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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #16
    Re: Unholy thougts?!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    This image might be more appropriate for this thread:
    Not necessary. Their naughty bits are covered.
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    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #17
      Re: Unholy thougts?!

      I hope all the PERVERTS who click on our site with lotion and Kleenex in hand remember that THESE are the Olsen Twins.

      You sick, twisted PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      BURN IN HELL!!!
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      • openmind
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Dec 2008
        • 55

        #18
        Re: Unholy thougts?!

        It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
        An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #19
          Re: Unholy thougts?!

          Originally posted by openmind View Post
          It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
          An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
          No, why?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • openmind
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Dec 2008
            • 55

            #20
            Re: Unholy thougts?!

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            No, why?
            I was speaking to the original poster.

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            • BrotherBill
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 63

              #21
              Re: Unholy thougts?!

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              I hope all the PERVERTS who click on our site with lotion and Kleenex in hand remember that THESE are the Olsen Twins.

              You sick, twisted PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              BURN IN HELL!!!
              Ahem... I do believe this is the men only board
              If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Unholy thougts?!

                Originally posted by openmind View Post
                It is perfectly normal to have unholy thoughts.
                An active sexual imagination leads to an active sex life. Im sure you've closed your eyes and pretended you were with Ms. Palin and not your wife a few times, right?
                No decent Christian would ever think of Sarah Palin nude.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: Unholy thougts?!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  No decent Christian would ever think of Sarah Palin nude.
                  Do you think she has ever even been nude?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6578

                    #24
                    Re: Unholy thougts?!

                    Seeing as this has become the Olsen Twins thread, here is a warning about Olsen Twins movies:
                    New York Minute is...definitely equivalent to a PG-13 in terms of sexual immorality...because of Ashley running around New York in nothing but a bath towel, pushing and daring the threshold of how much of Ashley was acceptable...

                    While there were no instances of foul language noted, six times God's name was used in vain...[Deut. 5:11]. The greatest violation of wholesome ethics and morality was the icons of wholesome traipsing through New York dressed in only a bathrobe and a towel. At times, Ashley's towel seemed to threaten to expose "R" features, sometimes teasing the brink of indecent. While I would like to not believe it of the Olsen twins, I have no doubt this was intentional. It was clear the filmmakers were using the previously wholesome girls to issue a challenge, as if to say the girls were trying to change their image. [1Tim. 4:12] And what will that say to the rather vast following of tweenage girls the Olsen twins have developed? [Luke 17:2]

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                    • Sweet unholy heart
                      Unsaved trash, aka "nautie girl"
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 12

                      #25
                      Re: Unholy thougts?!

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      Seeing as this has become the Olsen Twins thread, here is a warning about Olsen Twins movies:
                      we don't need a warning we are human we have brains... however this forum is beginning to make me wonder, as well as question weather or not religion is really even healthy if it warps and distorts minds to the very unholy things I've seen on this forum.. Rule numero uno. Thou shall not Judge.. it's not our place and you twisted warped christain freaks seem to think it's okay. I'm well aware I'm judging now but honestly your narrow minded and I would venture to say entierly wrong I wouldnt be suprised if I saw each and every one of you in hell with me.
                      Further more,
                      Have you ever really taken the time out of your day to consider other things in the bountaful life we have been given? The hell we go through, the things we face on a daily basis be them natural or not?

                      And did ANYONE in the fourm stop to think that the olsen twins are now offialy over the age of 18? Who gives a flying rats ass the pictures up on the internet and plenty of you bible thumping closet pedofiles have you yourselves had "unholy" thoughts about these girls.


                      Sorry I'm not fooled by your cover up religious bull shit.

                      Really.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #26
                        Re: Unholy thougts?!

                        Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
                        Rule numero uno. Thou shall not Judge..
                        Missy, if you would spend less time with your cooter and more with the Bible, you would know that we are COMMANDED to judge.

                        Do you perhaps have itching ears?

                        2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
                        2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                        2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                        2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                        2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                        PS: what's with the pink?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Sweet unholy heart
                          Unsaved trash, aka "nautie girl"
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 12

                          #27
                          Re: Unholy thougts?!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Missy, if you would spend less time with your cooter and more with the Bible, you would know that we are COMMANDED to judge.

                          Do you perhaps have itching ears?

                          2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
                          2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                          2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                          2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                          2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                          PS: what's with the pink?

                          simply to annoy,
                          And no it is NOT our place to Judge, not our Job. There is not one ounce of written on onion paper crap that you can throw at me to make me believe that load right there! Honestly only "God" is the one to really judge us, passing judgment is easy and unnecessary because in the end that will all be taken care of by a higher power. The real challenge is learning acceptance.
                          If you Judge others, You will in turn be judged at the gates, why? because it's NOT your place. You are a servant of god, to spread the word not your overly opinionated judgments and think your playing your little part for god, He made us this way, he knows' he understands.. he trusts that we will do the right thing with or with out the "guidance" of some unknowns whatever they might be.
                          Pink again... because I can.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #28
                            Re: Unholy thougts?!

                            Black again, because I can.

                            So let me get this straight: you somehow believe in a "god", but not the God who gave us this excellent manual called the Bible (KJV 1611 version only)?

                            Friend, that's got nothing to do with faith. You invented an imaginary friend.

                            God wrote the Bible, it says so in ... the Bible. Shout Glory!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Sweet unholy heart
                              Unsaved trash, aka "nautie girl"
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 12

                              #29
                              Re: Unholy thougts?!

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              Black again, because I can.

                              So let me get this straight: you somehow believe in a "god", but not the God who gave us this excellent manual called the Bible (KJV 1611 version only)?

                              Friend, that's got nothing to do with faith. You invented an imaginary friend.

                              God wrote the Bible, it says so in ... the Bible. Shout Glory!


                              No he had others write it for him, if you paid any kind of attention the books in the bible are written by others.
                              Stories... but if I read that right you just called the one you all god an imaginary friend...
                              hum.
                              You have no place to put any kind of mark on what I believe faith is, nor can you tell me what is and inst faith. your not in my head, I don't play by the "rules". I don't read the bible because I don't need a manual, I go by his will.
                              No book can do that for me.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                Originally posted by Sweet unholy heart View Post
                                No he had others write it for him, if you paid any kind of attention the books in the bible are written by others.
                                Stories... but if I read that right you just called the one you all god an imaginary friend...
                                hum.
                                You have no place to put any kind of mark on what I believe faith is, nor can you tell me what is and inst faith. your not in my head, I don't play by the "rules". I don't read the bible because I don't need a manual, I go by his will.
                                No book can do that for me.
                                What an idiotic thing to say! Only an unsaved female could come up with such a pile of nonsense.

                                How can anyone know God's will without knowing His Holy Word? I suppose you fancy yourself "psychic" too, right?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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