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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #61
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Mr.Prune Danish View Post
    The Bible (1 Kings 7:23) informs us that pi is 3,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000......
    is that where lord God say "we needs pi, lots an lots of pi"?



    i got some kwestions for Mr.Hitoshi. nows, why do you japnese folk still gots pet rocks, real big ones, an why do you draws them perfickt lines an spirals around your rocks, up an downs an round an rounds an all over the grounds? i be prayin that lord God free your nations from that demon of obssessive-compulshuns, it true

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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446

      #62
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Petal View Post
      i got some kwestions for Mr.Hitoshi. nows, why do you japnese folk still gots pet rocks, real big ones, an why do you draws them perfickt lines an spirals around your rocks, up an downs an round an rounds an all over the grounds? i be prayin that lord God free your nations from that demon of obssessive-compulshuns, it true


      okay first how is cat type on computer is not make sense give me break. second ENGLISH please. you are talk about have rock as pet and then you use word perfickt is not in dictionary I looking. I am think you are try make fun of Japanese culture but I am wait for cat interpreter for be sure. it say pipsqueak by your name come on what is pipsqueak I know is not word. Nothing about you for make sense!

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      • Petal
        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 991

        #63
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Mr.Hitoshi View Post
        okay first how is cat type on computer is not make sense give me break.
        you a loon . that avater be of my favorite kitty Mr.Bonsai, i use his pickture cuz he be humble an meek an he not back-sass me, he be a perfickt role models for how true Christains™ should conduckt themselfs before lord Jesus.

        kittys can so types, Mr.Hitoshi. i gonna go get Mr.Bonsai rite now an show you his typin prowess!

        Originally posted by Mr.Bonsai
        /l;'09deokl,cp[d[pm,ln mk kocxkwsp xk
        i had to helps him some cuz he not got them keypad dexteritittys yet, so i masheds his liddle paws up an down on the keys an now he run an hides unnerneath the sofa he be ok

        second ENGLISH please. you are talk about have rock as pet and then you use word perfickt is not in dictionary I looking.
        i not reads an spells an writes so good but i doing the bestest i can!

        I am think you are try make fun of Japanese culture but I am wait for cat interpreter for be sure.
        i thinks you be makin the funs of me. i askeds them kwestions nice an respectfulls an now you being plain mean

        it say pipsqueak by your name come on what is pipsqueak I know is not word. Nothing about you for make sense!
        it ok Mr.Hitoshi, i had to looks it up in a dickshunary to cuz i were not amuseds when i saw it, i thawt it meant a squeaky liddle jap fart the air pippity-pip-pip-pippin out of your butts while you trys to hold it in, cuz you not want to lose face in japnese polite societys .

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #64
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Question for Hitoshi....is it true that Fugu fish is really used in sushi? Being really poisonous and all?
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #65
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Question for Hitoshi....is it true that Fugu fish is really used in sushi? Being really poisonous and all?
            this is true and fugu fish very yummy (is also call fuku). many people have die from fugu so Japan have pass law for license. chef must have license for prepare fugu. there are many different type fugu and each fugu is have different part of body that is poison. chef must have great knowledge so no one eat wrong part of fish and is die.

            you can recognizing fugu fish because very similar to how is look American, very round and fat

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #66
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              t

              you can recognizing fugu fish because very similar to how is look American, very round and fat
              FukU too
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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #67
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                this is true and fugu fish very yummy (is also call fuku). many people have die from fugu so Japan have pass law for license. chef must have license for prepare fugu. there are many different type fugu and each fugu is have different part of body that is poison. chef must have great knowledge so no one eat wrong part of fish and is die.

                you can recognizing fugu fish because very similar to how is look American, very round and fat
                DAMN! That must be the best tasting fish in the world for people to keep eating it....
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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3330

                  #68
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Is your ignorance of Jesus and his Holy Ministry somehow related to radioactivity caused by the US vaporizing the head and tail of your pathetic island Hellhole?

                  What made your people think you could actually wage a successful war against Jesus Christ and America in the first place?

                  6.5mm? What were you thinking? Did your military just ignore the US and our use of the mighty and Godly 30-06 or was it because with your eyes all tight like that it seemed pretty close?

                  Does having your mutant countryman playing an American Negro sport embarrass you at all? Afterall, being better than the Blackies isn't all that hard. Why does it take a 7 foot dink to be better than them when the average Caucasian does it so easily?
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    It appears to have no scales, therefore it is against God's Holy Desires to eat it. But then again, what can you expect from a race that thinks a cup of dry rice with a little rat meat on top is a delicacy?

                    I'd like to propose a new Christian ministry in gookland; we set up free foogoo stalls all over the place and let blond polack servants slice it up any way they want. The slants will be so taken with the tall blond slavs that they'll scarf down tons of the fish, thus reducing the population dramatically. Praise God!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446

                      #70
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      Is your ignorance of Jesus and his Holy Ministry somehow related to radioactivity caused by the US vaporizing the head and tail of your pathetic island Hellhole?

                      What made your people think you could actually wage a successful war against Jesus Christ and America in the first place?

