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  • Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, did you have any idea that a section of the State of Iowa, World Headquarters of God's Favorite Church, has been taken over by cow-worshipping hippie satanists? They have occupied an entire corner of our state! They even named it after their satanic leader. I'm thinking the boys down at the DOF have been a bit lax ever since those demoncrats stole the last elections....

    They are planning a mass satanic ritual over the next few weeks, mocking the birthday celebrations of our Saviour© Jesus Christ. The entire story is HERE.

    Practitioners of Transcendental Meditation to Gather in Iowa
    Associated Press

    MAHARISHI VEDIC CITY, Iowa - Meditator Stephen Cardinal believes this blip of a city in southeast Iowa could soon alleviate world strife.

    Since the city's founding in 2001, hundreds of Transcendental Meditation practitioners have meditated in unison, sending what they say is a wave of positivity across the globe. In the coming weeks, nearly 2,000 meditators from around the world will gather here to bolster the wave in a mass meditation.

    "The solutions of our forefathers haven't worked," said Cardinal, 25, who attends a TM university in nearby Fairfield.

    The practitioners will meditate in this city as well as in Fairfield. Workers are busy building homes for 500 meditators on fields where sunflowers once stood. A short walk leads to a colony where meditators stay in white houses with gold-colored roofs, topped with onion-shaped domes.

    "I do believe that this influence is true and that it is a technology that is valuable," said Ed Malloy, the Fairfield mayor and a TM practitioner.

    TM practitioners follow the precepts of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the TM founder and a one-time spiritual teacher to the Beatles.

    Once the 2,000 meditators are in place for the assembly called Invincible America, Hagelin predicts the Dow will surge toward 15,000, oil prices will fall below $45 a barrel, the U.S. crime rate will drop 20 percent and tensions in North Korea and Iran will be resolved peacefully.

    Violence in Iraq will also dramatically decline, said Hagelin, a former Natural Law Party presidential candidate.

    "We're clearly on the threshold of a global transformation," said Hagelin, a quantum physics researcher educated at Harvard and Dartmouth.

    The TM experts, called pandits, are men aged 20 to 30 who have studied with the Maharishi for years, learning chants and other practices of Vedic tradition from ancient India. The movement claims 6 million practitioners since it was introduced about 50 years ago.

    The Maharishi claims the men are adept at the art of "yogic flying," a deep level of consciousness that causes the practitioner to hop into the air involuntarily. He says the meditators tap into a unified field of consciousness that affects society.

    The pandits travel to Iowa with their own chefs who prepare specialized organic vegetarian meals. Their 700-square-foot (65-square-meter), two-bedroom manufactured homes, which are now being delivered, will meet Vedic specifications. They will face east in alignment with the sun.

    A TM supporter's private foundation has kicked in $12 million for the assembly. The money provides as much as $600 a month to cover expenses for each participant willing to relocate to southeastern Iowa.

    The pandits will rarely leave the largely closed community and will return to India after two years, then be replaced by a new group, said Maharishi Vedic City Mayor Bob Wynne.
    Well I don't know about you, but I'm thinking this will be a very tempting target for Jesus. What with them all gathered in one place, and rarely leaving their satanic inner sanctums.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

    Zekey, last I remember, 'yogi' and 'satanist' had two very different meanings. None of this is anything to do with satanism of any kind. Yes, yes, don't start I know that you believe these people are 'worshipping the devil by default', but would you lay those thoughts aside for one minute and see these people are peaceful and do not seek to hurt or annoy anybody?
    Sheeesh.
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      Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      but would you lay those thoughts aside for one minute and see these people are peaceful and do not seek to hurt or annoy anybody?Sheeesh.
      Sorry, but the TM radicals are satanists of the worst kind!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #4
        Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

        Are they really? Peaceful people who want to attain a higher consciousness are worse than xtian or muslim fanatics? Yeah......right..
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          Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Are they really? Peaceful people who want to attain a higher consciousness are worse than xtian or muslim fanatics? Yeah......right..
          If they intend to "become one" with the Father of Lies, then yes!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

            Ok, I know that telling you that they do not worship your devil is pointless as you believe that in not worshipping your god they are thus 'default satanists', so I will try a different line of reasoning.
            Are they trying to convert you, and get you to do the same as them? Are they forcing people to convert? Are they hurting or causing damage to property or life?
            No to all of the above, right?
            Then why are you complaining?
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            • #7
              Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

              They're trying to lower oil prices. That will disrupt the world economy, and make it harder for oilmen to make an extra few billion.

