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  • Professor Tyeisha X
    WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
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    • Jun 2009
    • 293

    #1

    Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

    The Smileys this board uses are very racist!!! Why do you assume everybody posting is white? When an African-American person like me makes a post and wants to smile and does this: it is discriminatory against me. Why are there not Smilies with BROWN SKIN? Oh wait...I found one...



    Oh yes! Let's LAUGH at the lynching of innocent African-Americans at the hands of evil white people! Oh wait, I found another non-white Smiley...



    A monkey! Oh yea, that's really good. Again, equating African-Americans with monkeys and apes. PURE UNADULTERATED RACISM!

    Landover should change its smileys so that it represents people of ALL RACES, not just white people!!! <---That should be with brown skin, by the way.
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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    The Smileys this board uses are very racist!!! Why do you assume everybody posting is white? When an African-American person like me makes a post and wants to smile and does this: it is discriminatory against me. Why are there not Smilies with BROWN SKIN? Oh wait...I found one...



    Oh yes! Let's LAUGH at the lynching of innocent African-Americans at the hands of evil white people! Oh wait, I found another non-white Smiley...



    A monkey! Oh yea, that's really good. Again, equating African-Americans with monkeys and apes. PURE UNADULTERATED RACISM!



    Landover should change its smileys so that it represents people of ALL RACES, not just white people!!! <---That should be with brown skin, by the way.
    How dare you accuse us of racism because of our smileys.
    We have a wide range of Multi-cultural diversity and are very proud of our compassion to furriners.
    We even have our Ex-Negro Ministry.

    Amongst our other Smileys we have:

    Japs
    Camel Jockeys
    Hook nosed Jooz
    Commies
    Frogs
    Brits


    NO RACISM HERE.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post


      Don't be so paranoid and hateful. That smiley just refers to the Forumula 1 season when Lewis Hamilton was always in first position, with the rest following at a distance.



      You are seeing things that just aren't there.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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        • Aug 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Don't be so paranoid and hateful. That smiley just referes to the Forumula 1 season when Lewis Hamilton was always in first position, with the rest following at a distance.



        You are seeing things that just aren't there.
        I never thought of that one
        I always thought it was because Nigras are always so good at running in the Olympic Games. In fact, you never ever see a slow one.
        Are all the slow one's in Prison or something?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

          What are you complaining about, T-X? The smilie in your first post is the same color as your jacket. Isn't that close enough?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

            Stop press: our Joo lawyers just received a formal complaint from the ACLU, and it is possible that we could be forced to add this smiley.

            The lawyers have appealed, but told us it doesn't look good. (well, they always tell us that... )

            ARE YOU HAPPY NOW OPHRAH?

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            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Brother Jessup
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              • Jun 2009
              • 137

              #7
              Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Landover should change its smileys so that it represents people of ALL RACES, not just white people!!! <---That should be with brown skin, by the way.



              That smiley doesn't represent white people! White people are white, not yellow. If that smiley represents anything, it represents Charlie Brown.

              Frankly, I'm offended that southern white men like myself aren't represented with a smiley. That's discrimination! I demand the powers that be on this forum think up a good way to depict us opressed southern white gentlemen with a proper smiley!






              Oh wait a minute. We do have a smiley. l l
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              Sorry, my bad.





              The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!
              The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

              And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #8
                Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                Although Sister Talitha pointed out the mutli-culturality of our smilies, she did miss a few that I thought I would call attention to:

                For our friends north of the border. Notice the typical canuck behavior.




                Here is not one, not two, BUT THREE for our Afro American friends.








                Another one for the orientals.




                Here are two for Mexicans. I thought we had one with a lawn mower too, maybe I missed it.






                We have these two to honor our Muslim friends and their traditions.






                This one is for the lads "down under". It's a bit hard to tell, but he's drunk and wants to fight.




                And these to are especially for people like you who are never satisfied!


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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                  Good call, Capt. It's a shame that our smilies aren't organized by ethnic group so that people could more easily find the one that appeals to them.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Luther T Washington
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 101

                    #10
                    Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                    I found this to be an interesting if not particularly amusing thread. What stuck me most was not the undertone of racism, but the lack of focus on what I believe to be the primary function of this forum, which is to spread the word of Jesus.

                    The sermon today at the Colleton A.M.E Church was an examination of Matthew chapter 5 and how we can apply it in our daily lives. Matthew 5 is Jesus' Sermon on the Mount. I think you all could do well by re-reading it.

                    Matthew 5 contains this scripture:

                    3Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 4Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                    5Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
                    6Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
                    7Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
                    8Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
                    9Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
                    10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    12Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                    Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                    1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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                    • Vavoline Johnson
                      Mammy
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 960

                      #11
                      Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                      Lawd hab mercy, Luther and T-rex are two of da uppitiest Nigros dat every tried to grace Landover. You bof need to remember yo place in da hiarchy of life. Oh an Mr Luther, yo wife been "splaying her spirit" all ober da Negro compound of da church, too.
                      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                      • Brother Jessup
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                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 137

                        #12
                        Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                        Did someone mention they be uppity colored folk runn'n around here? That's what happens when you allow certain types too many liberties! Give um an inch and they'll take a mile. In the good old days, when Bush and Cheney were in power, that kind of uppity behavior would have never been tolerated! Well, it's to be expected when you allow a bunch of godless, Red's and cry-baby liberals to take over the White House.




                        The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.....Amen!
                        The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

                        And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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                        • Vavoline Johnson
                          Mammy
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 960

                          #13
                          Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                          Originally posted by Brother Jessup View Post
                          snip In the good old days, when Bush and Cheney were in power, that kind of uppity behavior would have never been tolerated! Well, it's to be expected when you allow a bunch of godless, Red's and cry-baby liberals to take over the White House.




                          The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.....Amen!

                          Not me Brother Jessup, I didnt allow nofin! See, I didn't even know we Nigros had da right to vote yet.
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                          • Luther T Washington
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 101

                            #14
                            Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                            Originally posted by Brother Jessup View Post
                            Did someone mention they be uppity colored folk runn'n around here? That's what happens when you allow certain types too many liberties! Give um an inch and they'll take a mile. In the good old days, when Bush and Cheney were in power, that kind of uppity behavior would have never been tolerated! Well, it's to be expected when you allow a bunch of godless, Red's and cry-baby liberals to take over the White House.




                            The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken.....Amen!
                            It is disappointing to see that some still refer to black people who are educated and successful as "uppity". You might want to reflect back on the Bush/Cheney administration and recall that there were more black people in the cabinet than in any prior administration. Have you so quickly forgotten Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice?
                            Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                            1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Get rid of RACIST SMILEYS!!!

                              This is for Sister Vasoline and Brother Luther. Have a nappy day!

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