[Neutronite]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Sorry i may have used wrong words for my introduction..

I am looking for salvation from athiesm.
I did come here with the best intentions.

I am currently an athiest but i am getting STRONG doubts about the things i currently belive in so im just going round the internet looking for something that has all the answers for me.

[Talitha]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Sorry i may have used wrong words for my introduction..

I am looking for salvation from athiesm.
I did come here with the best intentions.

I am currently an athiest but i am getting STRONG doubts about the things i currently belive in so im just going round the internet looking for something that has all the answers for me.

It's all really easy.

Go along to your nearest Fundamentalist Baptist Church.
Accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
Bathe in the warm Blood of Jesus.
Read a King James Bible at least twice.
Set up a regular Tithing schedule.
Get Saved.
SHOUT GLORY!!!

[Neutronite]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

:'( my closest fundamentalist baptist church is 320 miles away(roughly)
Are there any online services like church but through video/webcam?

[Brad M]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Neutronite, Don't bother going to the Baptist church. Would you rather buy from a well established company, or buy from a relatively brand new, company with poor customer service and shabby products?

Come to the Catholic church. The oldest company out there. We have the love of God, the entry requirements for Heaven and a bible that wasn't written by half-witted English heretics.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Neutronite, Don't bother going to the Baptist church. Would you rather buy from a well established company, or buy from a relatively brand new, company with poor customer service and shabby products?

Come to the Catholic church. The oldest company out there. We have the love of God, the entry requirements for Heaven, a bible that wasn't written by half-witted English heretics and a predilection to pederasty.

Fixed.

[Neutronite]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Neutronite, Don't bother going to the Baptist church. Would you rather buy from a well established company, or buy from a relatively brand new, company with poor customer service and shabby products?

Come to the Catholic church. The oldest company out there. We have the love of God, the entry requirements for Heaven and a bible that wasn't written by half-witted Christian heretics.

Sorry just had to change that. England frowns upon extremist religions.
Being from England myself i know this to be true.

Ive done a lot of the history of Catholithism, It's very interesting.
But mind you spiting the name of the motherland is very dishonarable to Britain. It was the English who colonised america with Religion, Including australians and french etc

I do think that Catholithism is a very true religion, For it is probably the Biggest religion. But, to be a Catholic raises eyebrows when it comes to Pedophilia, which I am totally against.

[Brad M]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Sorry just had to change that. England frowns upon extremist religions.
Being from England myself i know this to be true.

Ive done a lot of the history of Catholithism, It's very interesting.
But mind you spiting the name of the motherland is very dishonarable to Britain. It was the English who colonised america with Religion, Including australians and french etc

I do think that Catholithism is a very true religion, For it is probably the Biggest religion. But, to be a Catholic raises eyebrows when it comes to Pedophilia, which I am totally against.

The Church of England concocted the King James bible, they decided to "ommit" many texts from it. The English translators did a poor job translating the Hebrew, which I suspect was deliberate. For this, they are heretics. Not the English in general, but the translators and those that follow the documents they created. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

As for pedophilia, that is not condoned by the church. It has happened but high profile Vatican controversies get more news play than the shenanigans of backwoods Baptist child molesters in the Ozark Mountains do. I don't think Baptists molest less children than the Catholics do. I suspect that the molestation ratio is very similar if not a little higher for Baptists due to already prevalent inbreeding in their communities. So you need to consider that.

[Neutronite]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

The Church of England concocted the King James bible, they decided to "ommit" many texts from it. The English translators did a poor job translating the Hebrew, which I suspect was deliberate. For this, they are heretics. Not the English in general, but the translators and those that follow the documents they created. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

As for pedophilia, that is not condoned by the church. It has happened but high profile Vatican controversies get more news play than the shenanigans of backwoods Baptist child molesters in the Ozark Mountains do. I don't think Baptists molest less children than the Catholics do. I suspect that the molestation ratio is very similar if not a little higher for Baptists due to already prevalent inbreeding in their communities. So you need to consider that.

thanks for clearing that up for me.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

The Church of England concocted the King James bible, they decided to "ommit" many texts from it.

Really? Which texts did they omit? I see you are trying to dazzle us with your ignorance.

The English translators did a poor job translating the Hebrew, which I suspect was deliberate. For this, they are heretics. Not the English in general, but the translators and those that follow the documents they created. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Perhaps you can show us how badly they messed up the Hebrew language? You do of course read ancient Hebrew and Greek and Latin, do you not? Do you know why I did not ask you about Aramaic? What Hebrew texts did the translators use? Which Greek texts did the translators use? Did they use any other texts to help them with the translations? If so, what were they?

Can you answer the same questions with regards to your supposed "true Bible" whichever that might be? By the way, what is the name of your "true Bible?"

[Brad M]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Perhaps you can show us how badly they messed up the Hebrew language? You do of course read ancient Hebrew and Greek and Latin, do you not?

A Baptist wanting empirical evidence? Please see the other thread for the explanation my friend.

Blessed be the Virgin Mary, praise God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

A Baptist wanting empirical evidence? Please see the other thread for the explanation my friend.

Blessed be the Virgin Mary, praise God.

Take it elsewhere, papist scum. This is a Christian forum.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Originally Posted by Bible Student
Perhaps you can show us how badly they messed up the Hebrew language? You do of course read ancient Hebrew and Greek and Latin, do you not?

A Baptist wanting empirical evidence?

So another Mary-worshiper can't answer the question either. By the way, are you and expert in Biblical languages?

Please see the other thread for the explanation my friend.

Blessed be the Virgin Mary, praise God.

I'm sorry, but did I miss your name in my Friend's List?

There are 59,426 threads on this message board. To which one of them do your refer for this phantasmagorical explanation?

[Neutronite]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Come on guys be nice to him. If your going to be hard on him the least you could do is show him his wrong doings and forget about it?

And for the catholic guy. This IS a christian forum you know?

[s. warnin]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Neutronite, Don't bother going to the Baptist church. Would you rather buy from a well established company, or buy from a relatively brand new, company with poor customer service and shabby products?

Come to the Catholic church. The oldest company out there. We have the love of God, the entry requirements for Heaven and a bible that wasn't written by half-witted English heretics.

How typical of the idolaters. You cannot "buy" salvation, it is a Gift:

Romans 6:23 " For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ephesians 2:8 " For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:"

It is well-known that the catholic church attempts to sell forgiveness for monetary amounts. Don't fall for it.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hey guys, I really need some help.

Originally Posted by Brad M
Neutronite, Don't bother going to the Baptist church. Would you rather buy from a well established company, or buy from a relatively brand new, company with poor customer service and shabby products?

Come to the Catholic church. The oldest company out there. We have the love of God, the entry requirements for Heaven and a bible that wasn't written by half-witted English heretics.

How typical of the idolaters. You cannot "buy" salvation, it is a Gift:

Romans 6:23 " For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ephesians 2:8 " For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:"

It is well-known that the catholic church attempts to sell forgiveness for monetary amounts. Don't fall for it.

As we can see here those Catolicks are among the incognoscenti and yet full of themselves. A friend of mine, a paramedic, was at the scene of an accident. One of the injured had a card in his wallet that read: "I am a very important Catholic (sp). In case of an emergency, please call a bishop." My friend said they called the local bishop and left.