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  • Missing e-mails? Blame left-wing terrorists!

    Do you wonder why your business partner never respond to your e-mail? Is he lazy? The inconvenient truth might be that evil communist kids destroyed the message before it was even read:

    I have conducted some research, and the conclusion is that an overwhelming majority of those who experienced missing e-mails are either working in businesses that the skinny commies dislike (animal testing, fur farming etc), openly support Conservative ideas or have had an online clash with commies (usually being bullied by them).

    Well, you have protected your computer network, use genuine software, have an anti-virus program etc. But that just solve half of the problem. Many e-mail intrusion attacks are so called "man in the middle". E-mails don't usually go directly from sender to receiver, but jump through a number of hosts on the way. If a single one of them is compromised, the e-mail can be eavesdropped, altered or censored. Take into account that communists are happy to censor politically incorrect information - just look at the governments in North Korea, China, Cuba and Burma.

    The compromised host don't even need to be hacked. Many relay hosts belong to government funded universities, and some of them are "maintained" by members of left-wing student factions.

    Here is what the Lord say about those wicked commies:
    Prov 11:5-6
    The righteousness of the perfect shall direct his way: but the wicked shall fall by his own wickedness.
    The righteousness of the upright shall deliver them: but transgressors shall be taken in their own naughtiness.

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    Re: Missing e-mails? Blame left-wing terrorists!

    I have always had my suspicions about such things, and you've confirmed them.

    Why I've always known that Obama himself has taken a very keen interest in me because I'm a Bible-believing Christian, and I've laid awake nights knowing he reads all my emails to my friends and family asking for prayers.

    Please, GOD, let the GOP win in 2012!
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