    If you read the bible to your congregation as poorly as you read posts here, I fear for your congregation. I said her photo is black and white. Have you been smoking that funny weed or dropping acid that turns black and white into color? Maybe you should look at my public profile. Therein you would see a clue that all my computers are state of art (except for the many collectible 28 year old ones I own). You are simply imagining things the way you might want them to be. Of course none of our dear sisters have proffered their thoughts on this so there is the possibility I might be wrong.
    I read the bible just fine son, pardon me for assuming you monitor is black and white. That was the only conclusion I could come to as Lizzies picture is clearly in color.
    Under what conditions do you think Unsaved Trash would be allowed to call a True Christian(tm) son? To you, it is Bible Student or Mr. BS. Might I suggest you show a modicum of respect towards all your betters here.

    So you think Lizzy's picture is in color do you? What color are her eyes? What color is her blouse? Again I would taper off of the LSD or Amanita Muscaria.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Rev. David Stoltzfus
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2011
      • 15

      #62
      Re: This is me

      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
      Under what conditions do you think Unsaved Trash would be allowed to call a True Christian™ son? To you, it is Bible Student or Mr. BS. Might I suggest you show a modicum of respect towards all your betters here.

      So you think Lizzy's picture is in color do you? What color are her eyes? What color is her blouse? Again I would taper off of the LSD or Amanita Muscaria.
      Mr. BS, it looks like I owe you an apology. Even as a Reverend, pride rises up within me now and again and I forget my place in the fold. It will not happen again I gaurantee you, I stand rebuked. God bless you my brother, and may you continue to bring rebuke and correction to those in need.

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      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #63
        Re: This is me

        Originally posted by Rev. David Stoltzfus View Post
        Originally Posted by Bible Student
        Under what conditions do you think Unsaved Trash would be allowed to call a True Christian™ son? To you, it is Bible Student or Mr. BS. Might I suggest you show a modicum of respect towards all your betters here.
        So you think Lizzy's picture is in color do you? What color are her eyes? What color is her blouse? Again I would taper off of the LSD or Amanita Muscaria.
        Mr. BS, it looks like I owe you an apology. Even as a Reverend, pride rises up within me now and again and I forget my place in the fold. It will not happen again I gaurantee you, I stand rebuked. God bless you my brother, and may you continue to bring rebuke and correction to those in need.
        Thank you. We all get caught up in the moment sometimes.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • LizzyP
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2011
          • 91

          #64
          Re: This is me

          Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
          Thank you. We all get caught up in the moment sometimes.

          That is so very true. We have to (well at least I do) learn to slow down and think about their actions before saying or doing it..
          Maybe I need more time in prayer and reading my KJV..

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          • Bible Student
            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
            With Jesus now.
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2010
            • 2474

            #65
            Re: This is me

            Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
            Originally Posted by Bible Student
            Thank you. We all get caught up in the moment sometimes.
            That is so very true. We have to (well at least I do) learn to slow down and think about their actions before saying or doing it..
            Maybe I need more time in prayer and reading my KJV..
            I find that prayer and studying my 1611 King James Bible always helps in situations like that.
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • LizzyP
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2011
              • 91

              #66
              Re: This is me

              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
              I find that prayer and studying my 1611 King James Bible always helps in situations like that.

              Could you suggest any good places or verses for me to start at?

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #67
                Re: This is me

                Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                Could you suggest any good places or verses for me to start at?
                Start with Genesis 1:1 and don't stop reading until you have read Revelation 22:21.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • LizzyP
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 91

                  #68
                  Re: This is me

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Start with Genesis 1:1 and don't stop reading until you have read Revelation 22:21.

                  Wow! That will take a while..But I really need it right now and I've been needing it for a long time.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #69
                    Re: This is me

                    Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                    Wow! That will take a while..But I really need it right now and I've been needing it for a long time.
                    Another thing you might consider is not to string innocent men along. We have feelings too! Sure you women think of us a just a piece of meat, well we are more than that! We are not just your play toy to be used for a few hours of pleasure and then tossed to the side only to be replaced by another.

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                    • LizzyP
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 91

                      #70
                      Re: This is me

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Another thing you might consider is not to string innocent men along. We have feelings too! Sure you women think of us a just a piece of meat, well we are more than that! We are not just your play toy to be used for a few hours of pleasure and then tossed to the side only to be replaced by another.

                      I do not think that.. Once again I am very sorry about what I did Mr.Dewitt, I had no clue what I was doing. But there is no call for what I did so I do not expect you to forgive me. I hurt you, and for that I will always have to deal with the pain that I deserve for what I did to you.

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #71
                        Re: This is me

                        Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                        Wow! That will take a while..But I really need it right now and I've been needing it for a long time.
                        Well, I see that your status here now indicates that you are a suspected prostitute. This is disheartening to me, but more importantly to Jesus Christ.

                        If you indeed spend your days with your feet next to your ears, it must cease immediately. I would suggest a careful read of Sister Lycia's excellent advice on escaping the depravity of whoring and much prayer. I am certain our dear Sister will provide any needed scriptural support within the confines of that thread as you work toward forgiveness from your wicked and filthy sin.

                        You are in my prayers.
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #72
                          Re: This is me

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Well, I see that your status here now indicates that you are a suspected prostitute. This is disheartening to me, but more importantly to Jesus Christ.

                          If you indeed spend your days with your feet next to your ears, it must cease immediately. I would suggest a careful read of Sister Lycia's excellent advice on escaping the depravity of whoring and much prayer. I am certain our dear Sister will provide any needed scriptural support within the confines of that thread as you work toward forgiveness from your wicked and filthy sin.

                          You are in my prayers.
                          Step carefully brother she is a gold digging slut. She found out how much I am worth and was on me like white on rice.

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                          • LizzyP
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 91

                            #73
                            Re: This is me

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Step carefully brother she is a gold digging slut. She found out how much I am worth and was on me like white on rice.
                            That is not true! You really were like an uncle to me, not because of your money, but I was stupid, it is my fault I got that title but I am not a gold digging slut.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #74
                              Re: This is me

                              Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                              That is not true! You really were like an uncle to me, not because of your money, but I was stupid, it is my fault I got that title but I am not a gold digging slut.
                              Jeremiah 3:3
                              Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.

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                              • LizzyP
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 91

                                #75
                                Re: This is me

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Jeremiah 3:3
                                Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.

                                That.....is true. That verse explains why I don't want to accept it..I've been a whore and haven't even realized it! Oh my!

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