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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

    The Depraved giant buttocked Nigra:



    The delecate, refined perfection of a White person (made in HIS image):



    These pictures speak for themselves.

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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #2
    Glory!

    Please do post more evidence however Sister (whites only however, the negro was enough for even the most dim-witted.), as some of the more slow sinners who frequent this board may not get the message otherwise.

    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Brother_Mike
      True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 105

      #3
      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      Glory!

      Please do post more evidence however Sister (whites only however, the negro was enough for even the most dim-witted.), as some of the more slow sinners who frequent this board may not get the message otherwise.

      I was just about to say that!
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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #4
        Ah, yes...the Depraved Giant Buttocked Nigra! I forget the latin name for this sedentary omnivorous behemoth, maybe Father Mo can help me out. If I believed in evilution, I'd say that there's a buffalo and and a mountain gorilla hiding somewhere in her family tree...

        On the other hand, the white woman is clearly of divine origin, as Sister Thumper has so truly stated. She looks like she's thinking, "I'm going to fetch my master husband a beer, then I will submit myself to him for a Godly seeding! Thank you Jesus, for making me a slave woman!"

        Pretty as a picture, silent as a mouse. Glory to God!

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        • Hushed_Agony
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 105

          #5
          Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
          Giant Buttocked Nigra behemoth
          GOODNESS GRACIOUS! All hold on to your coffee tables before being sucked into such a wasteland presented before us!


          (remains silent, for he has no words) Praise Jesus we are made in His image. This nigra has no regard for anything worthy, nor why should we lay our eyes upon that abomination. (shrieks in terror) And I thought I had saw it all...........................................And by the way, Sister Thumper I must agree with you as well as the others.

          Praised be my Lord
          Last edited by Hushed_Agony; 09-25-2006, 05:37 PM.
          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
          Pslams 51:7

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

            More Proof!

            The dreaded Evil, Giagantusassed Negra:



            The delecate flower of perfection aka White woman.

            Please note: The bathing suit depicted below is in no way an acceptable True Christain™ approved bathing apparel. It is for research use only.



            Instructive, Sister Thumper

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #7
              Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              More Proof!

              The dreaded Evil, Giagantusassed Negra:

              (unspeakable filth deleted)

              The delecate flower of perfection aka White woman.

              Please note: The bathing suit depicted below is in no way an acceptable True Christain™ approved bathing apparel. It is for research use only.



              Instructive, Sister Thumper

              GLORY!
              GLOOOOORY! Oh, PRAISE Jesus!! I shall save this example of beautiful whitetude for Brother Mike to study when he returns from his 2 week survival ministry. GLORY! This indeed requires much more detailed and prolonged study.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                GLOOOOORY! Oh, PRAISE Jesus!! I shall save this example of beautiful whitetude for Brother Mike to study when he returns from his 2 week survival ministry. GLORY! This indeed requires much more detailed and prolonged study.
                FYI Brother, that photo was taken in Hawaii.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #9
                  Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  FYI Brother, that photo was taken in Hawaii.
                  And how many new tithers do I need to bring in to get re-assigned to the Hawaii Ministry? I believe I need to push harder to get my quota in. Right away....
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                    :::::Hands on Hips::::::::

                    Pastor EZEKIEL!!
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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #11
                      Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      :::::Hands on Hips::::::::

                      Pastor EZEKIEL!!
                      My dear Thumper, there is no reason to be angry with Zeke; take it as a compliment - one rarely given to women - that he has found not only a great teaching in your post, but also fresh inspiration for his ministry.

                      I'm sure he meant to say "... how many new tithers do I need to bring in to get re-assigned to the Hawaii Ministry with my beautiful lady?", but he was overcome with the Joy of Jesus©, thanks to your moving and heartfelt post.
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #12
                        Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        My dear Thumper, there is no reason to be angry with Zeke; take it as a compliment - one rarely given to women - that he has found not only a great teaching in your post, but also fresh inspiration for his ministry.

                        I'm sure he meant to say "... how many new tithers do I need to bring in to get re-assigned to the Hawaii Ministry with my beautiful lady?", but he was overcome with the Joy of Jesus©, thanks to your moving and heartfelt post.
                        YES! That's it! Thank you Mrs. Rogers for helping me...um...clarify myself.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • xfrodobagginsx
                          Homosexual Hobbit
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 41

                          #13
                          Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                          Actually, whites, blacks, asians and latinos and every other race was made in the image of God. God loves blacks just as much as He loves whites. As a matter of fact they all came from the same place, adam and eve. Only someone ignorant to the scriptures wouldn't know that. Also, don't you consider it wrong to lust after women who aren't your wife? Obviously, that was your blasphemous point.
                          I am a Goth and an idiot.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                            Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
                            Actually, whites, blacks, asians and latinos and every other race was made in the image of God. God loves blacks just as much as He loves whites. As a matter of fact they all came from the same place, adam and eve. Only someone ignorant to the scriptures wouldn't know that. Also, don't you consider it wrong to lust after women who aren't your wife? Obviously, that was your blasphemous point.
                            You fool! Darkies are the descendants of HAM, who was cursed by GOD. It is YOU who doesn't know Scripture. You are undoubtedly a homer as well. Go make yourself at home at http://www.godhatesfags.com.

                            And learn to capitalize proper names, you moron!
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Andreas
                              Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 249

                              #15
                              Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

                              You fool! Darkies are the descendants of HAM, who was cursed by GOD. It is YOU who doesn't know Scripture. You are undoubtedly a homer as well. Go make yourself at home at http://www.godhatesfags.com.
                              I wanted to ask you this for a long time, pastor Al: What's your opinion of Westboro baptist church?

                              BTW: I think that white people are a result of adaptation to different environments.
                              Soon in Christ

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