[Mr. Me]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium

Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

Yves leterme
4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)


The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus

Belgium:

The real flag:

1. Belgium doesn't have a own language.

So...
Aren't you Americans talking English?

2 The people from Belgium never wash themself...

I washed myself yesterday, and I'm Belgian... uh-oh!
AND Belgium is the land, with the most swimming pools...

3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always.

What are you saying, i can't hear you...

4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)

Yves Leterme is getrouwd met Sofie Haesen. Ze hebben drie kinderen: Matthias, Thomas en Julie. Zijn vader heeft het Frans als moedertaal.

I will translate for you:
Yves Leterme is married with Sofie Haesen (a women). They have 3 children ...

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.

Belgium is the 20th richest country in the world...

6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them.

Because It happend just 1 time?
Then its more than normal in the USA to shoot and kill in public schools?

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe.

Yeah, and you are smart? Take the right flag first, then we talk again..

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish.

Homo-Lesbi huwelijken in - Gay marriage in:
- Belgié 942 - Belgium
- Vlaams Gewest: 626 -dutch part
- Waals Gewest: 194 - other part
- Brussels Gewest: 122 - Brussels

50.000 Jews in Belgium and 10 million habitants.
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Nice genuined...




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[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Here I thought that Belgium was an April fools joke. Well maybe it was back in WWII and it was so successful that it just got away from itself. The Germans do love their practical jokes.

And why are Europeans so confused about turning their flags on the side? You hang a flag sideways and all of a sudden they think they're in a different country! At least Americans realize that this

Is the same as this

[Mr. Me]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Here I thought that Belgium was an April fools joke. Well maybe it was back in WWII and it was so successful that it just got away from itself. The Germans do love their practical jokes.

And why are Europeans so confused about turning their flags on the side? You hang a flag sideways and all of a sudden they think they're in a different country! At least Americans realize that this

Is the same as this

Look again at both flags

If you rotate the German Flag 90 degrees, you WILL receive the Flag of Belgium. If you can't see this, give me a sign and I will rotate the flag for you. Maybe you could first try to rotate you head or your screen. I like to rotate things in my keester.

Greeting,

Mr. Me

[Brother Daniel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Big story from someone who doesn't has a King James bible.

This forum is not to debate, but to praise Jesus.

[americanthrash]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

This forum is not to debate, but to praise Jesus.

Yes, and you don't praise Jesus by spreading lies and false facts!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Yes, and you don't praise Jesus by spreading lies and false facts!

How can facts straight from God's KJV1611 Holy Bible be anything but 100% accurate?

[americanthrash]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

How can facts straight from God's KJV1611 Holy Bible be anything but 100% accurate?

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:

1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?

In fact, they are catholics 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...

[Brother Daniel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:

1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?

In fact, they are catholics 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...

In my research I found out that Belgarium people never wash themself.
God never said that. But God does say that that is a sin.

God never said the Prime minister is gay! But God does say it is a sin that he is gay.

You take things from their webpage as a fact. Are you saying that everything written in my KJV1611 bible isn't true?
I am really shocked!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

You are not really paying attention now are you?

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that: 1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?

Psalms 115:6.

2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?

Psalms 115:6.

3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?

Matthew 10:30.

[Brother Daniel]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

You are not really paying attention now are you?

Psalms 115:6.

Psalms 115:6.

Matthew 10:30.

Most of these people aren't paying attention. I guess they weren't hit as a child. They have a lack of disciplined.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that:

1. The people from Belgium never wash themself?
2. They are also deaf, They also invented the megaphone?
3. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish?

In fact, 79 %, other christians 2,5 % & muslims 6 % according to their embassy webpage...

Yet you have gay marriage, explain that! Oh wait, cathoholics.....now I see. You prefer to have sex with little children don't you? Now I know that Belgium people are pedophiles. Do you have a pedophile party like in the Netherlands?

Or are you more "advanced" (read lieberal Godhating society) and have pedophillia accepted in society and the Belgium law? I suppose your country is filled with childporn?

[Dannaa]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

Okay, i'm from Belgium. And when you say that the people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest people of Europe, I ask myself this question: how dumb are you people?
Because, that is not even the Belgian flag, but it's the flag of germany, very clever smartass!
you also pointed Switzerland as Belgium on the map, so again:
very clever smartass!
another thing, yves letterme is not gay, and so what if he was? in what time do you guys live? 1700?, so again again:
very clever smartass

I can go on and on like this, but I waste my time in here, because I think the real dump people, wrote this article and they are so stupid that they probably wouldn't beleave me..

I need to go now
and I'm sorry if I made some mistakes about the spelling, but before you say something about it, I ask you to send me a mail in Dutch.

Slaap wel schape!

[Dannaa]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Look again at both flags

If you rotate the German Flag 90 degrees, you WILL receive the Flag of Belgium. If you can't see this, give me a sign and I will rotate the flag for you. Maybe you could first try to rotate you head or your screen. I like to rotate things in my keester.

Greeting,

Mr. Me

It is not the same flag, even if you DO rotate them, the coulours aren't in the same sequence

[Dannaa]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Hey. Welcome to God's favourite forum, have you introduced yourself yet?

I checked my grandfathers map (from 1342) that has been passed through generations of wise men, it is Belgium.

No it isn't, i live in Belgium, i'm 17 years old and even I, am smarter than you and those old wise men, isn't that strange?

this is your map, with Belgium on it

[Jerre the son-maker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

i can tell you that Belgium is more God Friendly then you imagine,
was it not that Godfried de Bouillon raided Jerusalem when the muslim's occupied the holy land?

yes, we do accept gay marriage, but they can never mary for God, vieweth it more as a mutual contract.

The future prime minister will be gay, but then again he speaks french, that's the main reason i think... Is it not that only Frech speaking person's are commonly gay? I thinketh i read it in the holy scriptures.

The flag is in fact wrong - JFGIT - and the map also... I think you have gotten it from a bible altered by Satan who deliberately made the publisher insert errors in it.