[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Sex!

I want to have kids someday, after I find a True Christian™ husband of course, but I'm kinda disgusted by the whole idea of "doing it".

I'd rather have a doctor do whatever it is they do when the man can't, you know, "perform" or whatever. I think its called artificial semenation. Is that OK with God if I get pregnant that way, or do I really have to "do" sex to get a baby?

Tammi

It is absolutely NOT okay! The man would have to m*sturbate to get the seed in the first place, which would involve spilling his seed. This is a sin.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Sex!

It is absolutely NOT okay! The man would have to m*sturbate to get the seed in the first place, which would involve spilling his seed. This is a sin.

Thanks Jacob. I was afraid of that.

Do I have to be awake for it? What if I took some sort of pill that would knock me out. Do you think God would be OK with that?


Tammi

[dt6767]

Re: Sex!

No, God wants you to have premarital sex to conceive a child...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sex!

No, God wants you to have premarital sex to conceive a child...

That was a hateful thing to say.

Would you like to be banned now, or later, demon?

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Sex!

Thanks Jacob. I was afraid of that.

Do I have to be awake for it? What if I took some sort of pill that would knock me out. Do you think God would be OK with that?


Tammi

Of course not! Wives are commanded to submit to their husbands! That said, you do not need to enjoy it, and in fact it's better you don't. Just think about Jesus and the little Christian soldiers you will produce.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Sex!

Of course not! Wives are commanded to submit to their husbands!

Which doesn't necessarily contradict what Tammi is suggesting. It will all depend on what her husband wants. Tammi is just a little scared, I think we have to respect that.