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Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Is Heavy Metal Your Religion?
Wow, this is so ironic. Can't you see the self-contradiction in your statement, friend?Originally posted by TheManglerOfWords View PostI really don't see the evil in metal music... To me it's just a form of expression with alot of curse and swear words, no more no less
You might just as well say: "I really don't see the evil in genocide...To me it's just a form of population control eradicating certain groups of people, no more no less."
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Whatever, even though I'm a Metal head I'm in a leading position of one of europes biggest hardware stores company.Originally posted by True Disciple View PostThis is hardly a surprise to me. Heavy metal fans are almost exclusively nancyboys without friends who tried to compensate being a social failure with excessively loud and aggressive music. Then, to find comfort in a group, they flock together and think they are better then other people because of their "religion." So silly!
Finally compare this:
the story about a "world metal peace ambassador" (
), with the following lyrics from Manowar's "The Gods Made Heavy Metal" (WARNING: Unchristian lyrics):
Yeah, world peace ambassador. Of course, we believe you!
Working as a manager here, I think im financially more succesful than most people around here....Comment
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Thanks for demonstrating that satanic music and working for a satanic go hand in hand.Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
So you measure a man's worth by how much money he earns? That's odd. So you see yourself as less of a man than, say, your boss? Or his boss? You must feel like a mere insect compared to really rich people then.Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
A man with God on his side doesn't need money, friend.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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We don't really care about material wealth. In the following Scriptural Passage, Jesus explains what will happen to you in the future:Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
Luke 6:24-26
But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your consolation. Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.
Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets
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Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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I hate to necro post here, but I had to chime in on this.
I would be considered a metalhead, and in my experience, heavy metal transcends all nations and creeds and faiths... Just brings us all together a celebration of the music.
Besides, decrying the evils of rock and roll is so 1950s...Comment
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Heavy metal bands are a branch of Satanism. Everything outside the Bible believing Baptists are in fact and extension of Satanism. You are either with God, or against God. There is no "in between" or "shades of gray".Comment
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Well, if I had to choose ONLY between nightclubmusic and metal, I would choose metal. And don`t ask why.Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View PostComment
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Nevermind that. Let's not even dwell on the fact that gabba and breakcore are far more successful at being loud and unpleasant - in other words, better at all the things heavy metal prides itself on - than that tired old heavy metal stuff my Jooish grandad listens to. Let's focus on the important thing here: you don't have to choose ONLY between nightclubmusic and metal, you have to choose between metal and Eternal Salvation. What's it going to be, then, eh?Originally posted by Jinnye View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Dear Felicity, do you know, wtah headache or migrene is? If you ask me "why"- then probably you have never had headache caused by clubmusic.Comment
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I've seen Motörhead, they gave me a splitting headache.Originally posted by Jinnye View PostPosted via Pasta
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I have been in nightclub and later I had headache 12 hours or more, ended with puking- that is migrene. All those DJs and MCs..
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More like you drunk too much, got a hangover and made yourself sick.Originally posted by Jinnye View PostI have been in nightclub and later I had headache 12 hours or more, ended with puking- that is migrene. All those DJs and MCs..
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I don`t drink and I don`t smoke. As well I never go to tan to get brown skin... Any more wierd questions? It was this "music" what caused the pain, nothing else.Comment
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