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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10265

    #16
    Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

    Originally posted by RomanGladiator View Post
    Hello, Landover Baptist! You want to know what I think of this godly site? piffle it! It's a piece of shit that should be forgotten! I'm a Catholic Christian, a gay rights supporter, women's rights supporter, and I'm a Native American. I go against all your damn teachings. Good piffleing day, you bastards.


    Dear True Christians and Forum Members,

    I found this post most disturbing and had to examine it in more detail.

    We know that Satan embeds subliminal messages in godless texts. One way to unravel the hidden messages is to reverse the text. I did that. Now I'm terrifed.

    First, you remove punctuation and spaces. You get this:

    hellolandoverbaptistyouwanttoknowwhatithinkofthisg odlysitepiffleititsapieceofshitthatshouldbeforgott enimacatholicchristianagayrightssupporterwomensrig htssupporterandimanativeamericanigoagainstallyourd amnteachingsgoodpiffleingdayyoubastards

    Then you reverse it (there are reverse text generators available online, glory!). You get this:

    dratsabuoyyadgnielffipdoogsgnihcaetnmadruoyllatsniagaoginaciremaevitanamidnaretroppussthgirsnemowretroppussthgiryaganaitsirhccilohtacaminettogrofebdluohstahttihsfoeceipastitielffipetisyldogsihtfoknihtitahwwonkottnawuoytsitpabrevodnalolleh

    Next, you examine the text, decipher the hidden messages (shown here with bold red typeface), list them and interpret the TRUE MEANING of this post. As follows:

    Drat =exclamation of annoyance, thus, sign of infidelity
    Elf =appears twice, this is the "fairy" of Tolkien's ungodly mythos, thus, fairy = queen = homer (I knew it!). And TWICE.
    Gina = GinaLollobrigida, a notorious Italiac porn star (I knew it!). Italy contains the Vatican, the Vatican the papists, no surprise!
    Evita =former cat lick woman ruler of godless Algerina. Depicted in a movie by the evil pop queen (= fairy = homer) Madonna, Jesus' number 1 enemy (knew it!). Of course Madonna would be involved, the cat licks worship her instead of JESUS.
    Nare =nostrilian = of Nostradamus = Satanic. No surprise here. Also a hair removal product that promotes promiscuity.
    Pus = must mean leprosy (Deuteronomy 24:8). This also appears twice.
    Emo = sect member that opposes all that is dear and precious to Christians. Of course they would be involved here, too.
    Retro =Trying to get back to "good all days" when cat licks ruled and persecuted everybody else.
    Caminetto =Italiainiac for "fireplace", where the cat licks wish to burn all others. No surprise (I knew it!).
    Pastit ="Paste it", meaning that the papists wish to spread this subliminal message EVERYWHERE.
    "Pet dog, OK, it sit" = Bad English (but what do you expect?). However, this apparently means that the Vaticanistics want to make all other men, including the few True Christians, their willing slaves who sit and fetch at command (Revelation 22:15, this means that they are trying to exclude True Christians from salvation!!).


    This is PURE EVIL. I'm flabbergasted.

    Glory toJesus for showing me the full scale of evil that the world contains.

    Yours,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Mother Of Seven
      True Christian™ with a quiverful
      • Jan 2014
      • 2243

      #17
      Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

      Warning! Do not do what I just did. I googled NAMBLA! I'm utterly disgusted and I'm heading off to my prayer closet now.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22370

        #18
        Re: Screw Landover Baptist!

        Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
        I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this site is bs!
        So you have chosen the ignorance lifestyle. Instead of appreciating that God created everything (Genesis 1:1-31), instead of appreciating that Jesus died for your sins (Romans 10:9-10), you spit at God and His Holy Bible. You prefer raping innocent children in their behinds over praising the Lord for all He did. You prefer stealing money instead of working hard and praying to Jesus. You will no doubt get what you deserve...
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • DemonThinker96
          Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
          • Apr 2014
          • 122

          #19
          Re: Screw Landover Baptist!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          You prefer raping innocent children in their

          I never said I rape children. I just said that this site is hypocritical and stupid. You think it's ok to stone gays to death and think women should have no rights and I'M the bad guy!? This site is so messed up
          Rom.1:26-27
          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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          • A Follower
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 872

            #20
            Re: Screw Landover Baptist!

            Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
            I never said I rape children. I just said that this site is hypocritical and stupid. You think it's ok to stone gays to death and think women should have no rights and I'M the bad guy!? This site is so messed up
            Yes, you're the bad guy. We follow the rules and God's Law. You refuse the follow the rules, by definition that makes you a bad person. The fact that you support nambla supporters proves you are also involved in that stuff.

            James 2:10 explains that every sin you commit makes you guilty of all crimes.
            You're with us or against us, as you are obviously against us, you are guilty of all sin as proven on my previous sentence. Matthew 12:30 and the reverse in Mark 9:40.

            All we do is 100% supported by the Bible and is as God wants it, so we are the good guys. Simple fact.
            Leviticus 26:15-16
            And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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            • DemonThinker96
              Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
              • Apr 2014
              • 122

              #21
              Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

              I support nambla. Just because I agree with what he said doesn;t mean I support christians. And all athiests are bad people. I know. You don't HAVE to follow god to be good. Christian logic is SO messed up!
              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10265

                #22
                Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                I support nambla.
                This is a sentence I understand. You support an organization (NAMBLA, actually) that promotes fornication between adult men and underage boys. It is, of course, not the only one (Catlickism is one of the more widespread). This short sentence of yours is hard to interpret in a positive manner.

                Just because I agree with what he said doesn;t mean I support christians.
                Who is "he"? I KNOW "he" is not Jesus in your case. However, I understand based on this rambling that you don't support Christians. That is understandable as you support NAMBLA.
                And all athiests are bad people.
                Here, we agree. They are of the darkness. 2 Corinthians 6:14.

                I know.
                Actually, you don't. You just express an opinion. The LORD knows. You need scripture here. You could start with Psalms 14:1, Revelation 21:8 and Romans 1 (whole chapter).

                You don't HAVE to follow god to be good. Christian logic is SO messed up!
                This is a non sequitur argument. From the messed-up premises above, there is no way to yield a conclusion ("You don't..."). However, as a supporter of NAMBLA you are exactly in the same position as its active members. By supporting their cause, you are actually doing the same vile things. Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                This means that by supporting godless causes and activities ("have pleasure in them") your destiny is as follows: (Romans 2:1) Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.
                The support for a vile organization is where thou "doest the same thing".

                Frankly, my dear DemonThinker. I am a bit uncertain why I bother, but perhaps - just perhaps - you are mostly ignorant and naïve and not totally depraved. Still, I do think that you chances for avoiding hell are quite limited.

                However, there is a chance

                Yours,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Fourty-two
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2014
                  • 18

                  #23
                  Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                  NAMBLA should be closed down. I'm sorry, but that is freaking ridiculous.

                  I'm progressive, but not THAT progressive!



                  Or maybe it should stay open solely for the virtue of free speech.

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                  • LovemyBeer
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2014
                    • 6

                    #24
                    Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                    Hey Elmer!!
                    Maybe you should keep huffing the glue you are named after ! You clearly live in delusional state that prevents you from seeing REALITY!!! I'm sure you have absolutely no education-it clearly shows. What a judgmental kook you are!! You dumbness shines bright onto the world!!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #25
                      Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                      Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                      NAMBLA should be closed down. I'm sorry, but that is freaking ridiculous.

                      I'm progressive, but not THAT progressive!



                      Or maybe it should stay open solely for the virtue of free speech.
                      You mean you support your outrages one step at a time, as opposed to all at the same time?
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Fourty-two
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2014
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        You mean you support your outrages one step at a time, as opposed to all at the same time?
                        No, it means I support things like gay marriage and gender equality.

