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Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS!
A few years ago my daughter's soul became stupider. The liberal-bias doctors called it "brain-damage", denying the Biblical truth that the soul lives in the heart and bowels (Esther 6:6, Proverbs 23:7, Isaiah 10:7, Matt 9:4), and that souls survive death (and can therefore also survive hits on the head etc.)
Well, she caused a lot of embarrasment during our family get-together last Easter. Worst has the incident with the easter-egg hunt (I won't go into it, but folks, just because it's small, round and brown, does not mean it's an easter egg). This year we will put our best foot forward. I fixed up the doghouse where she can live for the summer. Now family members are spreading all sorts of subversive propaganda behind my back. For example, our enemies in other families have created a talking point about "alcoholism", and their useful idiots inside this family are doing their bidding.
The Bible says that drunken revelry is bad. I have never committed the sin of revelry and would repent if I ever had. Using drink (a blessing from God: Gen 27:28; Deut 7:13; 11:14; Joel 2:19, 24; 3:18; Amos 9:13-14) to forget ones problems is not a sin, in fact, it is recommended as a form of poverty relief (Proverbs 31:6.). And of course drink is useful to steel oneself for a child-diciplining session. Sure, my spanking hand still hurts after a few minutes, but I tend not to care so much.
Folks, you have one father, right or wrong. You are either with me or against me. You either rally around me, or you are a vile traitor who will probably open the door to burglars, or set the place on fire (which is why I strip-search for matches). Yes, I think it's deliberate that you often leave the doors unlocked when we're out, so from 9 until 5:25 the house is entirely undefended. When calamaty comes, I will point my finger and say YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN!
And a certain mother is destroying the family from within by being soft on punishment. For example, I know she won't carry out all those threats she made if someone sneaks out to that party Saturday night.
Passive-agressive tactics like leaving those little 12-step booklets around only show your cowardice, and the whispers of "intervention" show that that you will stop at nothing to following your envy and bottomless hatred.
And despite all your talk of "freedom", you are each little tyrants, you even use that slur, "enabler" to attack loyal citizens of the family.
Our family was orderly and peaceful until the traitors stabbed us in the back. For example, I always won my battles with tailgaters and other road-rage trash until you deserted me by taking the bus everywhere. I won every battle, yet now we've lost the war on bad drivers (nobody respects a "Baby on board" sign when there isn't actually a baby on board.)
I've seen you talking to strangers, people I've never met. I don't even know where they live or spell their names. I've heard of your apology tours around the neighbourhood. You especially like to apologize to those people. You know the ones I mean.
YOU ARE TRAITORS TO THE FAMILY! YOU ARE WITH THE BURGLARS AND THE STRANGERS AND SATAN HIMSELF!
Thank you and God Bless America.
Well, she caused a lot of embarrasment during our family get-together last Easter. Worst has the incident with the easter-egg hunt (I won't go into it, but folks, just because it's small, round and brown, does not mean it's an easter egg). This year we will put our best foot forward. I fixed up the doghouse where she can live for the summer. Now family members are spreading all sorts of subversive propaganda behind my back. For example, our enemies in other families have created a talking point about "alcoholism", and their useful idiots inside this family are doing their bidding.
The Bible says that drunken revelry is bad. I have never committed the sin of revelry and would repent if I ever had. Using drink (a blessing from God: Gen 27:28; Deut 7:13; 11:14; Joel 2:19, 24; 3:18; Amos 9:13-14) to forget ones problems is not a sin, in fact, it is recommended as a form of poverty relief (Proverbs 31:6.). And of course drink is useful to steel oneself for a child-diciplining session. Sure, my spanking hand still hurts after a few minutes, but I tend not to care so much.
Folks, you have one father, right or wrong. You are either with me or against me. You either rally around me, or you are a vile traitor who will probably open the door to burglars, or set the place on fire (which is why I strip-search for matches). Yes, I think it's deliberate that you often leave the doors unlocked when we're out, so from 9 until 5:25 the house is entirely undefended. When calamaty comes, I will point my finger and say YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN!
And a certain mother is destroying the family from within by being soft on punishment. For example, I know she won't carry out all those threats she made if someone sneaks out to that party Saturday night.
Passive-agressive tactics like leaving those little 12-step booklets around only show your cowardice, and the whispers of "intervention" show that that you will stop at nothing to following your envy and bottomless hatred.
And despite all your talk of "freedom", you are each little tyrants, you even use that slur, "enabler" to attack loyal citizens of the family.
Our family was orderly and peaceful until the traitors stabbed us in the back. For example, I always won my battles with tailgaters and other road-rage trash until you deserted me by taking the bus everywhere. I won every battle, yet now we've lost the war on bad drivers (nobody respects a "Baby on board" sign when there isn't actually a baby on board.)
I've seen you talking to strangers, people I've never met. I don't even know where they live or spell their names. I've heard of your apology tours around the neighbourhood. You especially like to apologize to those people. You know the ones I mean.
YOU ARE TRAITORS TO THE FAMILY! YOU ARE WITH THE BURGLARS AND THE STRANGERS AND SATAN HIMSELF!
Thank you and God Bless America.
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