Post your favorite and classiest guns!

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

This is probably the most prized item in the Rev's collection, I picked it up in Nicaragua in 1986 for only $4,000:



Of course as a truthful afficionadio and guru of all things ballistically inclinated, I also have more conservative, functional and classically stylated weaponry, like this tasteful Desert Eagle:



Post YOUR favoritist guns!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Call me old fashioned, but I don't care for all the new fangled "fancy" guns with all the "bling". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I am now and will ALWAYS be a revolver guy. Here are two of my Smith and Wessons. One's a .460 and the other's a .500

[Brother Harold Porter]

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When my mother passed, I used the $30,000 inheritance to buy a pre-1986 NFA Heckler and Koch MP-5 full auto. Worth every penny and the apple of my eye.

[James Hutchins]

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Though my collection of guns is quite vast, I have a close and personal relationship with my S&W 9mm. It is with me at all times and though the serial numbers have changed over the years due to wear, tear and unjust prosecution, she is still the apple of my eye.


Accurate enough to one handedly hit the 'O' in a stop sign at 75 mph from the cab of my Kenworth.

Here is a picture of the handgun section of the Hutchins armory in our preparatory shelter (room 7 of the armory, I believe).

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Since I live in the snowy, cold, gun-controlled communist Sweden, this is the only type of guns we can have, but trust we, we have alot of fun with these

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

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Thems is some mighty fine weaponry. Capt. Porter, have you been approved to carry those wonderful guns during your officialized duties as a pilot since the tragedization of 9/11? We could use more fearless, well-armed pilots to prevent Muslim terrorism!

Another photo of my tasteful gold-plated Desert Eagle, since the last picture seems to have gone poof in the tubes of the interweb:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do I understand that a nigra has a gun?

[Young Peter]

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Hello Reverend Williams how are you? I am fine. We are not allowed to have guns in the halfway house but I snuck and made one in shop class because I want to be ready if any of the other residents come in to my room at night and try to rape me. Also I have received messages in my mind to warn me the warlock who got me put in juvenile hall is going to soon make an attempt on my life so I have to be ready for him.

Here is a picture of a gun just like the one I made. I found the plans for it on the net. Please keep this information private as I do not want to get in trouble. Thank you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Thems is some mighty fine weaponry. Capt. Porter, have you been approved to carry those wonderful guns during your officialized duties as a pilot since the tragedization of 9/11? We could use more fearless, well-armed pilots to prevent Muslim terrorism!

Yes Reverend, I have a concealed carry permit. On every Landover AirJesus flight, both I and the co-pilot are armed. Also, the flight attendants, the Pastors and their personal chefs and masseuses are all armed with semi-automatic pistols.

And I am proud to say that we have never been the victim of either a hijacking or terrorist attack. Of course, the frivolous lawsuits filed by the families of the two flight attendants that were killed during that incident over Nebraska in 2010 were thrown out of court. Our Jew lawyers successfully argued that they accidentally shot each other in an argument over lipstick.

[BelieverInGod]

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Seth has given me a S&W Security 6 for when he's out of town. He says it's a safe enough gun for a woman to handle without much chance of shooting the wrong thing (or my foot off). Other than that, I was given my fathers old WWII Lee-Enfield. I'm proud to say that my father passed the "mad minute" test with it Seth isn't much interested in it, but when Seth Jr. turns 21 I'll give it to him along with some of the other stuff that came from my side of the family.

Other than that, I don't know much about guns. I think they're pretty though

[Faith_Machine]

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I don't actually own a gun. If anybody has any recommendations, I'd be interested in hearing them.

[Cranky Old Man]

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There is only the Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter. Everything else is for gays and girls. It kills a bear with a single shot, if the recoil doesn't kill you first.