Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

[Doubting Thomas]

Hello, I am Abaddon! But you may call me by my current human name, Thomas.

I happen to run across this little tasty christ of a site and felt compelled to spread the true words and meanings of ancient and sacred texts with you all.

If you have any quetions, feel free to reply.



For all that is Unholy, speak the truth.
Thomas

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

I have a question. Was the place where your brain removed replaced with dog or swine feces?

[Bible Student]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

Hello, I am Abaddon! But you may call me by my current human name, Thomas.

I happen to run across this little tasty christ of a site and felt compelled to spread the true words and meanings of ancient and sacred texts with you all.

If you have any quetions, feel free to reply.



For all that is Unholy, speak the truth.
Thomas

Are you sure you want to get caught in that lie? Look at my profile before you answer. I doubt a kid like you can actually read those texts. You can demonstrate otherwise, original languages only, no English allowed.

[Doubting Thomas]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

I have a question. Was the place where your brain removed replaced with dog or swine feces?

Indeed William Sampson!

I suppose a site that mocks the words from ancient texts just so the people on it can have a better day is just great. Seriously?

Anyway, I suppose this isn't the site for me. My humor and wit just isn't for the faint hearted.


Please, just delete the account.

[Bible Student]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
I have a question. Was the place where your brain removed replaced with dog or swine feces?

Indeed William Sampson!

I suppose a site that mocks the words from ancient texts just so the people on it can have a better day is just great. Seriously?

Anyway, I suppose this isn't the site for me. My humor and wit just isn't for the faint hearted.


Please, just delete the account.

NO. That will never happen. Your idiocy will remain here and on the InterWebs for everyone and their posterity to see forever. By the way, your post demonstrated neither humor nor wit.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

Indeed William Sampson!

I suppose a site that mocks the words from ancient texts just so the people on it can have a better day is just great. Seriously?

Anyway, I suppose this isn't the site for me. My humor and wit just isn't for the faint hearted.


Please, just delete the account.

Aw, quit yer whining and grow some thicker skin. Don't faint if you are rebuked for pretending to be some demon among rabid Christians.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

My humor (sic) and wit (sic) just isn't for the faint hearted.

Or the stout-hearted, or the artificial-hearted, or the transplant-hearted, or the baboon-hearted, or the cold-hearted, or the...awww, you get the idea, right?

YiC,

The Vicar

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

Indeed William Sampson!

I suppose a site that mocks the words from ancient texts just so the people on it can have a better day is just great. Seriously?

Anyway, I suppose this isn't the site for me. My humor and wit just isn't for the faint hearted.


Please, just delete the account.

Oh, silly-boy, you give up so easily!!

What's the matter, is your daddy wondering why you aren't in bed already? You know he can't sleep until you do, and he visits you for his special goodnight ritual, yes?

So get to bed now silly-boy, your father has work in the morning and you're keeping him up!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Abaddon/Apollyon, King of Demons

Hello, I am Abaddon! But you may call me by my current human name, Thomas.

I happen to run across this little tasty christ of a site and felt compelled to spread the true words and meanings of ancient and sacred texts with you all.

If you have any quetions, feel free to reply.

Hi, Aladdin! Could you explain to me the workings of your "magic" carpet?

Does it fly under the power of Satan, or is there a mechanical explanation?

Oh, and do you REALLY know Apollonia, or are you just pulling our legs? I heard after her days as a Prince protege, she found Christ and turned to Gospel music instead of that electronic pop trash.