[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Brother Prune, do you mean there's a version of the Bible that doesn't say you should chop off your man-berries for Jesus?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Brother Prune, do you mean there's a version of the Bible that doesn't say you should chop off your man-berries for Jesus?

Pardon my manners, Sister, I should have explained.

The previous Danish Bible from 1907 did in fact tell True Christians™ to become eunuchs for Christ - but the current authorized version was perverted by a sect known as Inner Mission and says "unqualified" instead of "eunuch".

The Danish Bible wants you to make yourself "unqualified for the kingdom of heaven" - that's as perfect a description of LOOTERANS as I've ever heard.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Few weeks ago I saw the light on the Internet homepage www.warcraft3.dk with a link too your site.

I see you're a Dane. I hope you've enraged a lot of Mudslums today. You've already posted some scripture, so fancy posting your favourite Moo-Ham-Head cartoon.

I'm very sure that our bible follow the Byzantine version and not the Alexandrian, which effectively means that the Danish bible also follow TR and MT because most Danish christian people are protestants.

And most Danish protestants don't believe in God. If they were any less Christian, they'd be Episcopalians.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

In the meantime, why not tell us more about yourself. Your age, background, and details of your past sinful behaviors would be a good place to start. Also, hit that Paypal button today, so we can set you up with a Tithing schedule. Don't try and rob Jesus.

Of course, I should tell you a bit about myself, here we go.

I'm 19 years old and lived the first 6 years of my life in a village with a good atmosphere. However after 6 year in the peacful place where everyone felt so good, one of my friend did by accident - most has been Lord's will - set fire to my room and it burned down. We had to move to another place now, and so did the most families with children.

Maybe it was a test from the Lord himself, after the accident I had a hard time learning to write and read - the teacher said I was stupid and I did rely on physical strenght, it was easier than speaking with them because I also began to lack behind the others when it came to speak proporly.

I did what I could, my mother too, and after 3½ years I was back on the rails again, and better than most pupils in my grade. I learned to control my mad angre by playing chess... well the 40 medals and 15 pokals looks very nice when you look at them now.

In many years I was a good person, however I did one bad thing which I still reget. There was this girl who loved me so much, I did not love her but I could atleast be her friend, but I didn't. I chosed to ignore her and it did result in suicide! I prayed inside myself that the Lord would show mercy to this girl, especialy when she wasn't emo!

From there my sinful nature began to grow. I Had sex with many girls at the same age as me, I accepted the existence of mostly any kind of person, I even befriended satanic people and was facinated by their way! But I did never cross the line and converted to their sinful nature. I did a lot of stupid thing, but then the Lord forced me into the accident with the car and I saw the light, he offered me a place in Heaven if I would follow the right way of justice.

You're wrong - dead wrong. Most Danish people are Lutherans - and a Lutheran is nothing but a poor man's Catholic, the unwanted stepchildren of the Catholic Church, snake oil men without glamour, Mary-hailers without fish-hats.

It depends on how you define the word protestant. Lutherans are one teaching of christianity and Protestants are a lot of teaching of christianity. Denmark declared themself Protestants at the reformation in 1536 which was very inspired by the way that Luther taught other people.
But yes, Luther hopefully burns in hell. But he was right about the thing that he did hate Jews.


Wuhu!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

What a load of whining. Are you one of these whiney eurotrash hippie emo retardeds?

When I asked you to tell us about yourself, I meant about how you came to Christ, but it sounds like you have yet to accept His sweet cleansing blood.

Have you started reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible as I suggested? We are still waiting for your Tithe, son.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

What a load of whining. Are you one of these whiney eurotrash hippie emo retardeds?

When I asked you to tell us about yourself, I meant about how you came to Christ, but it sounds like you have yet to accept His sweet cleansing blood.

Have you started reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible as I suggested? We are still waiting for your Tithe, son.

Maybe I was, but the Lord showed mercy upon me and I accepted the gift now, I was ready, but of course I do indead need to learn a lot of things before I can call myself a True Christian.

And yes, I started to read the holy bible KJV1611.

And most Danish protestants don't believe in God. If they were any less Christian, they'd be Episcopalians.

Yes it is correct that most Danish protestants don't believe in God, however that it because most of them are protestant due to traditions. This also means the amount of true protestants are pathetic low, and even they can call themself True Christians.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

It depends on how you define the word protestant.

I define a True Christian(tm) as one who follows Gods word to the T. That is: Don't pray to Mary; Don't share sexual secrets with a man in a black shirt; Don't splash water in the face of unsuspecting babies; Don't allow atheists to become priests; Don't allow women to become priests; Don't allow homersexuals to become priests; And don't allow atheist lesbian women to become priests. Are you getting my drift?

But yes, Luther hopefully burns in hell. But he was right about the thing that he did hate Jews.

Oh yes, it was no coincidence that the Nazis timed the Krystallnacht to take place on the eve before Luther's birthday. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to restore an old post of mine.

And before you get any funny ideas: Landover is not to be associated with the Mary-hailing Euro-trash Nutsy scumbags.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

. . . and even they can call themself True Christians.

Sure, they can try. But they've better not let our Joo lawyers hear them when they do it. There's a reason, why we put the ™ after the True Christian™.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Sure, they can try. But they've better not let our Joo lawyers hear them when they do it. There's a reason, why we put the ™ after the True Christian™.

Ops, I did mean "even they can't..."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Ops, I did mean "even they can't..."

Okay, you statement makes more sense then. I mean how can a Dane call himself a TRUE Christian(tm), it's not like he is an American like Jesus is.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

George W. Bush has Danish blood in his vein, then I suppose that Danish people are able to join heaven if they are True Christians.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

George W. Bush has Danish blood in his vein, then I suppose that Danish people are able to join heaven if they are True Christians.

Are you some kind of racist?
The question is not where you are from, or what etnicity you are..
It's if you're Saved or not - If you're a True Christian™ or not.
That's the only thing that matters..

However, if what you're saying about GWB is true..
Maybe he and brother Prune actually is quite closely related? Cause that'd truly be glorious!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Maybe it was a test from the Lord himself, after the accident I had a hard time learning to write and read - the teacher said I was stupid and I did rely on physical strenght, it was easier than speaking with them because I also began to lack behind the others when it came to speak proporly ...

Wuhu!

Feeling sorry for yourself will get you nowhere with GOD, He wants you to learn better English, and seek Jesus' sweet love, hippy.

[Hotjer]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

Feeling sorry for yourself will get you nowhere with GOD, He wants you to learn better English, and seek Jesus' sweet love, hippy.

I didnt expect infantile attacks about my poor English spelling from a woman. I hardly believe that is the way the Lord and Jesus wanted his followers to be.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings to all brothers and sisters!

I didnt expect infantile attacks about my poor English spelling from a woman. I hardly believe that is the way the Lord and Jesus wanted his followers to be.

Friend,

I get the feeling you would like to be a better Christian, correct? Well Jesus speaks American-English so as a Christian you should work on your own American-English skills so you can understand The Bible, KJV1611 better. Sister Noddy was only trying to help you.

Now what kind of car do you drive friend? I hope it is a Godly SUV or Hummer. That's what Jesus would drive.