[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Ed! I am glad you decided to contact the civilized world once more. My idiot sons finally succeeded in getting me online. Want to visit and go hunting next Saturday? Thinking about that atheists we accidentally shot years ago still brings a smile to my face.

Well, at least those idiot sons of yours got you online to enjoy this fabulous internet community of Christians.

Hunting sounds great. I'm flying back up to take care of some business anyway. Just got off the phone with Mrs. Bowers, and once I get a fill-in for the pulpit this Sunday arranged and some visitations done, I'll be up.

I remember reading about those unfortunate atheists. Maybe we'll have fewer accidents this year, or maybe more--we only know that God's providential plans leave out no one.

"Who hath known the mind of the Lord that he may instruct him?" (I Corinthian 2:16)

[Faith_Machine]

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How I envy you. Bullhorns in public are forbidden in my town.

Same deal in San Fransicko: You're supposed to obtain some kind of permit, and without the permit, you can be cited for using your bullhorn.

Honestly, if Jesus' sermon on the mount had occurred in this town, He would have probably been issued a citation.

[John Scopes]

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As I recall it was only by DNA they were able to identify the victims,

Of course it would have taken DNA, it is the very fabric of life even in this place.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Welcome back, Pastor Ed!

...As I recall it was only by DNA they were able to identify the victims,...

Victims? Shame on you!

Those bums were clearly trespassing private property “…wrongful interfering with **** possessory rights in real property…” as cited in the Court’s ruling; in this case you need to ask yourself who the victim was. I hope you wouldn’t dare to doubt in the Judge H. Tannor’s integrity, noodle thumper.

YiC, DUH

[John Creeser]

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A warm, warm welcome Pastor Ed. If Pastor Ezekiel vouches for you, then that's enough for me. Welcome back friend!!

Next time you're visiting, please be sure to stop by and sample some of wife's pie!!

[Jo Freddie]

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Welcome back, Pastor Ed!


Victims? Shame on you!

Those bums were clearly trespassing private property “…wrongful interfering with **** possessory rights in real property…” as cited in the Court’s ruling; in this case you need to ask yourself who the victim was. I hope you wouldn’t dare to doubt in the Judge H. Tannor’s integrity, noodle thumper.

YiC, DUH

On a public highway, OK one in a remote area but a public highway nonetheless, all those shell apparently made a mess of the SUV they were in at the time.

[Dan U. Holier]

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On a public highway, OK one in a remote area but a public highway nonetheless, all those shell apparently made a mess of the SUV they were in at the time.

Noodle thumper, they were NOT on the highway, but on its emergency lane, doing their lewd deeds. As you know, the issue of property right on this strip of land has not been legal resolved yet. And please, stop pulling out how those Godless idlers were not aware of that fact, since “Ignorantia juris non excusat”

YiC, D.U.H.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
On a public highway, OK one in a remote area but a public highway nonetheless, all those shell apparently made a mess of the SUV they were in at the time.

Noodle thumper, they were NOT on the highway, but on its emergency lane, doing their lewd deeds. As you know, the issue of property right on this strip of land has not been legal resolved yet. And please, stop pulling out how those Godless idlers were not aware of that fact, since “Ignorantia juris non excusat”

YiC, D.U.H.

Uh oh, now you've done it. His Honor HTannor is most likely going to chew the spaghetti pirate out using a long, long, long tirade of Latin legal phrases, since you opened the door. I've never seen anyone who could express himself in Latin like Judge HTannor.

[Jo Freddie]

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I've never seen anyone who could express himself in Latin like Judge HTannor.

Unfortunately any one who actually understand Latin can not decipher anything from the gibberish he spouts.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Unfortunately any one who actually understand Latin can not decipher anything from the gibberish he spouts.

Timeo Atheos et dona ferentes

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Unfortunately any one who actually understand Latin can not decipher anything from the gibberish he spouts.

Timeo Atheos et dona ferentes

Ouch. Classical Latin form, I see. So I assume your comment is directed toward someone else other than Jo Freddie? Technically, our infamous pain in the neckpirate is not an atheist as he believes in a pagan god, the flying spaghetti monster.

[Jo Freddie]

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Ouch. Classical Latin form, I see. So I assume your comment is directed toward someone else other than Jo Freddie? Technically, our infamous pain in the neckpirate is not an atheist as he believes in a pagan god, the flying spaghetti monster.

Επίσης, θα υπήρχε κανένας λόγος να φοβόμαστε τα δώρα μου, είτε, μπορώ να υποθέσω ότι θα ήταν πολύ νόστιμο.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Επίσης, θα υπήρχε κανένας λόγος να φοβόμαστε τα δώρα μου, είτε, μπορώ να υποθέσω ότι θα ήταν πολύ νόστιμο.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet … scrub that, I mean: Vos scitis quod in malo tiro esca adipiscing.

[Jo Freddie]

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Vos scitis quod in malo tiro esca adipiscing.

Όχι ακριβώς το κακό, αλλά συμφωνώ ότι είναι αηδιαστικό

[SUV]

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Όχι ακριβώς το κακό, αλλά συμφωνώ ότι είναι αηδιαστικό

Does that mean it's time for Dinner?