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    Please pray this hangover goes away

    I started drinking a couple days ago when I learned Justice Antonin Scalia had died, and I guess I must have blacked out, cause I don't remember much of anything.

    But boy, oh boy, do I feel like crap: dry heaves, pounding headache, dehydration, the whole nine yards.
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    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I started drinking a couple days ago when I learned Justice Antonin Scalia had died, and I guess I must have blacked out, cause I don't remember much of anything.

    But boy, oh boy, do I feel like crap: dry heaves, pounding headache, dehydration, the whole nine yards.
    Brother Faith,

    Indulgence does have its consequences but fortunately the cure is indeed effective. While we cannot avoid all the hazards of life in this fallen World, we can at least minimize the sequelae by relying on Jesus.

    Acts 14:3
    Long time therefore abode they speaking boldly in the Lord, which gave testimony unto the word of his grace, and granted signs and wonders to be done by their hands.

    I am sure Jesus will grant you this miracle, this wonder after some minimal delay of some hours-days. I hope you'll give us your testimony of the effects of our prayers in a couple of days. I am certain that the prayers will have taken hold by that time and you are once again healthy and full of the exuberance of God's Chosen Ones!

    Praying!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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    • #3
      Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      I started drinking a couple days ago when I learned Justice Antonin Scalia had died, and I guess I must have blacked out, cause I don't remember much of anything.

      But boy, oh boy, do I feel like crap: dry heaves, pounding headache, dehydration, the whole nine yards.
      Hello FM,

      As somewhat of an expert in this field I might be able to help out. From experience I know that drinking a few beers greatly reduces the symptoms you experience. Hope this is helpful.

      Kind regards,

      Roland
      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

        Tried to drink water but it all came right back up.

        Head pounding

        I want this over RIGHT NOW.

        Everybody pray harder!

        Ohhhhbb God
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        • #5
          Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

          Brother FM, I think this hangover is going to last the whole year.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

            Trying to go back to sleep
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            • #7
              Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

              Friend, I can highly recommend opiates to solve your alcohol problems. Your hangover will melt right away.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                Jah is opposed to strong drink. Romans 14:21 is one place you can find guidance. The rascals in my own country which is Jamaica drink rum and Red Stripe beer and they eat the white mans pig and they eat of the chicken but they will not be everliving.

                Ganja will lift you up but alcohol is the Devils brew.
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                  Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                  Friend, I can highly recommend opiates to solve your alcohol problems. Your hangover will melt right away.
                  Thank you, I have a man brining me "oxy" within the half hour.

                  Praise the Lord.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Thank you, I have a man brining me "oxy" within the half hour.

                    No do not do it. That is part of the white mans plan to steal your soul.
                    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                      Ooo-weeee! Why didn't I try this stuff before? Brother, I am feeling no pain!
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                        Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                        You guys, oxycontin is a wonderful gift from a loving God! I had not realized how much pain and anger I had in my life, but taking this oxy has allowed me to just let go of all of that an allow Christ's love to flow through me. Why didn't I try this sooner? I feel like I'm floating on a cloud!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          You guys, oxycontin is a wonderful gift from a loving God! I had not realized how much pain and anger I had in my life, but taking this oxy has allowed me to just let go of all of that an allow Christ's love to flow through me. Why didn't I try this sooner? I feel like I'm floating on a cloud!
                          Hello FM,

                          My humble opinion: You should have kept with the beer. Good luck with your next hangover. You are going beyond my expertise.

                          Kind regards,

                          Roland
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                            This is how I feel right now


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                              Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              This is how I feel right now


                              You are experiencing huge farts? You should have stuck with the beer.
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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