[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Wow...my heart has literally sunk to my stomach.

Corinthians 10:13 was a shot in the dark that hit me hard.

My problem is temptation as a Man. I find women constantly dressing themselves in a state of appeal. My problem is looking at these women (of course of age, and of reproduction maturity.)

I feel there is something wrong with me. I look at these women, and yearn to have sexual relations with them in order to reproduce offspring for my savior Jesus Christ.

The problem is I am constantly told that it is not ok to wonder from the one I made a commitment to.

What am I to do?

Has your wife produced any sons for you?

As far as what to do: DO NOT FORNICATE WITH THE OTHER TEMPTRESSES. You are already in a dicey situation with the lusting in your heart (Matthew 5:28, etc.) and the coveting (Exodus 20:17) so don't make matters worse.

YiC.

Z. Smyth

P.S. My replies tonight will be off and on, so please be patient!

[Bible Student]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Originally Posted by Cursed
Mr. Lost,

I was ignored here for almost a year before anyone talked to me. I posted no less than three introduction threads that withered on the vine.

You got a response to your very first introduction thread, and you're complaining?

I'm weeping here, I got no respect at all and you act like it's some sort of tragedy for you to have to wait a couple of hours for a response?

What about ME? What about what I went through? Why is my suffering some kind of sick joke that you all laugh at? Why am I treated as a second-class citizen? It's not my fault, I didn't make myself a bastard, I was just born into this!

What did I do? I hate it here, I hate living here so much. I hope I die, who will you all ignore then? Will anyone even notice I'm dead?

Seriously, I will pray so hard for death tonight. It will happen someday, ha ha, then GOD will pay attention to me forever! He will love me and have time for me and stroke my head and let me sit in His lap and hug me. He's not a liar, He's not like you.

I can't wait!

Cursed I am sorry for the way you have been treated. Remember our Lord Jesus heard your pleas for help. I had no idea your pleas for help went unanswered.

Please review what I posted, I never cried about "No One" replying, instead was the jester like comments posted from another member.

Also, understand when you make comments like "What about me?" those are self serving comments. No where did I make a comment about being self serving. The only one I feel I should serve is the Lord.

I understand there are many members of the flock who are lost, looking for our Shepard. I feel you may be lost just like me.

You are right when you say our Lord Jesus is not like me. I could never live up to the standards of our savior Lord Jesus Christ.

With that being said, I would notice if you were dead. Killing oneself is one of the most selfish things one can do. Please do not listen to those thoughts. Things for you are tough now, I understand.

If you are feeling suicidal please send me a private message and I will do everything possible in order to help you.

I would gladly set aside my issues just to talk to you. You are made in God's image. Never forget that!

So now you are playing a psychiatrist on the InterWebs? I guess that is as good a way as any to avoid solving your own problems and deficiencies. Besides Brother Cursed does not need your help. He already has his 1611 King James Bible which is his solace. I suggest you start reading yours. The answers to your own debauchery and depravity can be found therein.

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Dear Friend,
Please do not lure members into secret dalliances at low points in their lives by pretending to be a minister.

Yours in Him,
BAB

I understand and respect this.

I am not claiming to be a Minister, or anything of the sort. Just a shoulder someone can lean on, with an open ear.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I understand Jesus wanted to help prositututes (ie. Mary Magdalene)

Tax collectors, pedophiles, etc...

However NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE does it say ignore the rest of the flock.

Sorry, when I saw your thread title, I figured you were another homo in search of Matthew Shepard. He's dead.

Are you instead looking for a shepherd? Welcome!

I understand the Bible makes no literal references to Marry Magdalen being a Prostitute. Remember now, I posted I was a Catholic, and that has been preached for eons. As a Catholic there are many innuendos of her being a prostitute.

And you're supposed to now be an ex-Catholic, so please base your beliefs on the Bible instead of the Pederast Pope.

Thanks!

[Cursed]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I'm sorry.

I've been contacted by individuals of note and told to stop being an attention hound and that I should tithe more and yap less.

I am a fool, I admit it. I was born a fool, and I will die a fool, and the generosity and mercy of my betters here at Landover Baptist proves their beneficence.

They have put up with an awful lot from me, and I am a heavy burden to bear. I realize I am nothing without their guidance and gentle rebukes; I only hope that if I can work really hard 6 days a week for the rest of my miserable life that if I give every penny to them maybe they can at least break even.

I'm so sorry. Landover has already given me so much more than I can ever deserve! Thank you! Thank you so much for allowing me to post here, thank you thank you! I am so sorry, please don't restrict my priviliges again!

This is all I have. I'll do anything! ANYTHING, PLEASE, I'M SORRY FOR COMPLAINING!

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Has your wife produced any sons for you?

As far as what to do: DO NOT FORNICATE WITH THE OTHER TEMPTRESSES. You are already in a dicey situation with the lusting in your heart (Matthew 5:28, etc.) and the coveting (Exodus 20:17) so don't make matters worse.

YiC.

Z. Smyth

P.S. My replies tonight will be off and on, so please be patient!

No she has not.

I have not fornicated with others for fear of God, and eternal damnation. I would just like to father my own children.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I understand Jesus wanted to help prositututes (ie. Mary Magdalene)

NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE does it say Mary Magdalene was a "prositututes".

Tax collectors, pedophiles, etc...

However NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE does it say ignore the rest of the flock.

Are you sure about that, buddy?

1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

So now you are playing a psychiatrist on the InterWebs? I guess that is as good a way as any to avoid solving your own problems and deficiencies. Besides Brother Cursed does not need your help. He already has his 1611 King James Bible which is his solace. I suggest you start reading yours. The answers to your own debauchery and depravity can be found therein.

