Prove that gingers have souls!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A number of people have come onto this forum and insisted, without the tiniest shred of evidence, that gingers have souls.

Our resident atheist finally got tired of this, and made an offer all you false Christians can't refuse:

Prove it. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that ONE ginger in the ENTIRE WORLD has a soul.

Do that, and I'll make sure they shut this whole forum down.

You have one week. At 8 PM Eastern, Tuesday September 11, 2012, this offer expires. Chop chop!

I decided this deserved its own thread. So, false Christians, how will you prove that gingers have souls?

I can't wait to see the replies!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Ha! They can't do it. Isaiah 1:18 clearly tells us that red is the color of evil:

Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

[YoungWhiteChristian]

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Gingers creep me out. Ever stare into one's souless empty eyes? I'm getting the chills just thinking about it.

[John Creeser]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Most gingers have freckles, God hates freckles:

Leviticus 21:18-20

Also, put a ginger out in the sun for 2 minutes and they burn to a crisp. Imagine their torment when they reach the fires of hell.

Look what God did to this one Ginger.....wow.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

We still waiting for the unsaved to man up here.

What about it? Prove gingers have souls.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

We still waiting for the unsaved to man up here.
What about it? Prove gingers have souls.

Hate to nit-pick, but that's not the deal, BJ.

Just one ginger, that's all. Prove that ONE ginger (any of them, there must be millions to choose from) has a soul, and down goes Landover, bye bye, kaput, thanks for playing, here's some nice parting gifts, etc.

4 days and 4 hours (roughly) left. Tick tock!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Hate to nit-pick, but that's not the deal, BJ.

Just one ginger, that's all. Prove that ONE ginger (any of them, there must be millions to choose from) has a soul, and down goes Landover, bye bye, kaput, thanks for playing, here's some nice parting gifts, etc.

4 days and 4 hours (roughly) left. Tick tock!

How about this one?

[Didymus Much]

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How about this one?

You're scaring the children again, Rev.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

You're scaring the children again, Rev.

May they flee directly to Jesus' welcoming arms!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Hate to nit-pick, but that's not the deal, BJ.

Just one ginger, that's all. Prove that ONE ginger (any of them, there must be millions to choose from) has a soul, and down goes Landover, bye bye, kaput, thanks for playing, here's some nice parting gifts, etc.

4 days and 4 hours (roughly) left. Tick tock!

I would think just one ginger having a soul would logically prove all gingers have them. However no one has done that yet. So why aren't you giving it a shot God mocker?

Shouldn't be hard of science to prove gingers' souls. After all they claim we come from 42 billion year old hot air.

[John Creeser]

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How about this one?

I don't care what anyone says, women body builders are GROSS (especially soulless gingers!!)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

You can look right in their eyes and tell they don't have a soul. Look at this woman:



She looks like she's ready to suck your own soul right out of you.



YiC,

Zech

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Gingers having souls... That sounds very unlikely. I've never come across a ginger (although I've met an albino... that's another issue), but I believe what you True Christians say about them not having souls. I mean, how could they? Like Brother WWJDNow stated, Scripture says that the color red is sinful, and red is known as the color of sin.

[Didymus Much]

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So not one person has even bothered to post any proof that gingers have souls.

But, I'm not going to give up. I know that there must be SOMEONE out there who doesn't think that all gingers are depraved, soulless monsters who don't stand a chance of getting into Heaven. Even though the original time limit has expired, I'm in negotiations with the higher-ups at Landover to make this offer permanent.

You might still have a chance to help take Landover down.

Watch this space.

[meemie]

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I don't see many gingers around, so I can't prove they do.

But I've heard that the "soulless ginger" thing and so I poked fun at gingers and called them soulless. I barely know what it is, though, except for some perverted and anti-christ themes.

Do you believe this? Sounds somewhat like hogwash to me.