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  • #16
    Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

    No, no, no, my beautiful friend, I'm saying I feel as if I'm floating on a cloud!

    You really should try some of this oxycontin stuff. It's like a little miracle pill!
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    • #17
      Re: Please pray this hangover goes away

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      No, no, no, my beautiful friend, I'm saying I feel as if I'm floating on a cloud!

      You really should try some of this oxycontin stuff. It's like a little miracle pill!
      Try combining that oxycontin with a little bit of alcohol, and a lot of adderall. I Can swing by your house in a bit FM I'm in the area. PM me, and ill swing by with adderall, and jonny walker blue.

      We can read scripture together while were in the clouds.
      Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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