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  • #46
    Re: Do you spank your wife?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Read the Book of Job, you backwards child! It is perfectly obvious that the LORD so loved this child that He sent the whinging little sissy a test of faith, as an opportunity to prove how much he (the Pelzer fag, not God) trusted in Him (God, not the Pelzer fag.) And he failed, miserably. What is so difficult to understand about that?
    So...it was god who sent an innocent, happy, little six-year-old to be physically and mentally abused by his sadistic mother? Says a lot about god...
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • #47
      Re: Do you spank your wife?

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      So...it was god who sent an innocent, happy, little six-year-old to be physically and mentally abused by his sadistic mother? Says a lot about god...
      And who are you to second-guess God Almighty? You aren't even an ingrown hair on God's massive behind, thats who. The Bible is full of stories of God killing children, babies and anyone He sees fit to kill. He's going to kill you one fine day too, harlot, and probably soon. Enjoy hell.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #48
        Re: Do you spank your wife?

        Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
        Lately, I feel like her shopping is out of control! And for some reason, she stopped pairing up my socks and now they're just thrown in my drawer. Is it time for a spankning? What would you MEN do?
        And what would you do if she spanked you back?
        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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        • #49
          Re: Do you spank your wife?

          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
          And what would you do if she spanked you back?
          Practise my legitimate right to self-defence, up to and including the use of lethal force.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #50
            Re: Do you spank your wife?

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Practise my legitimate right to self-defence, up to and including the use of lethal force.
            Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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            • #51
              Re: Do you spank your wife?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And who are you to second-guess God Almighty? You aren't even an ingrown hair on God's massive behind, thats who. The Bible is full of stories of God killing children, babies and anyone He sees fit to kill. He's going to kill you one fine day too, harlot, and probably soon. Enjoy hell.
              Ha, that says a whole lot about you. Is that the answer? To burn, torture, and kill anyone who disobeys your god? You're just too cowardly to accept them in Earth, and even make friends with them. You're just too AFRAID. Probally huddled in your room clutching your dumb bible.
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • #52
                Re: Do you spank your wife?

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.
                Nonsense, a wife has no right at all to hit her husband back; that would be directly in opposition to the Bible's teaching. Any nonsense of that sort and she should be taken to the gates of the city and stoned.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • #53
                  Re: Do you spank your wife?

                  Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                  Nonsense, a wife has no right at all to hit her husband back; that would be directly in opposition to the Bible's teaching. Any nonsense of that sort and she should be taken to the gates of the city and stoned.
                  Huh. Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Do you spank your wife?

                    Originally posted by Floozy View Post
                    Huh. Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!
                    Missy, that is is a contradiction in terms -- "typical christians" want nothing to do with the Bible! They are too wishy-washy to accept it for what it is: the LITERAL Words of God Himself. "Typical christians" would have you believe that "believe whatever makes you happy and you'll get to heaven" hogwash, when nothing could be further from the Truth. Only those who believe every word in the Bible will be Heaven, and that is what makes us True (atypical) Christians.
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                    • #55
                      Re: Do you spank your wife?

                      I have to agree with you Ixi. I don't see why a woman can't hit her husband if he hits her. My mom hit my Father before, though it didn't go down very well and I ended up hitting him for hitting her and that went down even worse. Still though, a woman should be allowed to defend herself. Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Do you spank your wife?

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        Then we have that right too, to hit you back. Good, at least you're beginning to understand.
                        No, because that would be unnatural. You're not even beginning to understand, are you?
                        Originally posted by Xix
                        Typical Christain and the Bible, AGAIN!
                        Yes, we Christians do generally tend to be quite keen on following God's orders, what of it?
                        Originally posted by Damien Gothtard
                        Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.
                        And if you'd ever had a girlfriend, that statement might be a bit more impressive.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Do you spank your wife?

                          Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
                          I have to agree with you Ixi. I don't see why a woman can't hit her husband if he hits her. My mom hit my Father before, though it didn't go down very well and I ended up hitting him for hitting her and that went down even worse. Still though, a woman should be allowed to defend herself. Personally I have never hit any of my girlfriends and will never hit any in the future.
                          There is your problem friend; you dad is a sissy Ned Flanders kind of false Christian. The Bible commands us to kill our childern if they strike us (for their own good)

                          Originally posted by Deuteronomy, chapter 21
                          18: If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
                          19: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
                          20: And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
                          21: And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Do you spank your wife?

                            You're what we call a prick.
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Do you spank your wife?

                              Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
                              You're what we call a prick.
                              How many times?
                              Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

                              When people hate us, and reproach us, and call us evil, that just proves how blessed we are. Praise!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Do you spank your wife?

                                Ain't nothin wrong with keeping the wife in line even if ya have to take her out to the woodshed sometimes. The MAN is the HEAD OF THE HOUSE. He is the KING OF THE CASTLE and the woman is there ONLY by the grace of God and the MAN'S grace too. Now, let's keep in mind that MAN was created in GOD'S IMAGE. And let's keep in mind that WOMAN was not! Woman was created from the RIB of ADAM THE MAN! Man was created in GOD'S IMAGE but the Holy Bible KJV1611 says NOTHIN' bout the woman being created in God's Image. So, a woman should know her place and STAY THERE least she suffer the man's paddle on her behind!! (With love and in the NAME of the LORD of course, Brethren).
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