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  • LordsTrueBaptist
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    • Nov 2008
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    #1

    Unholy thougts?!

    Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
    I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

    during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
    is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

    God's praise

    Albert
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 12-27-2008, 09:38 PM. Reason: added a link so our visitors can find out more about Sarah
    Tags: alaska, masturbation = gay sex, olsen twins, olsen twins porn, pornography addiction, sarah palin
    • Brother V
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      • Sep 2006
      • 3481
      #2
      Re: Unholy thougts?!

      Originally posted by LordsTrueBaptist View Post
      Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
      I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

      during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
      is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

      God's praise

      Albert
      Dear friend, Jesus said.

      Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

      What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?

      The details matter!

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Unholy thougts?!

          You're not really 54, are you, Albert? What other kind of thougts are you having?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Micah Boenheffer
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              • Oct 2008
              • 62
              #4
              Re: Unholy thougts?!

              I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.

              These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
              Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
              Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Unholy thougts?!

                  I'm sure that she cleans toilets and scrubs the floor on her hands and knees just like any good Christian wife. What's the problem with that?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ApoplecticFalseChristian
                      Unrepentant Papist Dog
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 40
                      #6
                      Re: Unholy thougts?!

                      Originally posted by LordsTrueBaptist View Post
                      Hello I am new here, and I wondered if you real men could help me.
                      I am a 54 year old man, with a wife and 3 chrildren.

                      during the unfair election, where satan's angel obama won, I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
                      is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff, or is it okay Im just thinking. and in case it is a sin, what should I do?

                      God's praise

                      Albert
                      What does your age have to do with anything here other than a tacit implication of being a responsible adult past the age of reason? Or are you signaling that your are harmless and innocent in being able to consumate your thoughts. I think we can rule out senility since you recollect the thoughts.

                      James
                      Matthew 16:18: "And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."
                      2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."
                      2 Thess 2:15 "Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle."

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812
                          #7
                          Re: Unholy thougts?!

                          Originally posted by Micah Boenheffer View Post
                          I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.

                          These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
                          Only field dressing the bear would make her unclean, but she'll be fine once the sun goes down (and she showers).

                          Lev 11:27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

                          Deer is good eating, however. God bless their cud-chewing, divided-hoofed nature.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                            • LordsTrueBaptist
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                              • Nov 2008
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                              #8
                              Re: Unholy thougts?!

                              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                              Dear friend, Jesus said.

                              Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

                              What sorts of unclean stuff was she doing in your thoughts?

                              The details matter!

                              YIC
                              V

                              the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out

                              may jesus be with all of you

                              Albert

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                  Originally posted by LordsTrueBaptist View Post
                                  the details are so unclean, i dont even think i can speak about it, i tried to clear my thoughts by reading the bible over and over again. but i will pray for that also you men can help me out

                                  may jesus be with all of you

                                  Albert
                                  If you claim to be Baptist, then no one should have to tell you to show proper respect for our Savior(c).

                                  I'm beginning to suspect that you aren't everything you say you are.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Captain_Asshat
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                                      • Sep 2008
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                      Originally posted by LordsTrueBaptist View Post
                                      I noticed the young, smart and talented Sarah Palin (<-)
                                      is it a sin that I think of her doing unclean stuff
                                      Who's Sarah Palin?????

                                      Is she as hot as the Olsen Twins???



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                                      I often think of doin' unclean things wi them!

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                                        • Nobar King
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                                          • Sep 2007
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                                          #11
                                          Re: Unholy thougts?!
                                          • Visitor: Your I.P. has been logged and your parents will be alerted that you are looking at those disgusting Olsen twins, again.






                                          Maybe this will help you take your mind off of them.


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                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Miss Abigail
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                                              • Nov 2008
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                                              #12
                                              Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                              Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
                                              Who's Sarah Palin?????

                                              Is she as hot as the Olsen Twins???



                                              I often think of doin' unclean things wi them!

                                              Vote Captain Asshat for True ChristerTM!
                                              Banned Twice .... Third time lucky???

                                              "His asshattery knows no bounds"
                                              hmm they are pretty hot I must say but not as hot as Sarah Palin

                                              See also: Who is hotter: Sarah Palin or Michelle Obama?
                                              Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-11-2009, 03:55 PM.

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                                                • Wide-Open
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                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                  • 18449
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                                  Message to all the sinners out there who keep looking at this thread.

                                                  STOP LOOKING. TWO HANDS ON YOUR KEYBOARD. BACK AWAY. NOW!

                                                  We are here to praise Jesus, not to cater for your twisted pleasures.

                                                  You have been warned.
                                                  Psalm 81:10:
                                                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                    • SayvedByTheLord
                                                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 3151
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                                      What are you talking about ?


                                                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                        • Nobar King
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                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 23748
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Unholy thougts?!

                                                          This image might be more appropriate for this thread:
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                                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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