[Didymus Much]

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A straight man would have never even sat down next to a gay man. Therefore, you must be a fag.

I'm sure Brother Temperance is very hurt by your words. Not.

Because, you see, he's a Christian. How do I know this? He reads his Bible, and does what it tells him to do; unlike Catholics, who ignore the Bible, listen to Popes (not God), and pray to Mary (not Jesus).

Speaking of which, how much longer do you think you can evade my questions about your heresies?

[Father Mihalick the Papist Polack]

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Dear Pagan Worshiper:

You are the one who is destined for HELL!

"For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect." —Mark 13:22

But don't fret, I'll say ten Hail Marys for your soul tonight.

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

Sincerely,

Fr. Mihalick

Dear Papist Scum;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping Jesus' mommy and raping altar boys to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Isaac Fisher]

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Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

Sincerely,

Fr. Mihalick

Please, quote the verse[s] that say that Mary is holy.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** typical Saltines(c) nonsense ***

Your "hell marys" spit in the face of Jesus Christ.

Happy now?



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear Pagan Worshiper:

You are the one who is destined for HELL!

"For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect." —Mark 13:22

And how did Jesus (not your "Mary" goddess, but Jesus) say that we would recognize those false prophets?

Matt. 7:15-20: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

The Roman institution has brought forth evil fruit for centuries: the Inquisition, the Crusades, that sinkhole of depravity known as the Renaissance papacy, and the current scandal over black-dress-wearing boy-rapists. How, then, could anyone in his right mind think that the above passage doesn't apply to your "church"?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Dear Pagan Worshiper:

You are the one who is destined for HELL!

So how is the old candle lighting at the old graven image going? The congregation raised enough money for a new robe on the statue Mr NOT a pagan?

[Dan U. Holier]

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Dear Pagan Worshiper:

You are the one who is destined for HELL!

"For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect." —Mark 13:22

You picked a great verse, "father"! Let me add my choice:

John 2:3-4

3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

Jesus disregarded His mother (no wonders, she was promoting alcoholism); why should we care about her? Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well.

YiC, DUH

[Didymus Much]

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Dear Pagan Worshiper...

A Roman Catholic accusing a Baptist of polytheism?!?!?!? Now that's pifflin' rich.

[Father Mihalick the Papist Polack]

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Baptist are the evil underbelly of this great country.

[Father Mihalick the Papist Polack]

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You picked a great verse, "father"! Let me add my choice:

John 2:3-4

3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.
4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

Jesus disregarded His mother (no wonders, she was promoting alcoholism); why should we care about her? Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well.

YiC, DUH

"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.

[Didymus Much]

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"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.

You can't even read plain American? Wow, the Church is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days, huh?

Btw, "padre", my questions about your heresies are STILL WAITING. Leave the altarboys alone for a while and get to answering.

[Dan U. Holier]

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"Who's on the Jesus ignore list is on my one as well." That sentence is nonsense. You dumb born-again.

This sentence alone out-senses all the sentences you uttered thus far! Keep your filthy hands off Christian children, cracker-muncher!

YiC, DUH!

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

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yo bro good for you. anal sex is bad bro.

[Timothy Parker]

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Silly boys and girls that live by the rules they like and ignore the others Wish I had the guts to be anarchists like you guys

Anarchists have a group?


......wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose?

[devilfan]

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Oddly enough, most of us wouldn't need to whip out a bible. We could turn down gay sex because we aren't homosexual. Maybe that is your real dilemma.