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  • Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

    Puddles spread below excited atheists all across the USA this week. Learning that self-identified “non-believers” now number 15% of the population, many atheists temporarily lost control of their bodily functions as they conveniently ignored the fine print . . . nearly all of these “non-believers” are neither atheist nor agnostic.

    Oops.

    Today, the American Atheists sprayed newspapers far and wide with a largely-ignored press release, excitedly informing the uninterested world that America has continued to turn its back on God:
    An Atheist civil rights and advocacy group today hailed the findings of a national survey indicated that more Americans have “no religion.”

    According to the latest American Religion Identification Survey, fifteen percent of those asked told researchers they had no religious belief, a rise from 14.2 percent measured in 2001, and up from 8.2 percent found in 1990. The report was released Monday by the The Program on Public Values at Trinity College in Hartford, Conn. Over 54,000 persons were surveyed.

    “Non-belief is alive and thriving in America,” said Dr. Ed Buckner, President of American Atheists. “The findings show that sectarian religion is clearly in decline, and that people are no longer afraid to admit that they embrace a secular philosophy.”
    Oh, joy!

    The survey they’re quoting is the American Religious Identification Survey, 2008.

    The statements the atheists make are factually correct, but as one might expect from the amoral who do not have God in their lives, they are not intellectually honest.

    This story spins me right ’round, baby, right ’round.

    Let’s dive into the tables, shall we?

    Toward the bottom of the table, you’ll see the “Nones”. Indeed, that’s 15.0%.
    Agnostic: 0.9%.

    Atheist: 0.7%.
    Yep. 1.6% of the American population identifies as agnostic or atheist; of that 15% who said “none”, the vast majority simply don’t identify with a particular religious tradition.

    Like a record, baby. Right ’round, ’round, ’round.

    Meanwhile, there’s good news!

    False Christians are falling away in droves. (They’re not real Christians, and only want to play Christian while teaching others lies about God. Good riddance!) Evangelical/Born-Agains?

    On the rise, friends. On the rise:
    34% of American adults considered
    themselves “Born Again or Evangelical
    Christians” in 2008.
    More detail? Try HERE.
    Table 5 reveals the dimensions of a significant trend in “belief” among the 76 percent of contemporary Americans who identify as Christians. These respondents were specifically asked “Do you identify as a Born Again or Evangelical Christian?” No definition was offered of the terms, which are usually associated with a “personal relationship” with Jesus Christ together with a certain view of salvation, scripture, and missionary work. As the table shows, 45 percent of all American Christians now self-identify in this manner and they account for 34 percent of the total national adult population. What is significant is the recent spread of Evangelicalism well beyond Christians affiliated with those groups that are members of the National Evangelical Association so that millions of Mainliners and Catholics now identify with this trend.

    Tables 4 and 5 show that there is a real and growing theological polarization in American society whereby 34 percent of the population believe they are “Born Again” but 25-30 percent reject the idea of a “personal” divinity. These questions on belief reveal the cultural polarization between the pious and non-religious portions of the national population, which are today roughly similar in size.
    Praise the Lord, Christians are rising up to take control of this nation and ensure that it is, and will always be, Godly!

    Are you as excited as we are?

    Oops. Where's that mop?
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    Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

    God mockers just love to make statistics like this up. Anything to tear down Christianity.


    I swear they just pull the numbers out of their behinds. Like back in the 1950's when that joo Kinsey claimed that 10% of the Men in the world are queer.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

      Wow, less than 1% = 15% in their warped minds.

      It's amazing, the lengths to which they will go to believe that they are anything but a fringe element!
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      • #4
        Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

        We live in a Democracy, so whether that number is 15% or less than 1% is irreverent-- they're still a minority, and therefore wrong.
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        • #5
          Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

          Godly point Brother Wash. Atheists need to face the fact that if there was referendum today as whether we should teach atheism in the classrooms or not it would be defeated by an overwhelming margin of Americans. Atheists are a smaller percentage of the population than even pedophiles.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #6
            Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Godly point Brother Wash. Atheists need to face the fact that if there was referendum today as whether we should teach atheism in the classrooms or not it would be defeated by an overwhelming margin of Americans. Atheists are a smaller percentage of the population than even pedophiles.
            Brother, that brings up a good point.

            I wonder what percentage of pedophiles are atheists, instead of Islamists!
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            • #7
              Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Brother, that brings up a good point.

              I wonder what percentage of pedophiles are atheists, instead of Islamists!
              Godly question Sister, I do not know the answer we can be sure the percentage of Islamists pedophiles is much higher than Atheists pedophiles. After all atheists are under no mandate by their false religion to molest children like the Muslims are. More likely if the question was about bestiality the atheists would make a stronger showing than the Muslims.
              I think atheists can be divided into these groups
              • Child Molesters
              • Animal Molesters
              • Serial Killers

              The exact percentages are unclear but with such a small, insignificant group this is a mostly academic anyway.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Godly question Sister, I do not know the answer we can be sure the percentage of Islamists pedophiles is much higher than Atheists pedophiles. After all atheists are under no mandate by their false religion to molest children like the Muslims are. More likely if the question was about bestiality the atheists would make a stronger showing than the Muslims.

                I think atheists can be divided into these groups
                • Child Molesters
                • Animal Molesters
                • Serial Killers
                The exact percentages are unclear but with such a small, insignificant group this is a mostly academic anyway.

                Very good point. However, as a professional Atheist hunter, these "people" are crafty, wiley, and well versed in the art of satanic propoganda. It is important that we hunt these infidels down and exterminate them. Every weed in the garden must be removed or they will soon overtake the garden.
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                • #9
                  Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

                  What methods do you use to find them, Brother?

                  I'm sure you're aware of our Cafepress shop, where we sell unGodly and God-mocking goods. Through this venture, we are able to acquire the names, addresses, and credit card numbers of those who hate our Lord and wish to make fun of Him.

                  They self-identify! And then we can put that information into the Department of Faith database, which is forwarded to the Department of Homeland Security and President Obama's Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.

                  Imagine the looks on their faces when they come to a OFBI-funded soup kitchen and are turned away for being faithless!

                  I understand Halliburton has already completed the Atheist Re-Education Camps throughout the country.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    What methods do you use to find them, Brother?

                    I'm sure you're aware of our Cafepress shop, where we sell unGodly and God-mocking goods. Through this venture, we are able to acquire the names, addresses, and credit card numbers of those who hate our Lord and wish to make fun of Him.

                    They self-identify! And then we can put that information into the Department of Faith database, which is forwarded to the Department of Homeland Security and President Obama's Office of Faith-Based Initiatives.

                    Imagine the looks on their faces when they come to a OFBI-funded soup kitchen and are turned away for being faithless!

                    I understand Halliburton has already completed the Atheist Re-Education Camps throughout the country.
                    Your methods are truly inspired. We have plants at places like the Natural History Museum, Art Museum, ACLU, Teacher's Unions, etc. They send us the membership rolls each month and that gives us a very good list of these heathens.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Atheists Wet Selves in Excitement, Ignore Full Study Findings

                      More atheist merely means more heathens for the Lord to smite with His Love! Praise be!
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