[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No fair.

I'm GOD'S warrior. I don't fight fair.


I'm wearing pants!

THOSE make your ass look big!


Why keep her, then? You must like her at least a little bit.

I have no choice. I let her buy into my house with the agreement that after two years she'd buy me out. She can't buy me out because she didn't keep her word to sell her condo and now it isn't worth spit. But I have a written and notarized contract that she will be in breach of in a couple of months.

Exactly my point! They weren't 'created', they evolved. As we humans have evolved too. Those ants once had males. But they've evolved beyond the genetic need for males to reproduce.

WRONG POINT! The correct point is that they don't exist and that the FEMALE researcher has hormonal issues resulting in derangement.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I'm GOD'S warrior. I don't fight fair.

Hmph.

THOSE make your ass look big!

Oh yeah?
The admiring glances it tends to draw would tell me otherwise...and you can't tell me that they all like big butts and they cannot lie.

I have no choice. I let her buy into my house with the agreement that after two years she'd buy me out. She can't buy me out because she didn't keep her word to sell her condo and now it isn't worth spit. But I have a written and notarized contract that she will be in breach of in a couple of months.

Awww....you do like her!

WRONG POINT! The correct point is that they don't exist and that the FEMALE researcher has hormonal issues resulting in derangement.

No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

It was debunked. Pastor Al just did that for you. Now hit that Paypal button and show your thanks.

Then run and get us a plate of sandwiches.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Hmph.


Oh yeah?
The admiring glances it tends to draw would tell me otherwise...and you can't tell me that they all like big butts and they cannot lie.

Yes, but those are all from women.


Awww....you do like her!

Not exactly. When she goes into breach I'm going to sue her right off the title to my house.


No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

I just debunked it. Don't you read? If the Bible was nonsense it would have been debunked for 2,000 years but it is the most popular book in the WORLD, 2,000 years in a row. Want to argue about that? Piffle. Talk to me in 2,000 years and we'll see how many people remember that ant nonsense. Well, you won't be able to talk, but I'll yell down at you from Heaven.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Yes, but those are all from women.

Even if they were, an admiring glance is an admiring glance.

Not exactly. When she goes into breach I'm going to sue her right off the title to my house.

Heheheh..you must really like her!

I just debunked it. Don't you read? If the Bible was nonsense it would have been debunked for 2,000 years but it is the most popular book in the WORLD, 2,000 years in a row. Want to argue about that? Piffle. Talk to me in 2,000 years and we'll see how many people remember that ant nonsense. Well, you won't be able to talk, but I'll yell down at you from Heaven.

Sorry, but a book of fairytales doesn't do much in refuting sold, quantifiable fact. These ants do great things for evolutionists everywhere. I could kiss em!

It was debunked. Pastor Al just did that for you. Now hit that Paypal button and show your thanks.

Then run and get us a plate of sandwiches.

It was not debunked.
And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

If "flambe" means with horseradish sauce, count me in.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

If "flambe" means with horseradish sauce, count me in.

Maybe. But it essentially means 'on fire'. Duck flambe is really good, though.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Maybe. But it essentially means 'on fire'. Duck flambe is really good, though.

So you flambe' sandwiches do you? Most sandwiches don't need to be put over an open fire....unless the rabbit is still alive.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So you flambe' sandwiches do you? Most sandwiches don't need to be put over an open fire....unless the rabbit is still alive.

Not on purpose!
But I have been noted in the past for grilled cheese flambe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Not on purpose!
But I have been noted in the past for grilled cheese flambe.

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

That is a perfect and elegant application of logic. I am going to post it all over the Interweb.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

It was not debunked.
And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

Why? Because you expect to be burning soon, you moon worshiping, baby eating harlot! Jesus sees your sins! REPENT now before your are the cheese on Satan's meat burger in Hell!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

No, it means my descendants will be good cooks.

That is a perfect and elegant application of logic. I am going to post it all over the Interweb.

Why?

Why? Because you expect to be burning soon, you moon worshiping, baby eating harlot! Jesus sees your sins! REPENT now before your are the cheese on Satan's meat burger in Hell!

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No, it means my descendants will be good cooks.

Can your mother cook? I think we can disprove evilution right here and now.


Why?

Because we so rarely see a logically perfect statement anywhere except in the Bible.

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

Trust me, at 3,700 degrees C, it won't make much difference to you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

Listen harlot, when you are in hell having to drag your broken body across a floor covered in shattered glass in a futile attempt to escape Satan dressed only in work boots, leather gloves and safety glasses it will be too late to REPENT! Trust me, what Lucifer will do you will make those poached eggs you burn look like NOTHING!