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  • Talking about cooking, auto repair, and Guam

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Ladies,

    I am distressed by the low quality of cooking good Christian men are having to suffer these days. I have even heard, on good authority, that a certain wife (whom I will not name) has even been caught trying to feed her husband tofu. TOFU!

    Since I don't know anything about recipies or how to find them, I have instead decided to hold up restaurant dishes as an example of what a proper day's cooking should be:
    There's always allrecipes.com. Or, there's always the Food Network channel to watch, and they have some amazing recipes on their website, too.
    Good Morning, Starshine, the Earth says, "Hello!"

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    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

    I like allrecipes.com too. It has that nifty search where you can put in the ingredients you want and don't want. Cooking is my favorite hobby, so I use that website all the time.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

      Yes thank the good Lord for allrecipes. I am another fan. You should see my printed out collection of good stuff. No Tofu. My kitchen is my best friend.

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

        I have to admit not liking recipes much. I prefer to just start throwing things together to cook.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I have to admit not liking recipes much. I prefer to just start throwing things together to cook.

          I thought Landover men didn't cook.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
            I thought Landover men didn't cook.
            Even I can spot a bigot like you. What would a man do if his wife died, or lived alone? Starve? Obviously men have the capability of cooking their own meals, even if it is just opening a can of soup and adding some cut up carrots and celery. If a women can do it, a man can.
            Ack!

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              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

              Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
              Even I can spot a bigot like you. What would a man do if his wife died, or lived alone? Starve? Obviously men have the capability of cooking their own meals, even if it is just opening a can of soup and adding some cut up carrots and celery. If a women can do it, a man can.

              You lot are the ones who insist that there's no good reason for a man to ever need to know how to operate a stove, washing machine, or vaccuum cleaner or even where the cleaning supplies are kept.
              Next you'll be telling me that Landover bachelors and widowers do their own laundry and scrub their own toilets and floors.
              You can't even abide by your own gender role expectations.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                You lot are the ones who insist that there's no good reason for a man to ever need to know how to operate a stove, washing machine, or vaccuum cleaner or even where the cleaning supplies are kept.
                Next you'll be telling me that Landover bachelors and widowers do their own laundry and scrub their own toilets and floors.
                You can't even abide by your own gender role expectations.
                What do you expect a man to do if he doesn't have a woman around to cook for him? Should he just starve? We're not allowed to own slaves any more unfortunately.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                  Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  What do you expect a man to do if he doesn't have a woman around to cook for him? Should he just starve? We're not allowed to own slaves any more unfortunately.

                  Of course I don't think men should starve.
                  I think that people of both sexes should know how to cook a proper meal, how to launder their clothing, and how to clean.
                  I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
                  No one should feel forced to marry in order to have someone else to do things for them - love is the only valid reason for marrying. And if you're not a complete, self-sufficient person before you marry, you really don't have much to offer a spouse anyway.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
                    Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #11
                      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.

                      I do it.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                        Amen!
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                          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          I do it.
                          You're gay.
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                            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                            You're gay.

                            Nope - not attracted to women in the slightest.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              Of course I don't think men should starve.
                              I think that people of both sexes should know how to cook a proper meal, how to launder their clothing, and how to clean.
                              I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
                              No one should feel forced to marry in order to have someone else to do things for them - love is the only valid reason for marrying. And if you're not a complete, self-sufficient person before you marry, you really don't have much to offer a spouse anyway.


                              That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Jiffy Lube was made for women. I call the drive thru pretty self-sufficient, Ted's lawn green and feed lawn service self-sufficient, and I know how to work a few battery operated power tools. I say I have a lot to offer.

                              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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