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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
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    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #1

    Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

    Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
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    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBv...eature=related
    Brother Basher, many of we Ladies of Landover are great fans of the famous (and very persuasive) Ray Comfort. His brilliant works, like his Pull the Plug on Atheism website, are among our favorites: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19205

    If you'd like to read about his most recent bestseller, You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence but You Can't Make Him Think, check out this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19760

    I admit that the banana video isn't my favorite, as that Kirk Cameron keeps trying to steal the show from Ray. It goes to show you what a class act Ray is, that he didn't punch Cameron square in the nose!
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    • Bobby-Joe
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      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      I admit that the banana video isn't my favorite, as that Kirk Cameron keeps trying to steal the show from Ray. It goes to show you what a class act Ray is, that he didn't punch Cameron square in the nose!
      Speaking of this topic don't you and Sister Talitha maintain the cucumber is the proof of the existence of God Sister Jenny. We in security have tape of you two having a long and rather enthusiastic discussion of cucumbers in the Church's ladies restroom. While most of it made no sense to me I thought you had some good point Sistery JennyD so why don't you share them with the rest of us?

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      • Kathune
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        • Mar 2009
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

        What about coconuts? What are they proof of?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

          God made coconuts so you could enjoy a nice piña colada.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Negative_Cool
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            • Mar 2009
            • 63

            #6
            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

            One of the most remarkable proofs of the Intelligent Design of the banana is in its color. The smiley face is a universal symbol of happiness and is universally depicted as being yellow. The thing about bananas is that they are loved by both monkeys and children, if you have ever seen a monkey or a child eating a banana you will understand that this fruit brings more happiness than any other fruit in Creation, it is even shaped like a smile!

            So how on earth do these Darwinists expect me to believe that bananas just randomly evolved to be yellow? Given all the other colors of the rainbow it must be a million to one chance that it would just coincidently happen to be yellow. I'm not willing to trust those odds!!!

            Only a loving and omniscient God who knows the end from the beginning could have known that smileys would be yellow and make the one fruit that brings the most happiness match its color.

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            • Mrs. Robert Roberts
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              • Feb 2009
              • 109

              #7
              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

              Oh dear! First all that talk about cucumbers. Now bananas!
              What's a woman to do?
              And Mr. Roberts is still waiting in Nepal for the part to be shipped in from New Jersey for his 1959 Rambler.
              I'm going to have to lock myself in the prayer closet for awhile.
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              • Sir WhiteSox
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                • Mar 2009
                • 23

                #8
                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                God made coconuts so you could enjoy a nice piña colada.
                Your statement rings true, much like Solomon's do.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Robert Roberts View Post
                  Oh dear! First all that talk about cucumbers. Now bananas!
                  What's a woman to do?
                  And Mr. Roberts is still waiting in Nepal for the part to be shipped in from New Jersey for his 1959 Rambler.
                  I'm going to have to lock myself in the prayer closet for awhile.
                  WAIT! Cookie has a Rambler. What part does he need? We will send Cookie to Nepal with it. She's a pretty good mechanic; we could smuggle her over in the trunk.
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                  • Mrs. Robert Roberts
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 109

                    #10
                    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    WAIT! Cookie has a Rambler. What part does he need? We will send Cookie to Nepal with it. She's a pretty good mechanic; we could smuggle her over in the trunk.
                    Dear Pastor Al E Pistle
                    What wonderful news! Do you think sister Cookie could help?
                    Being a woman I only know where to put the gas in the car, and routinely forget to do even that.
                    Mr. Roberts did mention something about the head gasket blowing? .....and the tranmission thingey falling off while driving the Tibet-Nepal Highway.
                    He has has a swiss army knife that I gave him years ago to use in emergencies. It has a few tools built in. Do you think he could make the repairs with that?
                    Thank you,
                    Mrs. Robert Roberts
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                    • Dr. Zaius
                      Member of Landover Zoological Society
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 249

                      #11
                      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                      Bananas are great, but they're tough to sell when they're green.

                      Ack!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                        This banana-sex-queen is not showing proper respect to God and His wonderful bananas:

                        She should be shunned.
                        Last edited by Nobar King; 03-06-2009, 01:36 AM.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #13
                          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                          She looks like a Messicant whore...

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #14
                            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                            Ta da! A GODLY banana!
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                            • JACKKKKASSS
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 20

                              #15
                              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                              oh good lord.
                              you are not actually suggesting that god made bannanas yellow because thousands of years later somone would make this:

                              also, not all bannannas are yellow, there are red, purple, hundreds of varieties

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