Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

[Jack Glass]

I first found this fine website whilst searching for the Truth to prove to my left handed neighbour's 18 year old daughter that her father was a sinner

I didn't want to waste God's precious bandwidth by posting unnecessarily, so I viewed this fine website as a guest for some time, but I have been so impressed by the gravitas, sincerity and spirituality of the membership that I finally registered as a user yesterday. I will do everything I can to ensure that it's not a fleeting association and that my posts are worthwhile and respectful.

I live in godless Scotland (although, credit where credit is due, the national animal is the Unicorn so there may be hope) and I've been so concerned about Christianity being systematically airbrushed out of the country, (copyright Free Church of Scotland) that I resolved to change my location to Ireland at the earliest opportunity.

Whilst I was aware that Ireland is inhabited by mostly cafflicks, at least they knew what marriage is all about. Turns out I'll need to save up for a transatlantic flight after all.

I don't expect to be posting on theological matters for some time, because I'm only recently getting closer to Jesus and God with my new King James Bible app on my white Samsung Galaxy S4 mini.

My favourite bible verse is Genesis 1. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. That tells us everything we'd ever need to know.

I have 2 sons and am married to a good woman who, upon waking each morning, reminds herself of her Christian responsibilities by reciting 1 Peter 3:1-4. This stands her in good stead for her daily duties and saves me a lot of money for unnecessary clothing.

(Please forgive me as I have not yet learned how to post links to the chapters.)

If I may be so presumptuous, I would respectfully ask the the pastors and other learned posters the important question in my thread title;

Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Thank you in anticipation.

Jack Glass.

[Jack Glass]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

I should explain, this question is being discussed on the BBC news website and I wanted to find the Truth.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32884330

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

What makes you ask? Writing mistakes must be corrected abd there have been numerous erasing instruments throughout civilization. Mistakes on clay tablets were molded over, mistakes on wax tablets were chistled off, mistakes ob ostraca and plaster tablets were wiped off, and mistakes on parchment were shaved off with pen knives. You could say that erasers helped Biblical authors perfect their works.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Mr Glass,

Thank you for your nice and polite Introduction. I think there is quite a reasonable amount of Salvationary Hope allocated to you.

Regarding your question. Erasers are not the problem. The school system that propagates atheism and the sodomistic agenda is.

1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Still, it is good to know that Godless Caledonia has some people left, who strive to follow Christ and His commandments. Many of our pastors also appreciate the products of your country. Thus, welcome. I'm looking forward to further discussions with you.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Nobar King]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Are these kids stuffing them up their arses? If so, then, yes.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

...I live in godless Scotland...

You're not ginger, are you?

[Jack Glass]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Thank you all for your erudite and eloquent replies.

In addition to all your teachings, I may have been given the answer by Jesus in the working of this very forum!

On realising that I hadn't explained the reason for asking my question, I looked for a way to edit my original post, only to find that that facility was not available to me.

God's favourite website doesn't allow me to correct mistakes! The answer is clear!!! It is God's will that children do not correct their mistakes, merely learn from them!

Erasers are indeed, the instruments of the devil!

Proverbs 15:10 Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and he that hateth reproof shall die.

Praise be!

[Jack Glass]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

You're not ginger, are you?

What an appalling thought.

No sir, teh Lord gave me healthy black hair. Praise.

Leviticus 13:37 But if the scall be in his sight at a stay, and that there is black hair grown up therein; the scall is healed, he is clean: and the priest shall pronounce him clean.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Hello Mr. Glass, and welcome to our friendly forums! How lovely to "meet" someone who takes the promises and the curses in the Holy Bible seriously, and desires to learn more about how they can embrace Salvation and avoid Damnation!

I admit, I find your question rather intriguing. The link you provided states, "The cognitive scientist told the Daily Telegraph that rubbers create "a culture of shame about error.'"

Why is a culture of shame about error such a bad thing? We need to teach our kids that error is shameful! We must impress upon our children that wisdom is the only acceptable state (Proverbs 1:7). To this end, the Holy Bible instructs us, not encourages, but instructs us to employ the valuable tools of physical and emotional attack upon the sinful, erroneous child (Proverbs 29:15). The foolish child brings naught but grief and despair to his mother (Proverbs 10:1) No self respecting woman could help but wish a foolish child had never been born (Proverbs 17:25). Such a fool depresses his father (Proverbs 17:21). A foolish family, in fact, is the ruin of pleasure in a man's life (Proverbs 19:13). Why, God's Holy Word tells us specifically that if we beat our child in order to discipline the error and foolishness out of his sinful little heart, he won't die no matter how tough we must get (Proverbs 23:13). If the Holy Bible tells us to beat the foolishness out of our own children, it seems to me to pretend error isn't shameful is setting them up for eternal destruction (Proverbs 19:18)!

So yes, I think I do believe erasers in school are the instruments of the devil! They hide the shame of error and error should be exposed, illuminated in front of the entire class and school community so all students can collectively participate in the love-language of shunning in order to impart on the foolish child the importance of accuracy!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Of course! Rubbers are instruments of Satan and encourage young boys to spill their seed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Welcome Mr. Glass.
Yes, pencil erasers are nothing but trouble. I was not a fortunate child like my own kids high quality home schooling (we always try our best for our children to have it better than we did, don't we?). I was forced to go to the most highly rated prep school and then to Princeton where I was pressed to get two Masters degrees. While at College, I saw many images like the following. Disgusting and I post it only for education reasons.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Erasers have been invented by Obama to seduce children into inserting them in their behinds to erase their anal virginity.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Pencil sharpeners are just as evil as erasers, maybe even more so.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Welcome then, Jack Glass. My own family escaped godless Scotland some time back. They went first to Ireland, as you did. Things were different then and they were able to live in Ireland for some generations, having bought a good farm of O'Neil land for a few English dollars (they call them pounds). The O'Neils didn't need the land anymore, as they had all passed away. Eventually though, my ancestors had to leave Ireland, as the land and the people have been poisoned by slavish devotion to the Roman Pope. That's when we came to America. Maybe you should do the same. Do tell us more of your travails among the godless Scots and the wicked Hibernians.

God Bless!

[objective minister]

Re: Are erasers in school the instruments of the devil?

Erasers can be used to erase the Objective Truth of Gods Holy and Sanctified Word (praise be) off of his Godly Chalkboard. So yes, erasers are of the devil and should be banned.