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  • #31
    Re: Survival Camp

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Turned from God, has he?

    I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
    It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

    I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.
    Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.

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    • #32
      Re: Survival Camp

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.
      You're right, better do that.
      I am sure that Jesus will tell us what needs to be done, in a few days.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #33
        Re: Survival Camp

        Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #34
          Re: Survival Camp

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
          Uhhhh....that could lead you all my way....

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.

          Here you go, love.

          *hands Zeke a flan and colada*

          Enjoy
          Last edited by MoonFlower; 10-13-2006, 08:54 PM.
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • #35
            Re: Survival Camp

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.
            Poor Mike. If he lived closer I could have one of my rottweilers guard him. I guess he's outnumbered and helpless.
            sigpic
            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #36
              Re: Survival Camp

              Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

              Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #37
                Re: Survival Camp

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

                Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.
                Yes, sorry Brethren I couldn't get back to you all sooner but we've been in a Condition: Burnt Umber Terrorist Alert over this Brother Mike thing. We found Mike in a comma in W J A Bailey Memorial hospital over in the next county. The story is Brother Mike was walking down the road when he was shot in a head by a gun fired from a passing buggy cart that witnesses say was driven by two eight year old Amish girls! It appears the Amish are out for revenge on the nearest True Christian(tm) they could find for Pennsylvania and Brother Mike was it!

                So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead, that the only thing keeping Mike alive is the machines. Right now Brother Born Again Bob and our Joo lawyers are working on a court order to stop this medical killing. They want to murder Mike just so Bailey County can get out of paying to keep Brother Mike alive the rest of his life like Jesus wants!

                Details will follow on this message board.

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                • #38
                  Re: Survival Camp

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  ...So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead...
                  How would they tell the difference? If they read any of his (or your) posts here before the shooting they could easily make the same conclusion!

                  Worry not. I can arrange for a local Priest to get to his bedside and give him the last rites. Even if he is in a vegetative coma on the sheer edge of death we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.





                  Bless you, my future medical experiment,
                  Father Mo
                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Survival Camp

                    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                    All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.

                    Yea right.....



                    Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

                    YIC
                    Hushed
                    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                    Pslams 51:7

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                    • #40
                      Re: Survival Camp

                      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                      Even if he is in a vegetative coma... we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.
                      The mystery is how anyone who isn't gets swindled into signing up for your whore "Church."
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Survival Camp

                        Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                        Yea right.....



                        Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

                        YIC
                        Hushed
                        Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

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                        • #42
                          Re: Survival Camp

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

                          *thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

                          Exodus 15:2
                          The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

                          Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

                          YIC
                          Hushed
                          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                          Pslams 51:7

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                          • #43
                            Re: Survival Camp

                            Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                            *thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

                            Exodus 15:2
                            The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

                            Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

                            YIC
                            Hushed
                            Yes we do brother, yes we do!

                            But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Survival Camp

                              BJ, love...if I happen to hunt these stupid little pilgrim wannabe biatches down, could I have a little "fun" with them before I have to turn them in to the Landover authorities???

                              Moon
                              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                              • #45
                                Re: Survival Camp

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Yes we do brother, yes we do!

                                But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!
                                Of course Brother Bobby Joe, but maybe a covert operation may be at hand. There are many ways that we could infiltrate the enemy without endangering the "prize". And Moon, I am sorry, I am new here, Hushed, TC cadet. Pleased to meet you. The "fun" you speak of...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
                                YIC
                                Hushed
                                And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                                Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                                Pslams 51:7

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