                      6.5mm? What were you thinking? Did your military just ignore the US and our use of the mighty and Godly 30-06 or was it because with your eyes all tight like that it seemed pretty close?

                      Does having your mutant countryman playing an American Negro sport embarrass you at all? Afterall, being better than the Blackies isn't all that hard. Why does it take a 7 foot dink to be better than them when the average Caucasian does it so easily?
                      okay I am visitor in your country and your are need for show RESPECT. and YOU are start war with Japan we were only defend ourself. we attack pearl harbor because we were know you could not keep your big fat american nose out our business. And believe Japan easily win war if you guy not CHEAT with atom bomb. Japan was ready for attack stronger than ever and then you guy dropping bombs like school girl.

                      Keijuro Matsui is bring great honor for my country. you are need for show RESPECT for him too. get clues man.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #71
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

                        Keijuro Matsui is bring great honor for my country. you are need for show RESPECT for him too. get clues man.
                        Do you mean that pineapple-faced homer who single-handedly caused the New York Yankees to lose their chance at the American League Championship? THAT worthless gook? I swear, you slants will choke given the slightest opportunity. The only "honor" that he could bring your Godless country is if were to commit harry karry.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Hitoshi
                          Professor of Engrish
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 446

                          #72
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Do you mean that pineapple-faced homer who single-handedly caused the New York Yankees to lose their chance at the American League Championship? THAT worthless gook? I swear, you slants will choke given the slightest opportunity. The only "honor" that he could bring your Godless country is if were to commit harry karry.
                          I am not know what is harry Karry. maybe is your wife?



                          you are mean hari kari American. get with program man. you are need have RESPECT for my language as I am show for respect is English.

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3330

                            #73
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            okay I am visitor in your country and your are need for show RESPECT. and YOU are start war with Japan we were only defend ourself. we attack pearl harbor because we were know you could not keep your big fat american nose out our business. And believe Japan easily win war if you guy not CHEAT with atom bomb. Japan was ready for attack stronger than ever and then you guy dropping bombs like school girl.

                            Keijuro Matsui is bring great honor for my country. you are need for show RESPECT for him too. get clues man.
                            I respect no animal. YOU started WWII with your typically sneaky attack on the US at Pearl Harbor. Being beaten down by Marines all over the Pacific was the only thing your insipid nation ever did that was historically significant. It is a well known fact that without the millions of dead zipperheads that once covered the Pacific Rim there would be no lush jungles there today. The splintered bones of your ancestors fertilized the soil. That was your nations fault which brought me to my other query, why 6.5mm? And what was the deal with a tray-fed light machinegun? I mean even the dispicable Germans used belts(not that it did them any good against Christs favorite country). You realize that Japanese weapons are considered a joke in the international firearms community right? Nambu..what a waste of cheap and inferior steel.

                            I wasn't refferring to Baseball, I was speaking of the giant 7 foot Dink playing "Bassetball" for the Lakers or whatever Negro tribe he plays for. Isn't it a certain humiliation that it takes a 7 foot freak from your kind to beat a typical Darkie with a ball? Even in Baseball the Samoan longhair that played for the Red Sox beat your Nip brother in the Yanquis.
                            No respect intended Jap.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • Hitoshi
                              Professor of Engrish
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 446

                              #74
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                              I respect no animal. YOU started WWII with your typically sneaky attack on the US at Pearl Harbor. Being beaten down by Marines all over the Pacific was the only thing your insipid nation ever did that was historically significant. It is a well known fact that without the millions of dead zipperheads that once covered the Pacific Rim there would be no lush jungles there today. The splintered bones of your ancestors fertilized the soil. That was your nations fault which brought me to my other query, why 6.5mm? And what was the deal with a tray-fed light machinegun? I mean even the dispicable Germans used belts(not that it did them any good against Christs favorite country). You realize that Japanese weapons are considered a joke in the international firearms community right? Nambu..what a waste of cheap and inferior steel.

                              I wasn't refferring to Baseball, I was speaking of the giant 7 foot Dink playing "Bassetball" for the Lakers or whatever Negro tribe he plays for. Isn't it a certain humiliation that it takes a 7 foot freak from your kind to beat a typical Darkie with a ball? Even in Baseball the Samoan longhair that played for the Red Sox beat your Nip brother in the Yanquis.
                              No respect intended Jap.
                              Japanese weapon is now car and tv and dvd player. And these weapon are not joke. case is closed okay.

                              and you were talk about baseball not basketball give me break I think I am know what you are talk about. If you are want play baseball you and me game is over quick. I am get home run and you are run home with tail of dog between your leg. Nobody is beat Japanese at baseball.

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                              • Witch Hammer
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1717

                                #75
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Hitoshi, I've recently read about a highly disturbing Japanese trend called "Bukkake", in a Godly anti-gook Chic Tract that someone left in a public restroom. This practice sickens Christ and makes Him want to nuke Japan all over again. What are your thoughts on this diabolical trend, and others, such as...forgive me Jesus...f@ce f@rting??? These types of things bring shame upon you and your entire country, you dirty little monkey. Luckily, hell is more than large enough for the entire population of Japan -- past, present and future!

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