What makes Negroes so Uppity?

[H. Montague Worthington]

I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."

Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.

I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.

[Nobar King]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

It's a shame that customer service has fallen to such lows. There used to be a time when corporations CARED about how their lowest paid employees interacted with their customers. No more, apparently.

But, when you think about it, doesn't the Garden seem like an appropriate place of employment for nigras and beaners?

[Talitha]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

That Negra Waiter was obviously Racist.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Delores was right to be so upset. Those people have developed a huge sense of entitlement, thanks to all of the affirmative action that they've been getting.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."

Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.

I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.

"Thank you" is a sufficiently polite way for a waiter to speak to an exiting diner. While a "sir" at the end is an added nicety, it is not necessary. For you to expect to be addressed as "Massa" or "Boss" is beyond ridiculous.

It sounds like your wife wasn't so much in terror of being raped as she was fantasizing about sex with a good-looking man. If you had played along, you two could have probably been knocking boots all night.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Were did this disgusting hate crime happen Brother Monty? You should have Doris report this to the police, effective rape is against the law in Freehold county.

[Roberta]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I was in croissant city last weekend and dined at a place called Pitty Pat's. The boy (he was probably around 50) who waited upon us knew we were his betters--my date was "gubnor" and I was "mizz". You can say what you want about our ignorant redneck brethren but the school teachers do instill a proper place of station among their darkie pupils.

I "guaran-damn-tee" ya'll Obsama has no chance of carrying the Katrina ravished state of Loserana! In spite of what the coonasses think about GWB, even they are not dumb enough to spit in God's face again!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Did he at least grin and shuffle a bit? Because that would somewhat mitigate his inexcusable rudeness. Or if the restaurant was exceptionally busy, the buck may have become confused and unable to remember simple salutations. I'm not trying to justify but merely to explain, as we all know that nigras' brains are more simply constructed than ours and much less capable of retaining non-instinctual information unless it is drilled into them by endless rote.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I was in croissant city last weekend and dined at a place called Pitty Pat's. The boy (he was probably around 50) who waited upon us knew we were his betters--my date was "gubnor" and I was "mizz". You can say what you want about our ignorant redneck brethren but the school teachers do instill a proper place of station among their darkie pupils.

Funny, I live in Louisiana, and I have never seen black people address anyone but the governor as "Governor."

I "guaran-damn-tee" ya'll Obsama has no chance of carrying the Katrina ravished state of Loserana! In spite of what the coonasses think about GWB, even they are not dumb enough to spit in God's face again!

Really? In case you weren't aware, Obama won the Louisiana Democratic primary.

[Roberta]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

Really? In case you weren't aware, Obama won the Louisiana Democratic primary.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR RUSH!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR RUSH!

What does Retch Limp-bough have to do with it?

[Roberta]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

What does Retch Limp-bough have to do with it?

The Limbaugh Effect

And don’t think El Rushbo doesn’t know it either. His ruse of pleading with his mostly Republican listeners to vote in the Democratic primaries for Hillary is truly meant to disgust fence-sitters into going with Obama.

For every one of Limbaugh’s adherents that actually goes along with his purported wishes by voting for Hillary, many more undecided Democrats, who are all-too aware of his push for her thanks to the unsuspecting media, end up letting the radio talk show host stampede them for Obama.

Once again, Limbaugh is playing Bugs Bunny to the Left’s hapless Elmer Fudd.

Wabbit season indeed.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

The Limbaugh Effect

And don’t think El Rushbo doesn’t know it either. His ruse of pleading with his mostly Republican listeners to vote in the Democratic primaries for Hillary is truly meant to disgust fence-sitters into going with Obama.

For every one of Limbaugh’s adherents that actually goes along with his purported wishes by voting for Hillary, many more undecided Democrats, who are all-too aware of his push for her thanks to the unsuspecting media, end up letting the radio talk show host stampede them for Obama.

Once again, Limbaugh is playing Bugs Bunny to the Left’s hapless Elmer Fudd.

Wabbit season indeed.

I think most people know that the man (Retch, that is) is a joke.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I think most people know that the man (Retch, that is) is a joke.

And it seems Obsama's landslide loss to McCain in November will be the punchline.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity?

And it seems Obsama's landslide loss to McCain in November will be the punchline.

I think most people are so disgusted with Shrubya that they won't risk another four years with someone just like him.