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Angry 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:05 PM

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium


Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


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They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

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4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

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Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


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In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

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The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)



The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:07 PM

@Brother Daniel Are you sure Belgium exists?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:10 PM

Excellent research Brother Daniel. I like you already!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:11 PM

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Belgium does exist. It would be better if it wouldn't.
It is hiding from their stupidy, if nobody knows they exist. Nobody will ever know how evil they are.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:16 PM

A very Godly post, Brother! I think it is amazing how a country that barely exists can still generate so much sin. I would like to add that the sour mayonnaise they put on their french fries is one of the most disgusting food products mankind ever invented!


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-25-2010, 10:25 PM

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A very Godly post, Brother! I think it is amazing how a country that barely exists can still generate so much sin. I would like to add that the sour mayonnaise they put on their french fries is one of the most disgusting food products mankind ever invented!
I think you mean the Dutch people. Belgium did invented frenched fries but the mayonnaise is the work of the Dutch.

But it doesn't really mind, just the idea of frenched fries with mayonnaise is horrible .
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:41 AM

Very good findings Brother Daniel. I had heard of Belgium, but didn't really know where it was located or if it actually REALLY existed. After looking at the map of Europe, I have located it:

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It's too bad nothing good ever came out of Belgium, if they had accomplished something more people may have heard of them. They will be judged for their sins and God will surely damn them along with the others.
Well done, Brother!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:50 AM

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Very good findings Brother Daniel. I had heard of Belgium, but didn't really know where it was located or if it actually REALLY existed. After looking at the map of Europe, I have located it:

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It's too bad nothing good ever came out of Belgium, if they had accomplished something more people may have heard of them. They will be judged for their sins and God will surely damn them along with the others.
Well done, Brother!
Eeerm. If you actually think that is Belgium, go back to school please.
That is Switzerland.

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Eeerm. If you actually think that is Belgium, go back to school please.
That is Switzerland.
Hey. Welcome to God's favourite forum, have you introduced yourself yet?

I checked my grandfathers map (from 1342) that has been passed through generations of wise men, it is Belgium.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 01:09 AM

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Excellent research Brother Daniel. I like you already!
Yeah lovely research..
The megaphone was invented in 1878 by Thomas Edison
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 02:10 AM

What's Belgium?


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What's Belgium?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:44 PM

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Yeah lovely research..
The megaphone was invented in 1878 by Thomas Edison
Are you questioning my research?
The Belgariums did invent the megaphone!
They are deaf so they needed something loud. If you don't believe me I will post proof. But remember I am here to praise my lord. Not to debate.

Here, is your proof. Please don't question my research.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 12:51 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 03:24 PM

I like your opening post Brother Daniel!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 07:46 PM

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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium


Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


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They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

Yves leterme
4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

5.
Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


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In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

7.
The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)



The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus


Belgium:

The real flag:

1. Belgium doesn't have a own language.

So...
Aren't you Americans talking English?

2 The people from Belgium never wash themself...

I washed myself yesterday, and I'm Belgian... uh-oh!
AND Belgium is the land, with the most swimming pools...

3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always.

What are you saying, i can't hear you...

4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)

Yves Leterme is getrouwd met Sofie Haesen. Ze hebben drie kinderen: Matthias, Thomas en Julie. Zijn vader heeft het Frans als moedertaal.

I will translate for you:
Yves Leterme is married with Sofie Haesen (a women). They have 3 children ...

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.

Belgium is the 20th richest country in the world...

6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them.

Because It happend just 1 time?
Then its more than normal in the USA to shoot and kill in public schools?

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe.

Yeah, and you are smart? Take the right flag first, then we talk again..

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish.

Homo-Lesbi huwelijken in - Gay marriage in:
- Belgié 942 - Belgium
- Vlaams Gewest: 626 -dutch part
- Waals Gewest: 194 - other part
- Brussels Gewest: 122 - Brussels

50.000 Jews in Belgium and 10 million habitants.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 07:53 PM

Here I thought that Belgium was an April fools joke. Well maybe it was back in WWII and it was so successful that it just got away from itself. The Germans do love their practical jokes.

And why are Europeans so confused about turning their flags on the side? You hang a flag sideways and all of a sudden they think they're in a different country! At least Americans realize that this

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 07:58 PM

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Here I thought that Belgium was an April fools joke. Well maybe it was back in WWII and it was so successful that it just got away from itself. The Germans do love their practical jokes.

And why are Europeans so confused about turning their flags on the side? You hang a flag sideways and all of a sudden they think they're in a different country! At least Americans realize that this

Is the same as this
Look again at both flags

If you rotate the German Flag 90 degrees, you WILL receive the Flag of Belgium. If you can't see this, give me a sign and I will rotate the flag for you. Maybe you could first try to rotate you head or your screen. I like to rotate things in my keester.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 09:19 PM

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Big story from someone who doesn't has a King James bible.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 06-26-2010, 09:26 PM

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Yes, and you don't praise Jesus by spreading lies and false facts!
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