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  • Simethecone
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    • Sep 2011
    • 17

    #1

    Hello

    Greetings to whoever reads this post.

    My name is Sine Nomine
    I was raised as a Catholic but never believed a word that the pedo-priest tried to force upon us.
    I do not currently attend any church because they refuse to spread the truth. However I am very interested in this one because I have read some posts and have seen nothing but the truth. T'would be an honor to eventually become a True Christian. I can not afford a bible and have never been allowed to read an unaltered copy by my parents and as such can not say what my favorite book/verse is.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Greetings!
    There are several good sites to read the King James 1611 Bible on-line.
    Just use google.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Simethecone
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      • Sep 2011
      • 17

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Thank you for your help but I distrust many of the sites do to an unfortunate accident involving a typo and pornographic images but I will try once more if you insist.
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Hello Sine!

        How old are you, friend? What is the most spectacular thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today? Tell us more about yourself! Where did you study Latin?

        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Simethecone
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          • Sep 2011
          • 17

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Hello Sine!

          How old are you, friend? What is the most spectacular thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you today? Tell us more about yourself! Where did you study Latin?

          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
          Posted via Mobile Device
          20 years Sir, and I would like to think allowing me to find this site would be the most spectacular thing, Sir.
          And I am afraid I do not remember where I studied nor much of the language. I have a habit of suppressing traumatic memories, Sir.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Originally posted by Sinenomine View Post
            20 years Sir, and I would like to think allowing me to find this site would be the most spectacular thing, Sir.
            And I am afraid I do not remember where I studied nor much of the language. I have a habit of suppressing traumatic memories, Sir.
            Sine, I think you finding this place might also be the best thing Jesus has done for ME today!



            Not sure what to tell you about the suppressed memory thing. Without knowing all of your sins, I'm not entirely sure you can properly repent, and I'd hate for you to go to hell on a technicality.

            (Acts 8:22) "Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee."

            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
            Posted via Mobile Device
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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Hello

              The road to salvation is not an easy one, but well worth it
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Yeshua bar Yusuf
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                Forum Member
                • Sep 2011
                • 135

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Sinenomine View Post
                I can not afford a bible ...
                Here is an online KJV Bible that you can begin with.

                I think it is important to note that:

                a) the internet has only two uses - fellowship with Christians and pornography (the latter for atheists, homosinuals, perverts, and papists)
                b) this is your first post at the only place for fellowship with True Christians™
                c) the average cost for internet in the United States is $15 per month
                d) you can find a KJV here quite cheaply.

                Having said all that, why did you not renounce your pornography addiction for even a single month to obtain the Word of God?
                People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                • s. warnin
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                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 168

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Sinenomine View Post
                  Greetings to whoever reads this post.

                  My name is Sine Nomine
                  I was raised as a Catholic but never believed a word that the pedo-priest tried to force upon us.
                  I do not currently attend any church because they refuse to spread the truth. However I am very interested in this one because I have read some posts and have seen nothing but the truth. T'would be an honor to eventually become a True Christian. I can not afford a bible and have never been allowed to read an unaltered copy by my parents and as such can not say what my favorite book/verse is.
                  Greetings,

                  Do you still live with your parents? Where exactly are you from?

                  Peace be with you...
                  Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                  Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Sinenomine View Post
                    Greetings to whoever reads this post.

                    My name is Sine Nomine
                    I was raised as a Catholic but never believed a word that the pedo-priest tried to force upon us.
                    I do not currently attend any church because they refuse to spread the truth. However I am very interested in this one because I have read some posts and have seen nothing but the truth. T'would be an honor to eventually become a True Christian. I can not afford a bible and have never been allowed to read an unaltered copy by my parents and as such can not say what my favorite book/verse is.
                    Welcome Mr. McNameless. Tell us a bit more about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse? How many soldiers for Christ has your wife borne? How long does it take you to clean your guns?
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Originally Posted by Sinenomine
                      20 years Sir, and I would like to think allowing me to find this site would be the most spectacular thing, Sir.
                      And I am afraid I do not remember where I studied nor much of the language. I have a habit of suppressing traumatic memories, Sir.
                      Sine, I think you finding this place might also be the best thing Jesus has done for ME today!



                      Not sure what to tell you about the suppressed memory thing. Without knowing all of your sins, I'm not entirely sure you can properly repent, and I'd hate for you to go to hell on a technicality.

                      (Acts 8:22) "Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee."

                      YiC,

                      Z. Smyth
                      Posted via Mobile Device
                      I just finished a book on forgotten/repressed memories. Since ufos and alien abductions are a safe topic among atheists, the book was primarily devoted to them because people tend to not want to talk about other types of repressed memories. Well after reading that book I can tell you it ain't a pretty sight. Trouble is that when those memories do come back they are usually false. The brain makes up lies. So if Mr McNameless (and I can't believe he can't remember his own name) thinks there are aliens around and about, those Mary-worshiping Papists probably paid him more attention than he wants to admit.
                      Last edited by Bible Student; 09-24-2011, 01:20 AM. Reason: Brain-finger disconnect.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Is your name some kind of joo tongue twister?

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Simethecone
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                          • Sep 2011
                          • 17

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Is your name some kind of joo tongue twister?

                          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                          As I can only post once every 300 seconds I will address each of you in this post. (as far as the topic review will allow me)

                          On the first topic no that is what everyone in my community calls me and so that is who I am.

                          On the second I did read that when I first registered.

                          On the third as you say sir and if I have been disrespectful pleas tell me when so I may apologize for it was not my intention.

                          Thank you and have a pleasant day.

                          @Bible Student they are not truly forgotten as I suppressed them my self. With all due respect I do not believe in the existence of aliens either so that is irrelevant to this particular discussion.
                          I have no wife as have no intention to breed due to some rather er unwanted (is that a the word to use?) psychological disorders that I would not want to pass on. Also do you mean all of them or the ones that I use frequently?

                          @ s.warnin
                          Unfortunately yes I still live with them which is why it took so long to post again. Very hard to find anywhere that is hiring where I live. (that is something I would like to keep to my self if I may)


                          @Yeshua bar Yusuf

                          You seem to have misread what I wrote I don't trust the various search engines because one small typo and I got flooded with porn I was NOT searching for porn.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Sinenomine View Post
                            @Bible Student they are not truly forgotten as I suppressed them my self. With all due respect I do not believe in the existence of aliens either so that is irrelevant to this particular discussion.
                            I have no wife as have no intention to breed due to some rather er unwanted (is that a the word to use?) psychological disorders that I would not want to pass on. Also do you mean all of them or the ones that I use frequently?
                            I think you missed the point about alien abductions and the study. The psychologist was interested in studying the validity of repressed memories of childhood rape. But that subject is too charged with emotion and few subjects would be apt to tell the truth and bare their souls. So she studied a similar area of repressed memories, that of alien abductions. It was less emotionally charged. However the mechanism for repressed (false) memories remains the same for both areas. In other words this psychologist found out that those psychologists and psychiatrists who helped patients recover repressed memories were actually inventing those memories for the patient. So you see, the point has nothing to do with alien abductions and UFOs at all.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Welcome aboard, Sea Anemone! I understand you claim to have repressed memories of being abducted by aliens?

                              That is very interesting, but I hope you understand that your abductors were actually demons in disguise.

                              This:



                              Not this:

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