              They want to reduce violence in Iraq. That will suck funds away from the military-industrial complex, a major employment sector of the US economy.

              Finally, they want to reduce crime by 20%! Do you know what that will do to the prison industry, not to mention police forces and their ability to pay pensions for retired cops?

              These people are doing their damnedest to destroy the American economy, that's what they're doing. I wouldn't expect a pine cone-throwing tree-hugger like you, MRS. Van Hellbound, to recognize it, but I'm surprised that the True Christian (tm) brethren and even sistren here haven't caught on to just what these foreigners are doing.

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              • #8
                Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                Trying to elevate one self is satanic by default. That's what satan did.
                Christ wants us to be groveling and covering before His superior presence!

                For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased;
                And he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
                Luke 14:11
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • #9
                  Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Are they trying to convert you, and get you to do the same as them? Are they forcing people to convert? Are they hurting or causing damage to property or life?
                  Yes. You admit that they are devil worshippers, now look at what they're doing:
                  Originally posted by A Pea
                  Since the city's founding in 2001, hundreds of Transcendental Meditation practitioners have meditated in unison, sending what they say is a wave of positivity across the globe.
                  We all know that by "positivity", they mean "demonic energy." These people are not just keeping themselves to themselves and tossing their own souls in the trash, they are deliberately sending Satanic energy all over the world! They are aggressive fanatics who must be stopped!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Trying to elevate one self is satanic by default. That's what satan did.
                    Christ wants us to be groveling and covering before His superior presence!

                    For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased;
                    And he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
                    Luke 14:11
                    Well said, Brother SS!

                    Another point to consider is this: If the Lord Jesus says we should be at war with the islamonistas, and these dothead wannabe hippies all perform satanic rituals in order to stop said war, then DE FACTO and QUID PRO QUO they are willfully doing battle against God. While I know that hatemongers like Rachael VonHellbound all whine about "tolerance", I for one do not intend to lay down and allow this diaper head rabble to disrupt a perfectly good Holy war designed by God Himself.

                    Yes, the spawn of satan will use any methods, and tricks, and sweet talk to destroy Christianity. DO NOT BE FOOLED my brethren!!! Jesus guides his hand!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Zekey, last I remember, 'yogi' and 'satanist' had two very different meanings.
                      Sheeesh.


                      yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises!
                        Hmm, Yogi Bear steals picnic baskets. Which he calls "pick-a-nick" baskets.

                        Picnic baskets often contain pies.

                        Who else steals pies?

                        Piccaninies.

                        Coincidence? I think not.

                        These "yogis" are horned-up Negro bucks in disguise, and will stop at nothing to attract our pure white women to their TRAILERS for endless hours of "group meditation"!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                          I thought this Church bought Iowa.
                          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                          Exodus 15:3

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                            Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Yes. You admit that they are devil worshippers, now look at what they're doing:
                            I said nothing of the sort. I just said that I realize that YOU believe that they are 'devil worshippers'.

                            We all know that by "positivity", they mean "demonic energy." These people are not just keeping themselves to themselves and tossing their own souls in the trash, they are deliberately sending Satanic energy all over the world! They are aggressive fanatics who must be stopped!
                            Agressive fanatics who want to see a peaceful world? So your idea of positive behaviour is slaughtering people in Iraq? Preaching about how 99% of the world are doomed to a fiery pit? That's better than people who simply hope for world peace?

                            yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises!
                            Bwahaha! I didn't mean that yogi.
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                              Re: Mass Satanic Rituals in IOWA!!!

                              Originally posted by tommy View Post
                              I thought this Church bought Iowa.
                              Funny that, here we are owning Iowa, we believe all other religions should be violently destroyed and yet the TM are being let in. Almost invited you would say friend. I do hope there will be no accidents, terrorist attacks and that Mexican drug cartel kidnapping gang the Los Banos doesn’t act up while our guests are here but you never know. This post 911 environment can be very touchy.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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