As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View PostAs a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated."I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View PostAs a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View PostAs a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
Personally I suggest you check with your local tanner -- I am sure he can set you up with something good & proper. Other than that, I am sure some pastor can direct you in the correct path!
I am curious as to what you think constitutes your Salvation? You seem to think that you're Saved, but personally I have seen very little evidence of that. Have you properly introduced yourself yet? If not, I suggest you start in the Introductions Forum, so that we might have a good look at you!
As far as who might hold the Key, I am sure that any Landover pastor would be more than happy to ensure that you remain locked up for your future husband!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"
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You know, that's mabey not such a bad idea. It isn't easy staying a virgin these days. especially in my line of work. So many expectations that your blessed gift is just available or something.
If it was, it'd be called your blessed GET. It isn't.
vhEzekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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Originally posted by Miss.virginNawtyWord View PostIt isn't easy staying a virgin these days. especially in my line of work.
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Oh my... Your parents really need to discipline you more. If they contact Landover we will gladly refer them to stores that will sell them fine rods, and if necessary for the particularly unruly child, nice sturdy cages.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
There are several places in Freehold to purchase a top-quality chastity belt. There's Chastity's Closet on 6th and Main, there's Chastity Corner on Main and 5th, and there are three other places around the corner on Grove between 5th and 6th. Just look for the signs indicating the Chastity Belt District.
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I bought mine at SAVED!... For Marriage at the Landover Christian Mall. It's a good, sturdy design, and the helpful staff will pray with you before you start looking at the merchandise, just when you think you've decided, and right after making your purchase.
Once fitted and locked by the matronly Doris, they have the keys (two, there should always be a spare), if you're there without a husband, father, pastor, or other male guardian, driven directly to the man who will be in charge of your chastity (until my wedding, my keys are currently in the possession of Pastor Zeke and Pastor Garvin).Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 04-04-2007, 06:28 PM.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Have you guys ever heard of control. Why not not have sex by simply controlling your desires. Just say NO.One Love, One Pain, One enemy.
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Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?
Originally posted by Alexia View PostHave you guys ever heard of control. Why not not have sex by simply controlling your desires. Just say NO.
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