[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

i have tasted neither peacock nor chicken. does chicken taste like fried cauliflowers or mushrooms ?

You should stop by the Hutchins Plantation. Every Saturday night, we roast about 20 chickens, a pig and 1/2 side of beef. Good eats!

Only homers eat cauliflower and mushrooms. We eat grilled steak!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

hey, from india. here for inter-religious dialogs and to know the ways of your lord.

Dear Dot-headed Demon Worshiper;

Accept Jesus now or burn in hell for all eternity.

How's that for "inter-religious dialogs?"

[vikram]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

Dear Dot-headed Demon Worshiper;

Accept Jesus now or burn in hell for all eternity.

How's that for "inter-religious dialogs?"

it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.

I believe the phrase is, "You ain't seen nothin' yet."



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[True Disciple]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.

That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.

Well now be fair, Brother. I have no doubt that when this little dothead looks out of it's hut, the view does look like hell.

Thank you Jesus, for choosing me to be a Godly White American!

[vikram]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

Well now be fair, Brother. I have no doubt that when this little dothead looks out of it's hut, the view does look like hell.

Thank you Jesus, for choosing me to be a Godly White American!

i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?

A good dose of the KJV and a hot shower wouldn't be a bad start.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[vikram]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.

thats a nice little story they have made up for ya regarding hell.. whats heaven by the way ?

[vikram]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

A good dose of the KJV and a hot shower wouldn't be a bad start.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

its so simple huh ?

[Bob4God]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

I don't like the way you titled your thread, it makes it sound like you're on the same level as us Christians.

[vikram]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

I don't like the way you titled your thread, it makes it sound like you're on the same level as us Christians.

he does not see all humans at same level ??

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

he does not see all humans at same level ??

Of COURSE our Lord does not see all humans at the "same level." There are the (relatively few) Saved True Christians ™, and most of the world (including you) who will burn in hell forever. We are admonished not to waste our time with nonbelievers.

And that smell is a mixture of curry and the body odor of those who have bathed in the rotten-corpse filled Ganges.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

its so simple huh ?

Yes! That's the Divine Beauty of His Word.



It's so simple that even an injun with a push-start button can understand it (presuming they can stop masturbating to the Kama Sutra for a few moments).

he does not see all humans at same level ??

Of course not...why would He? He made us all different for a reason.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to fellow humans,

i do see that at many places, whats the cure ?

JESUS!