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  • #1

    women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

    Besides the obvious part about everlasting life and Paradise, here's another reason i'm glad I'm TC and not some muslim:
    The fitrah consists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs”


    The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) also set a time limit of forty days, and the hair should not be left any longer than that because of the hadith of Anas ibn Malik (may Allah be pleased with him), who said, “He set us a time limit of no more than forty days for trimming the mustache, clipping the nails, plucking the armpit hairs, and shaving the pubic hair” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).

    The jurists discussed the proper etiquette of removing the pubic hair and said that it is recommended to start shaving the pubic hair from beneath the navel, and to start on the right hand side, and one should also be concealed from the sight of others when doing this.

    The reasons behind removing this dirty hair could also be applied to the hair on the scrotum and around the anus, if impurity gets attached to it,(that means dingleberry!) because the purpose is to be completely clean and pure and keep away from anything that may cause dirt and impurities to cling to the body. In this case, removing this hair is a good thing. With the regard to women, the rulings on removing the pubic hair are the same as the rulings for men."
    Excerpted with modifications from: www.islam-qa.com
    I got this from this site:http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/S...=1119503548824


    This is not a site for Christians. In my volunteer work for the D.O.F. sometimes I must view these sites.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

    Oh sweet JESUS! That made me lose my supper!

    Brother Eliot, let us ensure that no weak-minded or female members of the congregation ever see this unspeakable filth.

    I need to go take a bath now.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

      Good God Almighty! I now feel DIRTY! What a wretched site that is! I don't envy you one bit Brother Eliot in your DOF duties. I too must now go and shower and TRY to wash the MUD-SLIME FILTH off of me and after that I've got to go to GOD'S WORD and clean those SINFUL images from my mind.

      REAL men of GOD don't shave their pubic hair or anything else private. But I guess the Mudslimes do and that explains why so many of them are sissified, homer acting (Like that one Saudi king who FORCED the godly GWB to hold hands with him as they walked...remember?).
      Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

      "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

      "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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      • #4
        Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        This is not a site for Christians. In my volunteer work for the D.O.F. sometimes I must view these sites.
        PLEASE Brother, have some sympathy! I am dry-heaving from imagining those disgusting sand-monkeys trying to pick dungbread out of their sacks and fingernails before the crotch-crickets (which infest all arabs) eat them all.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #5
          Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

          In Obedience to you Men, I did not read this thread - just popped in to state that the online Urban Dictionary has 37 definitions for the term "Dingleberry" and that all of them are disgusting.

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          • #6
            Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

            Here I was hoping this was a story about a new grassroots movement to convert Muslims to Christianity. Dingleberries Against Islam, or DAI.

            Alas, no such luck.

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            • #7
              Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

              Dingleberry? What on earth is a.............*looks up urban dictionary*..........OH.......

              I hate you guys.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • #8
                Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                PLEASE Brother, have some sympathy! I am dry-heaving from imagining those disgusting sand-monkeys trying to pick dungbread out of their sacks and fingernails before the crotch-crickets (which infest all arabs) eat them all.
                The fact that you're disgusted by this is understandable, especially considering that you're extremely uptight, and rumoured that you hate doctors. Well now you know what we have to go through...

                But why you would post something that disgusts you so, is beyond me...

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                • #9
                  Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                  Originally posted by Myers View Post
                  The fact that you're disgusted by this is understandable, especially considering that you're extremely uptight, and rumoured that you hate doctors. Well now you know what we have to go through...

                  But why you would post something that disgusts you so, is beyond me...

                  We post this stuff so people can become educated as to what islam is really about, pedophila! I plan to post my evidence later today if I have time. We are experincing a warm spell here and I have to mend some fences.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    We post this stuff so people can become educated as to what islam is really about, pedophila! I plan to post my evidence later today if I have time. We are experincing a warm spell here and I have to mend some fences.
                    How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
                    What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it. You also claim that it's to inform people of Islam's "pedophilia", yet you won't even let our female counterparts on here.

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                    • #11
                      Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                      Originally posted by Myers View Post
                      How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
                      What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it. You also claim that it's to inform people of Islam's "pedophilia", yet you won't even let our female counterparts on here.

                      Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?


                      WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                      • #12
                        Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                        Originally posted by lilith View Post
                        Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?


                        WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?
                        It's not worth knowing anyway...

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                        • #13
                          Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                          The Pastor's warnings about reading the Queeran are well founded. The book is replete with excruciating details and instructions on everything from body hair below the navel (and below the wrist), the salting of pretzels, hacking off of body parts, to Toyota pickup truck maintenance. Reading it can only be done armed with an extreme faith in our Lord Jesus and in small doses at a time. Failure to do so will cause brain overload with a risk of explosion (both figuratively and literally, as we have witnessed in the last few years).

                          How Moehammed (May the Exalted Pederast Stooge of Issham bask in the Eternal Flames of Hell) ever came up with this stuff is anybody's guess. One could postulate that it was the fumes from the camel dung he used for cooking - much the same as sulfurous fumes were used by the Oracles at Delphi in ancient Greece. Much earlier "law givers" like Hammurabi were tedious, but Moehammed (May the Insects of a thousand Goats infest his armpits) seems to take the prize for his time. It hasn't been until recently that the Demoncrats have emerged to take this practice to new heights, forcing us to wear bicycle helmets and forbidding restaurants from serving foie gras (Chicago).

                          The troubling aspect of Issham is that you never know when Osama Bed Linen, or one of his minions, is going to find some new infraction of the Queeran as an excuse to attack us. After our Godly Military justly slaughtered Sodom Hosesain's sons, they found caches of western porn videos amongst their possessions. We can only suspect that the sons were checking to see if the videos complied with the fitrah. Until our Godly President GWB enters the missile launch codes, we all need to take care that our tires are properly inflated and the transaxle is topped off.
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • #14
                            Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                            Originally posted by Myers View Post
                            How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
                            I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:
                            Originally posted by Hadith Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64

                            Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).
                            Originally posted by Myers
                            What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it.
                            Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:


                              Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.
                              Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.

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