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  • Girls Do Not Wear Pants
    Seeking the Truth©
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 38

    #1

    Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

    As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212

    #2
    Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

    Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
    As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
    Well...a...love...I can get you a "proper" chastity belt rather quickly AND...snicker, snicker...I'll be MORE than willing to hold the key....LMAO.
    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

      Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
      As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
      There are many fine shops in Freehold that stock a good selection of chastity belts (I bought mine at the Landover Christian Mall), all of a good, sturdy quality at a glorious price. If your father is not a True Christian, there are no safer hands than any of our Godly Pastors.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Jesus is Lord
        Devout seeker of the Truth™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 639

        #4
        Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

        Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
        As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
        Google turns up many places where one can buy a real chastity belt and I'm sure one of the pastors would be kind enough to be your keyholder. I do believe one of them is already holding Siter M&M's key.

        Don't listen to TwinkBoy, Sister GDNWP, he's a heathen homer who gets up to all kinds of sinful things.
        Last edited by Jesus is Lord; 01-30-2007, 03:09 AM.
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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

          Personally I suggest you check with your local tanner -- I am sure he can set you up with something good & proper. Other than that, I am sure some pastor can direct you in the correct path!

          I am curious as to what you think constitutes your Salvation? You seem to think that you're Saved, but personally I have seen very little evidence of that. Have you properly introduced yourself yet? If not, I suggest you start in the Introductions Forum, so that we might have a good look at you!

          As far as who might hold the Key, I am sure that any Landover pastor would be more than happy to ensure that you remain locked up for your future husband!
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          • Girls Do Not Wear Pants
            Seeking the Truth©
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 38

            #6
            Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

            Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
            Don't listen to TwinkBoy, Sister GDNWP, he's a heathen homer who gets up to all kinds of sinful things.

            Thank you for the advice.

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            • virginWhore
              Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
               
              • Feb 2007
              • 112

              #7
              Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

              You know, that's mabey not such a bad idea. It isn't easy staying a virgin these days. especially in my line of work. So many expectations that your blessed gift is just available or something.

              If it was, it'd be called your blessed GET. It isn't.

              vh
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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              • Petal
                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 991

                #8
                Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                Originally posted by Miss.virginNawtyWord View Post
                It isn't easy staying a virgin these days. especially in my line of work.
                i sorry to hear you a catlick skoolgirl, Miss.Virgin-of-cooter-but-not-of-butts

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                  Originally posted by Petal View Post
                  i sorry to hear you a catlick skoolgirl, Miss.Virgin-of-cooter-but-not-of-butts
                  Perhaps she thought she could be a "Technical Virgin"?

                  I guess she forgot all about that whole SODOMY thing.

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                  • Fallen Angel
                    Resident gothtard witch
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 197

                    #10
                    Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                    i could never wear a chasity belt coz sex is to fun........... but even if i had to wear 1 i would still kiss a lot n maybe do other stuff............ but if u dun want too wear 1 thats ok coz more for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                      Oh my... Your parents really need to discipline you more. If they contact Landover we will gladly refer them to stores that will sell them fine rods, and if necessary for the particularly unruly child, nice sturdy cages.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                      • H. Montague Worthington
                        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2716

                        #12
                        Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                        There are several places in Freehold to purchase a top-quality chastity belt. There's Chastity's Closet on 6th and Main, there's Chastity Corner on Main and 5th, and there are three other places around the corner on Grove between 5th and 6th. Just look for the signs indicating the Chastity Belt District.

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                          I bought mine at SAVED!... For Marriage at the Landover Christian Mall. It's a good, sturdy design, and the helpful staff will pray with you before you start looking at the merchandise, just when you think you've decided, and right after making your purchase.
                          Once fitted and locked by the matronly Doris, they have the keys (two, there should always be a spare), if you're there without a husband, father, pastor, or other male guardian, driven directly to the man who will be in charge of your chastity (until my wedding, my keys are currently in the possession of Pastor Zeke and Pastor Garvin).
                          Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 04-04-2007, 06:28 PM.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Alexia
                            Unsaved Foreign Trash
                            Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                            Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                            and spectacularly silly pop music.
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 188

                            #14
                            Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                            Have you guys ever heard of control. Why not not have sex by simply controlling your desires. Just say NO.
                            One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                            Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt?

                              Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                              Have you guys ever heard of control. Why not not have sex by simply controlling your desires. Just say NO.
                              We are talking about women here Alexia. You should not it is not as simple as that.

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