[Brother Temperance]

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9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.

I find your racism abhorrent. I've met many Icelandic people or pixies or whatever they're called, and many of them were perfectly decent chaps, at least by foreigner standards anyway. Now, will you retract your vile slurs against the people of Iceland?

I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?

Matthew 26:6 Now when Jesus was in Bethany, in the house of Simon the leper,
7 There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.
8 But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste?
9 For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor.
10 When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me.
11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.

Jesus specifically said that giving money to the poor was a waste of time, since poor people will always be poor, and that precious ointment is an equally good way to spend one's money. Reaganomics should more accurately be known as Jesusonomics.

[Smiter of Evildoers]

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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.

Thank you for your help,

Smiter of Evildoers

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.

Dear Smiter, a lot of the problem is what we Biblical Geographers refer to as, “Vile Pockets of Utterly Disgusting Abomination and Perversion” (Regrettably, the Lord has not seen fit to Destroy these Utterly as yet, but will do in His Own Good Time.) These are difficult to show on a detailed map and I would not want to fall into the error of broad generalization or stereotyping.

Edit: You're question intrigued me, so I pulled some strings; this is the best I can come up with at short notice. It'll be pretty accurate. Catlix, their piffling priests and homerism show a very strong correlation.

PS Orange County VT looks like a place to be buying a home...

[Smiter of Evildoers]

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Wow - this New England map is very useful. Now I can be sure to plan any driving in these areas so as to not inadvertantly pass through a quagmire of abomination. I have heard that in those areas it is nearly impossible to drive an entire mile without witnessing several homosexual acts. May the LORD never guide me into such a place!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Brother Bathfire, your frightening map of New England is as blood-chilling as Ted Kennedy softly whispering behind your ear while dressed as a pedophile priest.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

Not at Landover, my friend. Not here.

California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.

It's true, they are in every state, though I understand there are only seven queers in Mississippi.

The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.

Where should they be used, then?

4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!

Only Northern South America. We don't know who lives in Southern South America.

Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?

They're Muslims for all practical purposes.

6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.

I guess they forgot to tell Vladimir Putin.

7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.

That's from DNA studies.

The ignorance around here astounds me.

True enough.

I, too, have a problem with the map, though. Why isn't New York City shown as JOOS, too? I hardly think we can call that cesspit part of the "Godly USA." BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on the Eskimos, they're obviously looking to dominate the world, seeing as they've conquered the largest territory.

[I am a Tool]

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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.

2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.

3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'.

4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!

5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?

6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.

7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.

The ignorance around here astounds me.

Thank you SOOOO much for saving my time on this one. I read that map and I nearly vomited. This thread is full of closed minded fools.

Also, I'm going to go live with the Asians. Yes Asians, not chinks. They are Asians. Chink is a slang term for Chinese. Yes, Chinese. Not Asians.

Seriously, if you're going to mock a culture mock your own, for it is the most closed minded of all.

Inc B&?


Love
~Truth

[I am a Tool]

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Not at Landover, my friend. Not here.

It's true, they are in every state, though I understand there are only seven queers in Mississippi.

Where should they be used, then?

Only Northern South America. We don't know who lives in Southern South America.

They're Muslims for all practical purposes.

I guess they forgot to tell Vladimir Putin.

That's from DNA studies.

True enough.

I, too, have a problem with the map, though. Why isn't New York City shown as JOOS, too? I hardly think we can call that cesspit part of the "Godly USA." BTW, I'm keeping a watchful eye on the Eskimos, they're obviously looking to dominate the world, seeing as they've conquered the largest territory.

You sir are a fool. I'm not even going to tell you why because you wouldn't comprehend.

Just one point though. WTF is 'That's from DNA studies.' supposed to mean? They came from Britain! That is a proven fact. Ask anyone with a junior high education.


Love
~Truth

[assfocker69]

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Wow, I'm an eskimo and I didn't even know it. Thank you guys for informing me. Dudes, seriously, get brains.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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If you can come up with a better map, let us know. I doubt that, with a name such as yours, this will be possible. I think your parents foresaw what type of person you would turn out to be.

[Ocidnac]

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Seriously you guys, where is Debilistan? How can a map be correct without Debilistan. You will end up in the Bad Hell if you go on like that!

[Wide-Open]

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Seriously you guys, where is Debilistan? How can a map be correct without Debilistan. You will end up in the Bad Hell if you go on like that!

Is that the non-existant country supposedly wedged between France, Luxemburg, Germany, and the Netherlands?

[Ocidnac]

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Is that the non-existant country supposedly wedged between France, Luxemburg, Germany, and the Netherlands?

No, it's north of the southern westpole!
Don't they teach Debiliteiten anymore?

[Wide-Open]

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No, it's north of the southern westpole!
Don't they teach Debiliteiten anymore?

Friend, you are just not making sense. Did you vote for Mieke V. again last Sunday?

Debilité Retardité Muntthee

Egalité, Fraternité, Camillethee.

It's been done before you know.

Why do you hate Jesus? (or as they say in your neck of the woods: "Kinneke Jezus"? )

[Ocidnac]

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Friend, you are just not making sense. Did you vote for Mieke V. again last Sunday?



Egalité, Fraternité, Camillethee.

It's been done before you know.
Then I'll quote some friends of mine:
"Via in lollae fortiter Debilitas est"
"Exsequor ilud natura non Debilitas"

Why do you hate Jesus? (or as they say in your neck of the woods: "Kinneke Jezus"? )

Nope, NVA.
Bart De Wever!!!

You probably voted for the "sossen" or the commies from the PVDA+.