[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

Newt Gringrich says that we did worse among the asians than we did amoung the hispanics.

Only because they're from the wrong parts of Asia. Based on my own personal experiences there are entire districts of Bangkok that owe their livelihoods to Republican job-creators, and the females in particular are willing to do anything for us.

Anyway, let's not get distracted: we need to stay focused on creating the ultimate hispandering machine, the Republicanista Party. For this purpose, I propose a new SuperPAC, with I will be calling (drumroll please)

THE SPRAYTAN REPUBLICANS

[lovelylatina]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

some of the comments ive been reading from this and other post sound very racist if u are really christian ppl u shuldnt b talking like that. i have Jesus Christ in my heart and im a mexican as some of u say. we are all Gods children but i also know that some ppl dont wanna b bc they dont believe in him .so instead of saying that all mexicans voted for obama thats not true bc i didnt so dont generalize I voted for whoever was anti abortion anti gay marriages bc i wont condone what God condemns

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

some of the comments ive been reading from this and other post sound very racist if u are really christian ppl u shuldnt b talking like that. i have Jesus Christ in my heart and im a mexican as some of u say. we are all Gods children but i also know that some ppl dont wanna b bc they dont believe in him .so instead of saying that all mexicans voted for obama thats not true bc i didnt so dont generalize I voted for whoever was anti abortion anti gay marriages bc i wont condone what God condemns

If you believe you see racism of any kind on this Godliest of websites, please report it to a Pastor IMMEDIATELY. We have a zero tolerance policy for racism here at Landover Baptist.

In the meantime, please introduce yourself like a proper young lady by making your way over to the introduction section and following the instructions there. I don't know how you people do it South of the border, but here in the developed world we like to know who we are talking to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

some of the comments ive been reading from this and other post sound very racist if u are really christian ppl u shuldnt b talking like that. i have Jesus Christ in my heart and im a mexican as some of u say. we are all Gods children but i also know that some ppl dont wanna b bc they dont believe in him .so instead of saying that all mexicans voted for obama thats not true bc i didnt so dont generalize I voted for whoever was anti abortion anti gay marriages bc i wont condone what God condemns

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Harold Law]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

There's really only 3 things hispanics are good at.

1. Cleaning hotel rooms
2. Taking naps
3. Praying to Mary

We need to find some way to put these skills to good use. I suggest rounding up every Creation Scientist we can find to establish a formula to somehow use these abilities to generate more Republican votes.

[Harold Law]

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Glory!

You done good boy. Nothing puts a smile on my face faster than a colored feller telling those racist liberals where they can stick their political correctness. Unless of course its the sound of unbelievers roasting in the eternal fires of hell!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

2. Operation Malvinas Liberation. (The Malvinas are also known as the Falkland Islands - by their redcoat oppressors!) I know the British won't like it, but how many votes do they have in Florida?

The Pope is on-board! As usual, we are ahead of the curve, with the rest of the conservative world catching up later.

Pope Francis branded Britain 'usurpers' over Falklands conflict
As Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Pope Francis once told a congregation of Argentinean veterans that those who died in the Falklands War were "reclaiming what is theirs" during the conflict.

During a Mass on April 2 last year to mark the 30th anniversary of the start of the war, Bergoglio called for the vindication of "all" of those who fought against the British over the Falklands Islands.
"We come to pray for those who have fallen, sons of the homeland who set out to defend his mother, the homeland, to claim the country that is theirs and they were usurped," he said.

Landover Leads, the world follows!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

And now, Argentina's own Sarah Palin, the Godly republicanista lady Cristina Kirchner, speaks out against the limeys occupying their territory

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: How to out-Hispander the democrats: introducing the Republicanistas

3. "Evita" is now a must-watch for all Republicanistas. ....Along with the Peronistas, it's also worth studying Agusta Pinochet, Rafael Trujillo, and Anastastio Somoza....I don't know why, but Latin Americans sure love their bling-covered Generalissimos.

Wow Jeb, everybody takes your advice! First the Pope, now everybody's favorite tinpot demagogue, the Mussulini of the Mullets, Donald J Trump!


