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Men! 6 Lethal Inventions by Women to Avoid at All Cost!
Brethren! It has come to my attention that some of the most common appliances used in our everyday life are, in fact, female inventions. This puts us into lethal hazard! In the following essay I shall present these extremely dangerous discoveries and justify why they should be banned immediately. As always, the main source of the assessment must be the King James Bible, in this case Ecclesiastes, as it is the most relevant Book regarding women. Other parts of the Scripture will also be utilized. In addition, some secular sources about history were consulted, but they must remain secondary. I am also going to assess how to manage in everyday life without these apparently useful but in reality life-threatening devices. Let us start this unpleasant task. The main verses regarding the issue as hand are as follows:
We shall look at the meanings of these verses in detail below.
1. The Circular Saw Mill
Invented by the uppity woman Tabitha Babbit (1779–about 1853) in 1813.
She looked, thus, quite pleasing although devious (see also Esther 8:5) and "invented" also false teeth (avoid them, too). The circular saw is a powerful tool, although God explicitly prohibits the giving of strength to women (Proverbs 31:3). The circular saw is also LETHAL and women KNOW this. They also constantly use it to kill innocent infants. Verily, the Ecclesiastes knew this. A woman is more bitter than death and it is now evident that this was actually invented to be a murder weapon (Matthew 5:21). Don't use it nor any processed wood out of a circular sawmill. This can be easily replaced. Just command your sons to saw the planks for you with conventional methods!
2. The Car Heater
Invented by Margaret A. Wilcox (1838-1897) in 1893.
She had the idea of directing warm air from the car motor into the passenger area. This seems very hazardous with all the toxic fumes. Hence, it is no surprise when we realize that cars are mostly used by men. The device could easily be avoided by simply putting on extra warm clothing!
This must have been another scheme to make men extinct. And when we look at history, we can see how successful she was. In 1899 there were only 26 motor vehicle related deaths in the U.S., while in in 2013 the number was a staggering 32,719! A 1258-fold increase. Yes, I know some feminists will claim that this is not caused only by the car heater. I am very well aware that it is not. There are other factors contributing to this tragedy, the most important of which is...
3. The Windscreen Wiper
Invented by Mary Anderson (1866–1953) in 1903.
Now we know that God knows how to wipe (Revelation 21:4) but does He use windscreen wiper blades made of rubber? No, He doesn't! Hence, rubber wiping cannot be considered Biblical. Furthermore, if we look again at the motor vehicle death statistics, we can see that the number of deaths in 1903 was only 117. More than four times that of 1899 (the increase caused by the car heater) but still 279 times the default rate. Thus, more than 32,000 men are killed each year because of the action of these two WOMEN. Verily, you should escape from her! In addition, windscreen wipes can easily be replaced by givings your sons a few rags and then stopping the car at 1000 feet intervals. The boys can go out and wipe the screen clean!
4. The refrigerator
Invented by another uppity female, Florence Parpart in 1914. This device seems nice, doesn't it?
However, its main function is to reduce the workload of women (Ezekiel 16:30), which is, again, contrary to everything we know about Scripture! Womenfolk claim that keeping meats cool will decrease the number of food poisonings. Opposite to this, Jesus tells us that all things we eat are pure (Romans 14:20) making fridges useless. Is it a coincidence that World War I began the same year when this devilish device was invented? Surely not! In case of an emergency with, e.g., botulism, prayer is anyway much more effective than lowering the temperatures of foodstuffs (2 Kings 20:5).
5. Kevlar
Invented by Stephanie Kwolek (1923-2014) in 1965.
As we know, Kevlar is used mainly for personal armor in vests, helmets, etc. These devices are used by our brave soldiers and policemen. Let us look, once again, at the death statistics of these professions:
6. DNA
Invented by Rosalind Franklin (1920-1958) in 1953 under the supervision of Drs. Watson and Crick. Had the woman Franklin not interpreted the X-ray diffraction patters of the alleged DNA molecule (seen below), this evolutionary hoax would never have caught the attention of the public.
As we can see, the pattern on the right was later extrapolated by Drs. Watson and Crick into something like this.
To be honest, I can see no resemblance.
Still, the woman Franklin was the most important person when this hoax was designed. Fortunately the Nobel committee understood the feeble-mindedness of this woman Franklin and never gave her the prize that Drs. Watson and Crick received. Based on this, we should realize that DNA probably does not exist, it is false teachings (1 Timothy 6:20) with the aim of eugenics and abortions.
Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Brethren, I know this might only be a start. However, the evidence is overwhelming. Female inventions are lethal. They have caused countless deaths. If you know any other contraptions designed by uppity women, please make this information public! As we have seen, these inventions are basically useless and can easily be replaced by the manual labor of your male offspring.
Beware of the Woman. She is Bitter. Escape from her!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Ecclesiastes 7:26-29
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
We shall look at the meanings of these verses in detail below.
1. The Circular Saw Mill
Invented by the uppity woman Tabitha Babbit (1779–about 1853) in 1813.
She looked, thus, quite pleasing although devious (see also Esther 8:5) and "invented" also false teeth (avoid them, too). The circular saw is a powerful tool, although God explicitly prohibits the giving of strength to women (Proverbs 31:3). The circular saw is also LETHAL and women KNOW this. They also constantly use it to kill innocent infants. Verily, the Ecclesiastes knew this. A woman is more bitter than death and it is now evident that this was actually invented to be a murder weapon (Matthew 5:21). Don't use it nor any processed wood out of a circular sawmill. This can be easily replaced. Just command your sons to saw the planks for you with conventional methods!
2. The Car Heater
Invented by Margaret A. Wilcox (1838-1897) in 1893.
She had the idea of directing warm air from the car motor into the passenger area. This seems very hazardous with all the toxic fumes. Hence, it is no surprise when we realize that cars are mostly used by men. The device could easily be avoided by simply putting on extra warm clothing!
This must have been another scheme to make men extinct. And when we look at history, we can see how successful she was. In 1899 there were only 26 motor vehicle related deaths in the U.S., while in in 2013 the number was a staggering 32,719! A 1258-fold increase. Yes, I know some feminists will claim that this is not caused only by the car heater. I am very well aware that it is not. There are other factors contributing to this tragedy, the most important of which is...
3. The Windscreen Wiper
Invented by Mary Anderson (1866–1953) in 1903.
Now we know that God knows how to wipe (Revelation 21:4) but does He use windscreen wiper blades made of rubber? No, He doesn't! Hence, rubber wiping cannot be considered Biblical. Furthermore, if we look again at the motor vehicle death statistics, we can see that the number of deaths in 1903 was only 117. More than four times that of 1899 (the increase caused by the car heater) but still 279 times the default rate. Thus, more than 32,000 men are killed each year because of the action of these two WOMEN. Verily, you should escape from her! In addition, windscreen wipes can easily be replaced by givings your sons a few rags and then stopping the car at 1000 feet intervals. The boys can go out and wipe the screen clean!
4. The refrigerator
Invented by another uppity female, Florence Parpart in 1914. This device seems nice, doesn't it?
However, its main function is to reduce the workload of women (Ezekiel 16:30), which is, again, contrary to everything we know about Scripture! Womenfolk claim that keeping meats cool will decrease the number of food poisonings. Opposite to this, Jesus tells us that all things we eat are pure (Romans 14:20) making fridges useless. Is it a coincidence that World War I began the same year when this devilish device was invented? Surely not! In case of an emergency with, e.g., botulism, prayer is anyway much more effective than lowering the temperatures of foodstuffs (2 Kings 20:5).
5. Kevlar
Invented by Stephanie Kwolek (1923-2014) in 1965.
As we know, Kevlar is used mainly for personal armor in vests, helmets, etc. These devices are used by our brave soldiers and policemen. Let us look, once again, at the death statistics of these professions:
- 1965: 138 deaths
- 1966: 161 deaths
- 1967: 192 deaths
6. DNA
Invented by Rosalind Franklin (1920-1958) in 1953 under the supervision of Drs. Watson and Crick. Had the woman Franklin not interpreted the X-ray diffraction patters of the alleged DNA molecule (seen below), this evolutionary hoax would never have caught the attention of the public.
As we can see, the pattern on the right was later extrapolated by Drs. Watson and Crick into something like this.
To be honest, I can see no resemblance.
Still, the woman Franklin was the most important person when this hoax was designed. Fortunately the Nobel committee understood the feeble-mindedness of this woman Franklin and never gave her the prize that Drs. Watson and Crick received. Based on this, we should realize that DNA probably does not exist, it is false teachings (1 Timothy 6:20) with the aim of eugenics and abortions.Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Brethren, I know this might only be a start. However, the evidence is overwhelming. Female inventions are lethal. They have caused countless deaths. If you know any other contraptions designed by uppity women, please make this information public! As we have seen, these inventions are basically useless and can easily be replaced by the manual labor of your male offspring.
Beware of the Woman. She is Bitter. Escape from her!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
I admit that my list was incomplete and there are in fact many other disastrous inventions by women. I'll give you one more example.
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