Know your enemy - The Great Porn site study

[MisterM]

Fellow Christians, Internet today can be both great source for Christian information like the bible sites that we can use to read the Great JKV 1611, and it can be also be modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, where people are living in sin and doing perveted acts daily (well, hourly)

To be able to beat the enemy, we must know the enemy! That in my mind, I started great study on the subject. I have been gathering information about these sinful sites and downloaded about 500GB of studing material containing wide variety of perverted acts (I don't even mention the nature of these acts so that innocent forum readers won't be offended). Praying the LORD to give me strength I have been able to watch almost half of this material already.

I have to confess that the Satan was strong and I have sinned during the learning process, but my praying was answered and God gave my idea that my wife should tie my and whip me during the watching process, so I wouldn't perform the sin again. And so strong was God's mercy that the punishment washed my Sin and gave me great pleasure and I didn't even think about spilling my seed by my hands. GLORY!!! Actually both me and my wife has filled with Holy Spirit and felt that we should make few more Soldier's of Christ immediately

Anyway, I think LBC should study this material and I have already posted hard drive containg material I have gathered to LBC (to Pastor Zeke, I though that he have strong mind after seeing what they do in Asia). I hope you will find it usefull.

To continue this study, I need more sites that I can check. So if the Pastors approve that this thread could contain links to these sinful places to help me with my study and WARN the innocent LBC forum members where not to go. If the links are considered too dangerous, private messages would be appreciated

I hope my post is not too dangerous for True Christians and my text is readable. I had my operation done yesterday and I'm quite full of these funny little red pills that make me feel weird.

YiC,

Brother Miikkael

[Brother Helge]

Re: Know your enemy - The Great Porn site study

We're already working hard on this subject.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=20

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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I am going to confess, quite openly, that I am not what I believe they call a "computer machine nerd". If the thing turns on and shows colors I am pretty pleased (and pretty amazed). My youngsters, even the 5 year old, know more about how to work this crazy contraption than their old pops.

So, now that I've explained that I'm dumber than a Virginia baked ham when it comes to computers, maybe you could tell me what a GB is? (Could mean gummy bear to this fellow. ) Is 500 a lot? I mean, if those are websites, how many GBs are we talking about for the WHOLE Internet? (I assume it is a measurement or weight/density or something, like the way that a videocassette could be like 3-6-12 hours depending if you use SP or LP or EP and stuff.)

Thanks for (gummy) bearing with my stupidity.

[MisterM]

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We're already working hard on this subject.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=20

I feel so stupid know. Should have known you got this already covered. I did do some search, but as I said, these red, beautifull red green roses elephans pills makes me little bit slow. I just hope you find the material I sent helpful.

Is 500 a lot? I mean, if those are websites, how many GBs are we talking about for the WHOLE Internet?

Well, I don't have clue how much material you can find from internet but as member of Geektians (Christian computer geek), I can clarify that using h264 compression, 500GB can contain about 700-1200 high quality adult movie depending on the lenght of the movie. You can deduct that I have been using about 200-300 hours just studing this subject and this is only downloaded content. I have been studying so called streaming sites like www.you[name of the filth].com and www.[sinfulcolor]tube.com also, so I can be called expert on these matters.

[Wide-Open]

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using h264 compression

Oh Brother, don't take this the wrong way, but isn't that what is used by gay Mac owners?

I can not send you a copy of JesOS(R) yet, but most of us use kjv1611 compression. It's a bit slower, I'll give you that, but it also automatically erases all heathen information. (often leaving you with a file of 0 bytes...)

It's like Frauenhöfer, but with a Gate Keeper.

[MisterM]

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Oh Brother, don't take this the wrong way, but isn't that what is used by gay Mac owners?

It is true that these fagintoch OS:es prefer h264 compression, but it is the commond standard for HQ video media like BluRay and most of the HQ material I found, have been encoded or re-encoded with that.

I can not send you a copy of JesOS® yet, but most of us use kjv1611 compression. It's a bit slower, I'll give you that, but it also automatically erases all heathen information. (often leaving you with a file of 0 bytes...)

It's like Frauenhöfer, but with a Gate Keeper.

This is the reason I have the material still in h264 reqular or high profile format. As I have no access to the JosOS, I have to use the tools I have. Even if I have to fear for my soul

One day, I really would like to find myself worthy for your Godly OS. Until that, I have to use what I can.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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It is true that these fagintoch OS:es prefer h264 compression, but it is the commond standard for HQ video media like BluRay and most of the HQ material I found, have been encoded or re-encoded with that.



This is the reason I have the material still in h264 reqular or high profile format. As I have no access to the JosOS, I have to use the tools I have. Even if I have to fear for my soul

One day, I really would like to find myself worthy for your Godly OS. Until that, I have to use what I can.

My 7 year old has suggested that you use something called a "memulator", he says that it will let you use a different computer system on your un-Godly Apple machine. I don't know what he is on about personally but maybe that makes sense to you.