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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #27
                          Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                          Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                          No, it means I support things like gay marriage and gender equality.
                          Well, I suppose that once you get on the road to Hell, there is no reason to hold back.

                          You must be very young. You may have time to reject your sinful behavior and come to Jesus before you have to go to Hell. Most people live to be much older than you are now. They have a chance for redemption. So might you.

                          Hopefully you won't die tonight, unsaved, and have to go down to perdition.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Elmer G. White
                            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                             
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 10265

                            #28
                            Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                            Originally posted by LovemyBeer View Post
                            Hey Elmer!!
                            Maybe you should keep huffing the glue you are named after ! You clearly live in delusional state that prevents you from seeing REALITY!!! I'm sure you have absolutely no education-it clearly shows. What a judgmental kook you are!! You dumbness shines bright onto the world!!!
                            Dear Ms. Beer,

                            Thank you for your nice assessment of my intellectual capabilities. You may well be right on my schooling - no offense there! (Matthew 5:11-12)



                            It is excellent that you brought your argument here, as it exemplifies beutifully the ad hominem argument: instead of examining the actual text, its claims and conclusions, your argument concentrates only on character assassination. This is a very common form of human argumentation that is encountered in its most basic pattern on the school yard as follows:
                            • Child 1 - I think I like maths. It's useful to be able to count.
                            • Child 2 - You're stupid (here you have the direct ad hominem) and 'cause you're stupid math sucks.
                            • Child 1 - No, you're stupid (this is the indirect ad hominen or tu quoque)! Your mother was stupid!
                            Dear Ms. Beer, in addition to being "an argument", this ad hominem is a fallacy. Fallacies are violations of discussion and they can create false beliefs. The argument is fallacious because my character and schooling are ultimately irrelevant here. What matters is the content of the texts submitted here by True Christians and us Forum Members. Thus, to avoid ad hominem, one could concentrate on the message and not the messanger.
                            Galatians 4:16 - Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

                            Of course, dear participant-in-this-discussion, you have a choice. If you wish to simply express your hostility and disdain about the people here, your strategy of fallacious argumentation works perfectly. If you wish to discuss matters, learn something and perhaps eventually have others to listen to YOUR views, I would suggest concentrating on the actual text and scripture.

                            As for me, I prefer the latter alternative. Farewell for now, we'll perhaps have another conversation if you decide to engage in an actual discussion and not on listing my (numerous, I admit) character flaws.

                            I'd rather concentrate on continuing my next round of education by embracing the data in KJV and the several excellent threads on this site.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #29
                              Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                              Originally posted by Fourty-two View Post
                              I'm progressive, but not THAT progressive!
                              So you're saying that while you don't personally molest young boys, you're perfectly fine with being an enabler. That's liberalism in a nutshell: amoral enablers of man-on-boy anal intercourse.

                              Hopefully, you still have some semblance of morality left in that sin-addled brain of yours, so that you can realize the virtues of turning your life over to Christ, developing an moral compass, and putting these dark times behind you... Before it's too late.

                              Hebrews 9:27-28
                              And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
                              so Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                              • Fourty-two
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2014
                                • 18

                                #30
                                Re: NAMBLA has a right to exist: my story.

                                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                So you're saying that while you don't personally molest young boys, you're perfectly fine with being an enabler. That's liberalism in a nutshell: amoral enablers of man-on-boy anal intercourse.

                                Hopefully, you still have some semblance of morality left in that sin-addled brain of yours, so that you can realize the virtues of turning your life over to Christ, developing an moral compass, and putting these dark times behind you... Before it's too late.
                                I already have a moral compass, thank you very much, but it still needs a little work.

                                And I do not support man-on-boy intercourse in any shape, size, or form. That includes NAMBLA and their 'group'. I'm not an enabler and I wouldn't be fine with that.

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