[Thunderminds]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Like most Belgiumites, God Mockers and unrepentant heathens you seem to be in a race, who can get to hell first. Why do you spit on Jesus?

I don't spit on Jesus, he's dead, gone forever..
How the hell could I spit on him?

Do you really believe in hell? do you really believe in forgiveness? Do you really believe in that book, wrote by a couple of drunks and taken far to serious? Do you really believe Jesus could walk over water?

then I have 1 thing to say, you're an idiot, it's that simple,

you believe in the bible because you don't trust yourself with your own life.
you follow rules that a drunk guy and a couple of friends in a party made up because you can't live your life by your own rules.
I call this weak..

I'm proud of the life I'm living. I drink alcohol, I do things 'wrong' according to you, but why can't you just accept I don't believe in a book that's been written over 2000 years ago? Times change, rules change, but you're stuck.

So fuck off and go live under the ground, assholes.

[Thunderminds]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

At the Special Olympics perhaps.

thanks, you won't be there, they don't accept people who suck dick like us Belgiums.

[Thunderminds]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

thanks, you won't be there, they don't accept people who suck dick like us Belgiums.

My air fermented beer causes me great flatulence when I take my malinois for a walk.

[Thunderminds]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

My air fermented beer causes me great flatulence when I Malinois for a walk.

The lobster on the hat-stand will not testify in my defense

that's weak, just answer me then :p if u dare...

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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The lobster on the hat-stand will not testify in my defense


that's weak, just answer me then :p if u dare...

Are you shouting at yourSELF?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

The lobster on the hat-stand will not testify in my defense

that's weak, just answer me then :p if u dare...

Why?

You're just a horrible and vulgar person with no respect for anyone else. We're not obligated to you in anyway.

[Brecht]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

my kind? what the hell is my kind?
I'm a race now?

Don't be so foolish! You cannot be a race all by yourself. Such foolhartedness..

Deuteronomy 32:6 Is this the way you repay the LORD, you foolish and unwise people? Is he not your Father, your Creator, who made you and formed you?

[Thunderminds]

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Are you shouting at yourSELF?

No, I'm screaming and shitting my pants at my messages that I posted.. Or maybe God did it??

Oh My God..

Ohno I'm sorry, that can't be, he doesn't exist...

[James Dewitt]

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I don't spit on Jesus, he's dead, gone forever..
How the hell could I spit on him?

Jesus is alive a well in Heaven, yes He did die(temporally) but was resurrected. Its in the Bible. Every time you speak badly of Jesus you spit upon him!

Do you really believe in hell? do you really believe in forgiveness? Do you really believe in that book, wrote by a couple of drunks and taken far to serious? Do you really believe Jesus could walk over water?

then I have 1 thing to say, you're an idiot, it's that simple,

you believe in the bible because you don't trust yourself with your own life.
you follow rules that a drunk guy and a couple of friends in a party made up because you can't live your life by your own rules.
I call this weak..

I'm proud of the life I'm living. I drink alcohol, I do things 'wrong' according to you, but why can't you just accept I don't believe in a book that's been written over 2000 years ago? Times change, rules change, but you're stuck.

So piffle off and go live under the ground, assholes

Now see here buttercup, what is so hard about believing the Word of God? Yes Jesus walked on water, God spoke to Moses in the form of a burning bush. God created every thing in 7 days, he made woman from a rib of Adam. The Bible is chock full of God's wonders. If you where not drunk all the time and where not occupied in the sin of Homersexurality, you might have time to READ the Holy KJV1611 Bible. If I may make a suggestion, get your boyfriends tallywacker out of your mouth and repent!

[Bobby-Joe]

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No, I'm screaming and shitting my pants at my messages that I posted.. Or maybe God did it??

Oh My God..

Ohno I'm sorry, that can't be, he doesn't exist...

You're making even less sense now. Maybe it time to take a deep breath because as you have been warned numerous times you keep on ranting we're going to ban you.

[Thunderminds]

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Jesus is alive a well in Heaven, yes He did die(temporally) but was resurrected. Its in the Bible. Every time you speak badly of Jesus you spit upon him!





Now see here buttercup, what is so hard about believing the Word of God? Yes Jesus walked on water, God spoke to Moses in the form of a burning bush. God created every thing in 7 days, he made woman from a rib of Adam. The Bible is chock full of God's wonders. If you where not drunk all the time and where not occupied in the sin of Homersexurality, you might have time to READ the Holy KJV1611 Bible. If I may make a suggestion, get your boyfriends tallywacker out of your mouth and repent!

HAHAHA omg, why is it so hard to believe that human race is an evolution? not made by god (vileness edited out) there are scientifical facts enough..
the bible is nothing but a book like the kama sutra, only the bible is p*ffleing boring, and full of lies.. It's outdated, why can't you understand that?
The bible is ment for people who don't know any better, to give hope in hearts of people who have nothing at all, so they can die in piece, that's all..

[Brecht]

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HAHAHA omg, why is it so hard to believe that human race is an evolution? not made by god (wtf) there are scientifical facts enough..
the bible is nothing but a book like the kama sutra, only the bible is p*ffleing boring, and full of lies.. It's outdated, why can't you understand that?
The bible is ment for people who don't know any better, to give hope in hearts of people who have nothing at all, so they can die in piece, that's all..

God can't be outdated :p Why can't you understand that?!

[Thunderminds]

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So you are saying you want to kill all Christians?!

LOL, is kill the same as die?
then everybody gets killed at the end of his/her life?
so nobody can die in piece?
what are you saying?
that the bible says to kill everybody?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

HAHAHA omg, why is it so hard to believe that human race is an evolution? not made by god (wtf) there are scientifical facts enough..
the bible is nothing but a book like the kama sutra, only the bible is p*ffleing boring, and full of lies.. It's outdated, why can't you understand that?
The bible is ment for people who don't know any better, to give hope in hearts of people who have nothing at all, so they can die in piece, that's all..

Show me one example of a lie in the Bible.
Evolution is a propaganda tool used by Atheists who are not capable of admitting the existence of God.
The Bible is as timless as God Himself, best selling book ever.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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HAHAHA omg, why is it so hard to believe that human race is an evolution? not made by god (wtf) there are scientifical facts enough..
the bible is nothing but a book like the kama sutra, only the bible is p*ffleing boring, and full of lies.. It's outdated, why can't you understand that?
The bible is ment for people who don't know any better, to give hope in hearts of people who have nothing at all, so they can die in piece, that's all..

WHAT!?