No Sir!

I have my issues, just like any soul wondering this Earth in a humans body has theirs.

However someone stressing the point of committing suicide definitely takes precedence over anything I have to say.

If 'Cursed' is saved, thank the Lord! However I did not get that impression from his reply.

I would definitely suggest he receive guidance from someone much more educated then me, as I am not prepared to handle his situation.

That being said, if he needs a shoulder to lean on, and an open ear to talk I am more then willing to provide that to him, and provide him with other sources that might be able to help him.

I was a licensed Emergency Medical Technician (Praise be to the Lord) and have dealt with situations somewhat similar to this.

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Sorry, when I saw your thread title, I figured you were another homo in search of Matthew Shepard. He's dead.

Are you instead looking for a shepherd? Welcome!

And you're supposed to now be an ex-Catholic, so please base your beliefs on the Bible instead of the Pederast Pope.

Thanks!

I appreciate your comments, especially since I come from the State Matthew Shepard was strung up to a snow fence, pistol whipped and left for dead..

No one ever brings up the fact he was a homosexual making advances to heterosexuals in order to steal methamphetamine.

That being said, some of the members of your site sure go "Gung-Ho" on another Christan seeking salvation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I appreciate your comments, especially since I come from the State Matthew Shepard was strung up to a snow fence, pistol whipped and left for dead..

No one ever brings up the fact he was a homosexual making advances to heterosexuals in order to steal methamphetamine.

That being said, some of the members of your site sure go "Gung-Ho" on another Christan seeking salvation.

Matty Shepard was a queer, and it was deeply offensive to Jesus, who has him tortured, killed, then sent down to hell to be tortured again for all eternity. All queers deserve this fate, according to the Holy Bible.

Something to think about, eh?

[Cursed]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I appreciate your comments, especially since I come from the State Matthew Shepard was strung up to a snow fence, pistol whipped and left for dead..

No one ever brings up the fact he was a homosexual making advances to heterosexuals in order to steal methamphetamine.

That being said, some of the members of your site sure go "Gung-Ho" on another Christan seeking salvation.

It's okay to kill homosexuals, as a matter of fact, it's our duty! Praise God!

We also have to follow secular law though, so I guess killing that faggot was sort of bad, but not really bad. Like, not as bad as being a faggot for sure!

GOD doesn't say you're an abomination if you break secular law, but He does say you're an abomination if you practice faggotry.

Well, whatever! It all turned out all right in the end, I'm glad that fag is dead, can I get an Amen?

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Matty Shepard was a queer, and it was deeply offensive to Jesus, who has him tortured, killed, then sent down to hell to be tortured again for all eternity. All queers deserve this fate, according to the Holy Bible.

Something to think about, eh?

No to mentioned he used homosexual advances in attempt to steal methamphetamines.

[Bible Student]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
So what happened to your brother?

Thank you, but I'm afraid my issues pale in comparison to "Cursed". I think Jesus has now led me to help another before I can be helped.

Let me get this right, with your own ignorance you will counsel others and lead them astray? That is wicked.

I Corinthians 14:37-38 -- If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord. But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.

II Peter 3:16-17 -- As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction. Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness.

Acts 17:30 -- And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:

Ecclesiastes 6:11-12 -- Seeing there be many things that increase vanity, what is man the better? For who knoweth what is good for man in this life, all the days of his vain life which he spendeth as a shadow? for who can tell a man what shall be after him under the sun?

Ecclesiastes 7:23-24 -- All this have I proved by wisdom: I said, I will be wise; but it was far from me. That which is far off, and exceeding deep, who can find it out?

Job 28:12-13 -- But where shall wisdom be found? and where is the place of understanding? Man knoweth not the price thereof; neither is it found in the land of the living.

Job 28:20-21 -- Whence then cometh wisdom? and where is the place of understanding? Seeing it is hid from the eyes of all living, and kept close from the fowls of the air.

Originally Posted by Bible Student
"NO WHERE IN THE BIBLE does it say" Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. If you get such a simple thing like that wrong how can we expect you to get anything else right?

Don't worry about what I can get right or wrong. Jesus would not judge in such a manner.

I understand the Bible makes no literal references to Marry Magdalen being a Prostitute.

The 1611 King James Bible doesn't make a metonymical one either.

Remember now, I posted I was a Catholic, and that has been preached for eons. As a Catholic there are many innuendos of her being a prostitute.

I am no Biblical theologian, I came here for help, and now think I should be here to help.

Ah, I see. So you are filled with pride; you are haughty?

Proverbs 21:4 -- An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the wicked, is sin.

Proverbs 16:18-19 -- Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.

Romans 11:20 -- Well; because of unbelief they were broken off, and thou standest by faith. Be not highminded, but fear:

Romans 1:28-31 -- And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

Mark 7:22-23 -- Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

James 4:6 -- But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

Unless you repent of your behavior I am afraid you will go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49-50 -- Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

It's okay to kill homosexuals, as a matter of fact, it's our duty! Praise God!

We also have to follow secular law though, so I guess killing that faggot was sort of bad, but not really bad. Like, not as bad as being a faggot for sure!

Dear Lesser Friend,

You have the makings of a True Christian(tm) Jurist! I am thinking of pioneering the following defense for a brother recently accused of fulfilling the Holy Writ with respect to a sodomite:

God hates gays. God kills gays. We are the instruments of God. You don't send an instrument to jail. When someone shoots another person, you don't try the gun and send it to jail. Therefore, unless God is joined and properly served as a defendant, the trial of my client cannot proceed.

We'll see... Fingers crossed...

Yours in Him,
BAB