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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
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    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    OoogaBooga

    "Stare into my eyes my dear", signaled Eve unto young Dameon.

    The lad considered her request. Again, for just a moment or more, he rued

    his rejection last week of Christ's handclasp. Eve took Dameon's ****** to her...."


    Excerpt from PP's proposed Chick tract, "Why I should've become Baptist".














    Primal Tears, a novel by Truthout's Environmental Editor Kelpie Wilson,
    is about the amazing adventures of a bonobo-human hybrid girl
    who goes from hunted pariah to international superstar.
    If you’re interested in bonobos, you’ll love Primal Tears



    Now they wanted to see some actual bonobos in action,
    so off we went to the Zoo. It was a sweltering So Cal September day.
    We got there early, as soon as the Zoo opened,
    but still the bonobos seemed overheated and lethargic,
    especially compared to how they were that first day I saw them in May 1996
    when they were licking and sucking and pleasuring each other
    like bi chicks at a swing party.

    ...ever see human breasts on an ape before?
    Last edited by Poetic Peter; 12-25-2006, 10:28 PM.
  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    Re: OoogaBooga

    Originally posted by Mr.Poetick Pewter View Post
    ...ever see human breasts on an ape before?
    no, an it plain disgustin i gonna have nitemares now! i rebukes them lady bonbons cuz they all lezbionic lurve addickts, they needs to get that munky off of thier backs an them boobies off of thier fronts cuz it be a abominashun unto lord God an if i had me a girl kitty like that i be rebukin that devil munky lickety-split!

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    • Poetic Peter
      Christian Poet Emeritus
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1696

      #3
      Re: OoogaBooga

      The tale is a caution, all right, dear Petal.

      This is why, after receiving Dr. Block's invite to Dameon:


      the idea suggested itself: Make a story outline for Mr. Chick to turn into one of his cautionary comic booklet tracts
      against bestiality.

      Dameon will be famous!

      I would like to nut out the story board here.
      I'll employ pictures and rude (crude, I mean) text ideas.

      Please help with ideas, any and all.

      Dameon will be famous! And with his name's unique spelling, why
      everyone will know he's the seminal force behind primate "Eve"s baby humanobonobo.



      I propose a whimsy: have Eve's pure bonobo toddler "tell" about Dameon as daddy, etc.
      From a primate's prespective as it were.
      Dameon's spawn is as-yet unsexed because it's not yet born.

      The older brother of the vile spawn of Dameon and "Eve" is pure bonobo
      about three years old.

      Of course he "talks". I'm only the "translator".

      Off we go, the thinking cap is ON....
      Last edited by Poetic Peter; 12-26-2006, 06:45 AM.

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      • Poetic Peter
        Christian Poet Emeritus
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2006
        • 1696

        #4
        Re: OoogaBooga



        "My step daddy Dameon eats shoots and leaves. That's what momma tells me. Why is he that way?"
        Last edited by Poetic Peter; 12-26-2006, 06:47 AM.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
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          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: OoogaBooga

          Why, how sweet of you, Brother Peter! A tribute (of sorts) to Dead neegroe James Dark Brown!!!

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #6
            Re: OoogaBooga

            Yes, these bonobos did apparently cross with Ham.

            The link shows remarkably ((disturbing facts)): they are extremely sexed,
            omnisexual, and are led by the females. This is the only ape run by the women.
            And they have no wars or violence between them. And they can't even read this board.

            Dameon would love them well, and whiten their dim futures.

            Dr. Block says she can harvest if he doesn't care to plant in the flesh (so to speak).

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Ode to James Brown

              Separated at Birth?

              They all look a-like to me.
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              • Poetic Peter
                Christian Poet Emeritus
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                • Nov 2006
                • 1696

                #8
                famous phrazes

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Separated at Birth?

                They all look a-like to me.
                Many minstrel songs were published and sold as sheet music.
                With close examination, this printed music can give us a number of clues
                about the stereotypes prevalent in minstrelsy, the history of the music
                publishing industry, and the politics of the era. Read the following song
                carefully; can you tell if the song was written by an African-American
                or a white composer?




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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: OoogaBooga

                  Brother PP,

                  My quess is that it was written my Aunt Jemima for the love of her life Rastus?
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                  • Poetic Peter
                    Christian Poet Emeritus
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                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1696

                    #10
                    Re: OoogaBooga

                    Yes, might be. That picture.....how horrible !!! (((shudders))))

                    I have a photographic print somewhere (I'm a Collyer Brother) of a group of pickaninnies.
                    It's of that era, and is titled "All coons look alike to me". Unfortunately, the nigras all look -different- from each other,
                    and are individually interesting (it's montage of head shots). I think the photographer was employing "irony", like the song did.


                    --

                    NeWs Flash! Dameon's insemination of the female Bonobo has fruited.

                    This is a Scientifical first (albeit oh-so-wrong).


                    A Babe is Born!


                    Picture soon.

                    Booga Oooga.

                    Where is our Dr. De Ville?

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