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  • #31
    Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

    When the time is
    Right, you will know
    And understand
    And do and become.
    The Dark Lord
    Will be revealed
    In Glory
    In your mind's eye
    In your heart and
    In your veins of power.
    Your time will come
    And you will raise your
    Hand and say,
    "Hail Satan!"

    And in the end there will be Satan, the stangest power! Praise the true eternal Lord!

    Khaz'Ran, Prophet of Satan

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    • #32
      Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #33
        Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

        Goodness, I'm confused. I thought the "Dark Lord" was Voldemort.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #34
          Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

          Originally posted by Lingam View Post
          All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
          Mr. Lick-him, we are not about tolerance here at Landover. What is there to tolerate, exactly? We don't tolerate behavior that is condemned in the Bible. We don't tolerate users who come here to tell us about other religions and ways of the World. We are here to spread the Light of the Gospel, and that is our singular cause. Tolerance is not a Christian virtue, let me tell you. It is a buzz-word from the homosexual camp under the guise of "everything's OK" hedonistic nonsense.
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • #35
            Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

            Originally posted by Lingam View Post
            All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.
            Hello, foreign word for "penis".

            Could you point out where the Bible tells us to "tolerate" those who refuse to follow God's Orders?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #36
              Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

              Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • #37
                Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                Originally posted by nyancat97 View Post
                Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell
                Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
                Your first post is on the wrong thread.


                Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
                Thanks!

                Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!




                I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

                Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

                New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

                We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

                Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                  How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?

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                  • #39
                    Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                    How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?
                    I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion.

                    My confidential email address can be found at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion.
                      Well, I haven't made the videos yet. Right now, I do webcam stripping; there, I have to perform alone because of the rules of the company I strip for, but other than that, I'll kinda do almost whatever the customer wants. However, I'm seeing about getting my foot in the door with porn at which point I'll be making more 'hard core' videos. I just want to make sure that as carnal as my videos get, I'll still be able to repent later and accept Jesus.

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                      • #41
                        Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                        Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                        Well, I haven't made the videos yet. Right now, I do webcam stripping; there, I have to perform alone because of the rules of the company I strip for, but other than that, I'll kinda do almost whatever the customer wants. However, I'm seeing about getting my foot in the door with porn at which point I'll be making more 'hard core' videos. I just want to make sure that as carnal as my videos get, I'll still be able to repent later and accept Jesus.
                        Like I said, I'll need to see your wares before I can be certain that your last minute repentance would take with Jesus. Hit that email link at the bottom of my signature and let's talk.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                          Originally posted by Gloria View Post
                          My son said he just found Jesus, and that he was behind the sofa the whole time! Ha ha ha, kids say the darndest things. But now you have to excuse me, I have to go whoop his little blasphemous butt!!!
                          Most likely found a chunk of hash that he ate.

                          PS. Just had a look at your profile Gloria. Fuck, you're ugly.

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                          • #43
                            Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                            Well thanks all here. I will admit that originally I came hear to troll but I realized how unchristian this is and I resolved to stop. Thanks and God bless.

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                            • #44
                              Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                              Is it possible for a person like me, who is setting apart from catholicism, to be saved?

                              What can be done?

                              God bless you for your work

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                              • #45
                                Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                                Originally posted by Helizabeth View Post
                                Is it possible for a person like me, who is setting apart from catholicism, to be saved?

                                What can be done?

                                God bless you for your work
                                Thru Christ, all things are possible. Even a bead-counting papist like you could be washed clean in Christ's blood.

                                Do you have any credit cards? American dollars? Gold fillings?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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