[thor not]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hello my name is Thor is it to late for me? am I going to hell?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hello my name is Thor is it to late for me? am I going to hell?

It is almost never too late. If you start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible and start praying to Jesus Christ everything will be all right.

[thor not]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I dont think I can get my hands on that bible, will any bible suffice?
And I am from Iceland. I don't think they have your church here.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I dont think I can get my hands on that bible, will any bible suffice? And I am from Iceland. I don't think they have your church here.

This is why God made the Internet: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions...sion-KJV-Bible

[ice woman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am an icelandic woman and i´m lutheran.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am an icelandic woman and i´m lutheran.

That's nice. What is the purpose of your visit here?

[ice woman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

well ok i´m an ielandic woman and i´m lutheran. I just have to say wow you all have bad thing to say about iceland but have you been here?
Do you know how it is over here?
This is a good country with many good people!
You all know God made the earth and iceland is on the earth i hope you know that or you are very stupid but God made iceland the way it is!
the volcanos all the heat we have here those are God things.
we are human just like you all we are icelandic people!
we are not eskimos and we dont even look like them!
I´m a woman and I dont want any man to be the boss of me! womens should be able to be presidents or anything they want!
maybe one day you will come here and see this is not like you say it is!

( you have to forgive my english writing is very poor)

[Zorgon]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

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OK, I get it, you have a digestive problem.



Yes, enemas do help, but they should be the last resort really



Yes, rice helps too...



I'd recommend more fibre; it will make it less flat.



Removing demons from your colon is a very good idea anyway.



The Lord looks down on them, sorry.

Hope this helps.

Yeeaaahhh google translate isnt the best thing to use m8

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

well ok i´m an ielandic woman and i´m lutheran. I just have to say wow you all have bad thing to say about iceland but have you been here?
Do you know how it is over here?

Yes, I live there.

This is a good country with many good people!

If you think that atheists, pagan devil-worshipers and False Christians are good people then, yes.

You all know God made the earth and iceland is on the earth i hope you know that or you are very stupid but God made iceland the way it is!
the volcanos all the heat we have here those are God things.

Hell is located under the earth. Iceland is located right between hell and earth while America is located right between heaven and earth. Iceland is the land God chose for those he knew would go straight to hell. That's the purpose of all the volcanoes and geysers, they're like gateways... to hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

well ok i´m an ielandic woman and i´m lutheran. I just have to say wow you all have bad thing to say about iceland but have you been here?
Do you know how it is over here?
This is a good country with many good people!

I am sorry to hear you have lutheran. You know, with some prayer, a KJV and a good Baptist Pastor we can cure you.
Yes, we know the hardships you have to deal with, our compassion knows no bounds. I wish there was something I could do for you. I know, how about sitting down with a Good Book, like the KJV1611? It has been known to pull many from the brink of despair to the joy of Godliness!

You all know God made the earth and iceland is on the earth i hope you know that or you are very stupid but God made iceland the way it is!
the volcanos all the heat we have here those are God things.
we are human just like you all we are icelandic people!
we are not eskimos and we dont even look like them!

Of course God made everything, that is the truth, sister. But as you know, for all the good has to be offset by the bad. There is a reason your country has the sulfurous fumes of the Devils rectum emanating from the earth in your country. We have Hawaii.
Check this link, it is all about Iceland and you esikmoes. I cannot fathom why you all hate your heritage so much. A shame really, I find it very upsetting.

I´m a woman and I dont want any man to be the boss of me! womens should be able to be presidents or anything they want!
maybe one day you will come here and see this is not like you say it is!

( you have to forgive my english writing is very poor)

Oh, you are 'that kind of woman', a finger in the dyker? I too think women can be president. President of the Womens after Church Tea, President of the Bake Club, President of Clean Kitchen Club. I am with you all the way!

We can fix up that bad attempt at spelling American in a jiffy. Take out your KJV1611 Bible and start at page one.

YIC
JH

[Hellfire69]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Listen up heathen! In American, which is a far more advance Language (given to us by God) “saga” means “a long, badly written and boring folk tale invented to amuse people with nothing else to do during 6 months of darkness.”

See! The Sagas are simply folktales – I suppose that you think that Hans Christian Anderson is a great prophet!

The Bible on the other hand is The Word of God, given to mankind through great and holy prophets.

Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

Now you listen to me christian, your language is just badly spoken language that is about 500 years old, The Old Norse is a language that more than 2000 years old and is still spoken today in Iceland and some Norvegian can speak it.

And as four your "holy bible" that was writen by some men around 500 A.D. And where do you think the word saga comes from, or the word geysir, there are many words in English that come from the heathen language.

And I cant forget the biggest thing to come from the heathens into American culture, and thats Christman. Christmas is a old festival of light celebraited by many many people all over the word.

[Hellfire69]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Are you retarded? Pastor Jones was quoting your pope Martin Luther here.

Martin Luther isn's your pope, he's just a man who made christianiti more accepteble for the old Icelanders. If your weak ansestors would have come to Iceland in the year 1000 than they would have been killed for their stupid ideas.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

you have to forgive my english writing is very poor

Yes, we have seen many demonstrations of the total failure that is Icelandic education here.

[Hellfire69]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why do you Hate Jesus, He wants to give you a big Hug.

Why should a man give everybody, including MEN, a hug.

And you say other people are gay. Jesus, with his long hair and white dress is the biggest and the first gay man in the world.

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why should a man give everybody, including MEN, a hug.

And you say other people are gay. Jesus, with his long hair and white dress is the biggest and the first gay man in the world.

Calling Jesus Christ a homer won't save you from eternal damnation in hell. The Holy Bible KJV1611 strictly forbids homosexuality as stated in Leviticus 20:13.

Leviticus 20:13:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

And hugs are not gay unless you choose to look at them that way and therefore makes you gay.