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  • #46
    Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    No one forces you to read it.
    As admins and moderators were are obligated to read your tiresome drivel. Keep in mind you bore us too much and we will quite happily ban hammer you.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • #47
      Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
      As if Christians never get or give head.
      The only head given or received in the Bible was that of John the Baptist to Salome (Matthew 14, Mark 6).

      Maybe you should give one of the Pastors head, Christian style?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #48
        Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        The only head given or received in the Bible was that of John the Baptist to Salome (Matthew 14, Mark 6).

        So they had a thing going, eh? Who knew?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #49
          Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

          Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
          Admit it - I amuse you just as much as you do me.
          You will find no one on this Godly forum to agree with that statement.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #50
            Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            Admit it - I amuse you just as much as you do me.
            There may be people who enjoy your posts, but there are also people who rubberneck at car wrecks.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • #51
              Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!!

              Did anyone think that Mattel was going to put out a Good Christian Barbie doll? Well, you were wrong.

              Now Ken and his buddies can have three ways with this slut hooker Barbie dressed in leather:

              And do you know who is the most excited about this new doll? It's the perverts and adult barbie collectors over at Comicon.com. They don't think that it's reasonable for Godly True Christians to be upset by this type of imagery and degradation of women.

              Barbie's in hot water over it's version of DC Comics' superhero Black Canary. A religious group, The Christian Voice, has called the doll's trademark fishnet stockings and leather jacket apparel "filth." They view this addition to the line as "taking it too far."

              According to The Sun, the Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”


              The Black Canary Barbie is due in stores this September.
              This filth needs to be stopped. I'm pretty sure this isn't available in landover.

              1. 1 Corinthians 12:23
                and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty,
                1 Corinthians 12:22-24 (in Context) 1 Corinthians 12 (Whole Chapter)
              2. 1 Timothy 2:9
                I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,
                1 Timothy 2:8-10 (in Context) 1 Timothy 2 (Whole Chapter)
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #52
                Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!!

                Sickening Barbie Dolls have always been the epitome of female depravity, but this "doll" must be straight from Satan, enticing girls to become Godless Whores.

                Who is with me for a BARBIE BARBEQUE?!
                God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                • #53
                  Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!!

                  These threads should be merged.

                  The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13340&highlight=barbie
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!!

                    I believe anything Mattel does! I recently saw a very carefully named Barbie, Fashion Spell Barbie. Even a liberal democrat can tell what this Barbie is all about!
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                    Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Protest Bondage S&M Barbie!!!

                      What is this world coming to?

                      LORD JESUS WE PRAY YOU TO RETURN SWIFTLY AND DELIVER US FROM S&M CHILDREN'S TOYS!
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                      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                      - Proverbs 15:3

                      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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