[Wide-Open]

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It is true that these fagintoch OS:es prefer h264 compression, but it is the commond standard for HQ video media like BluRay and most of the HQ material I found, have been encoded or re-encoded with that.

Well, doesn't it strike you that fagintosh still doesn't support the evil format of "Blu-Ray" (don't Google that! ) I know because I wanted to check the HD version of "Debbie Does Dallas" - an oil industry documentary with a feminazi twist - and couldn't play it on my Mac. All in the name of sin-seeking, obviously. Sins are so much easier to spot in HD...

One day, I really would like to find myself worthy for your Godly OS. Until that, I have to use what I can.

Patience Brother, patience. The world was not built in a day (it took God six of those) and neither was Rome.

[Nobar King]

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It can get so boring watching all of that stuff. I can only handle about ten minutes worth and then I'm done. I'll let those with more stamina to fully conduct this exercise.

[True Disciple]

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I applaud this initiative, Brother M. To fight Satan, surely we must know Satan's filthy tricks down to the dirtiest, goriest details.

Of course, not many True Christians(tm) can conduct studies like this without falling into temptation.

Let me therefore share my method of avoiding temptation with you. What I always do when I come into contact with visual satanic perversions, is to fill my bathtub entirely with icy water. I put a couple of buckets of water into the freezer, wait until they are frozen solid, and consequently put the ice into the tub, to make sure it remains below near freezing point for several hours.

Then, I lower myself into the tub, and spend an hour preparing for the onslaught of sexual perversions that I'm going to face. Meanwhile, of course, I continuously read my KJV Bible, screaming out loud all the Verses at the top of my voice as to warn Satan that he'll stand no chance. The Bible Book I read, of course, is Song of Solomon, over and over again, to anticipate on what's coming next.

Then, I review the images one by one, with an intermittent long prayer between each of them to make sure Satan stands no chance.

After I've seen them all, I leave my bathtub again, and burn my laptop, to purge my house of all things that have been in contact with Satan's perversions.

I can recommend this method to all of you. It never failed me so far! Shout glory!

[MisterM]

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True Disciple, you are real expert I can see. I think I will take some advice from your method although I don't have sufficient funds to buy new laptop every time I do my research.

I have now constructed method that will definitely keep me safe from all Satanic thoughts:

1. I will drink enough alcohol to dull my senses

2. My wife will tie my to a cross I bought from Internet. Cross will keep my thoughts on Jesus. Notice that this is not Christian cross, I don't want to compare myself to Jesus



3. Wife will pour ice cubes into my pants and starts the movie

4. Then she will whip me and tell me how naughty I'm if I have any unchristian thoughts

I think the 4. is ok if I command my wife to do it?

Finally I will pray and then make new Soldiers of Christ to ensure I won't have temptation to spill my seed to the ground

This way I can safely study those heathen perverts.

YiC,
Brother M

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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1. I will drink enough alcohol to dull my senses

3. Wife will pour ice cubes into my pants and starts the movie

I'm no expert Mr. M, but I think the combination of #1 and #3 may necessitate the wearing of a diaper. I mean no disrespect by this and am in no way comparing you to an incontinent baby, I'm just saying you'll be able to concentrate better if you don't have to run to the bathroom every 4 minutes.

[MisterM]

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I'm no expert Mr. M, but I think the combination of #1 and #3 may necessitate the wearing of a diaper. I mean no disrespect by this and am in no way comparing you to an incontinent baby, I'm just saying you'll be able to concentrate better if you don't have to run to the bathroom every 4 minutes.

Splendid idea my friend! I'm just humble Christian and little bit dull because of my eskimo blood, I hadn't even considered the problem with diuretic nature of the alcoholic beverage and the ice falling down from my naughty parts..

Do you happen to know where to get diapers of proper size?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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Splendid idea my friend! I'm just humble Christian and little bit dull because of my eskimo blood, I hadn't even considered the problem with diuretic nature of the alcoholic beverage and the ice falling down from my naughty parts..

Do you happen to know where to get diapers of proper size?

I'm not positive but I believe Stockmann's carries a good assortment of diapers in adult sizes. Of course you'll have to pay a bit more - compared to say Lidl - but you really can't put a price on quality. The last thing you want is an absorbency problem in the middle of your research.

[Immaculate Kiwi]

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Indeed, my fellow Christian's, the internet has made Satan nearly overwhelming and I too have sinned multiple time's while trying to resist his foul temptation's. It's the German stuff that keep's spilling the bean's. The suggested preparation's have now left me in an embarrassing quandary. I am up to my chest in icy water that now has the consistency of soup, I can only move my right hand, and have a raging (edit) which couldn't be matched by swallowing a pick-up truck full of Viagra pill's. To make matter's worse, I have lost my voice loudly reciting the KJV verses to drown out the despicable moaning and slurping sound's emanating from my PC laptop. Thing's are so serious my wife is now knocking on the bathroom door demanding answer's, and I can't even admonish her for leaving the kitchen!

In God I trust,

I.Kiwi