So Donald Trump has contempt for Hispanics and will treat them horribly? Just like all the dictators of Latin America, who hispanics love! Hispanics are like women, they only love you if you beat them. I predict Trump will win the hispanic vote by a huge margin.


And as for voters who don't want a tinpot dictatorship, well, how many can there be? We're talking about America here. We're the only country whose schools don't teach the difference between "demogogue" and "demigod".

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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In it's stirring endorsement of Donald Trump, New York Times Magazine says that Trumpism is all about thinking like a third-world kleptocrat. The immigrant vote is going to hand him a landslide:

It’s easy to dismiss Trump as a loutish ignoramus who simply doesn’t understand how modern economies function. But I’ve come to see him as a canny spokesman for a different sort of economy, one that often goes by the technical name ‘‘rent seeking.’’
...
Without real competition, one or both sides of a rent-seeking transaction lack leverage, and so decisions can be hashed out only by powerful people making deals in back rooms.
...
I learned a great deal about rentier economies, as they’re sometimes known, when I spent a year in Baghdad, covering the American occupation of Iraq between 2003 and 2004. I met many of Iraq’s leading businesspeople, and they always talked about ‘‘deals.’’ As one explained to me, there would be some business opportunity — building a hospital, say, or getting a license to import a new line of cars — and Saddam Hussein’s family would essentially auction off the opportunity to the handful of wealthy businesspeople whom they deemed trustworthy. Success came not from being better at building hospitals or more efficient at importing cars...

As an economic journalist, when trying to explain the idea of rent-seeking, I have always used one quintessential example from the United States — a sector in which markets don’t function, in which excess profits are held by a few. That world is Manhattan real estate development...

This is not a marketplace characterized by competition and dynamism; instead, Manhattan real estate looks an awful lot more like a Middle Eastern rentier economy...

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Well OF COURSE Obama is going to Cuba to bow and scrape in front of the Castros.... OF COURSE the party that caters to illegal aliens is going to speak their broken Spanish to leftist Latin American dictators... And OF COURSE they're going to be treated like the hired help at a drug kingpin's ranchero....

This is why we need President Trump in office YESTERDAY.... To invade Latin America with all the best people and refurbish their palaces in the best marble and bathroom fixtures and sell it back to them at a hefty profit.

[Free Market Fred]

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What I don't get is why we allow Mexicans to vote at all. I mean it's fine to let them come across the border illegally to pick lettuce and tomatoes, and hire them to do sub-minimum wage labor at Taco Bell, just as long as they don't make trouble. Once they start getting uppity, we can always deport them back to Tijuana. That arrangement worked fine for years, but then liberals started a beaner rights movement, and even allowed them to become US citizens!

OK, I understand that Mexicans multiply like rabbits, and that their kids born in the USA technically are "entitled" to citizenship. But our Founding Fathers established Puerto Rico as the beaner homeland, and made sure that Mexiricans don't actually get to vote in national elections. That always seemed like a good solution to me, but for some reason we got the wetbacks driving around Los Angeles in their lowriders listening to gangsta rap, rather than picking lettuce like The Lord intended.


Mexirican putas on their way to a fiesta.

If they're not willing to work for their tortillas, I say we just ship them off to Puerto Rico, where they can feel at home sniffing coke and getting more tattoos. If that doesn't keep them under control, we can always build a wall around Puerto Rico, and charge them for it.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

2. Operation Malvinas Liberation. (The Malvinas are also known as the Falkland Islands...

Greenland is our equivalent, only better, it's even more of a barren, penguin-infested wasteland, and nothing wins public support more than a war over a wasteland. Glad to get confirmation that the White House reads this forum.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Greenland is our equivalent, only better, it's even more of a barren, penguin-infested wasteland, and nothing wins public support more than a war over a wasteland. Glad to get confirmation that the White House reads this forum.

To persuade the Eskimos in Greenland they can surrender to us and be safe, Trump officials need to appear as if they are "close" to Greenland. That is, they need to out-Greenland Greenlanders. When VP Vance visited there last week, he should have dressed like the locals: