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  • Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

    Where were these folks back when my son was a baby?

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    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    Thank GOD I found this thread Momma G. I was looking for it for a while.

    This weekend I have to babysit my nephew Timmy and I was needing a toddler cage.

    He is quite the handfull and I will be busy having Bible Study and shouting PRAISE with Pastor Zeke this weekend. I get so worked up and excited I might forget to check on Timmy for a while and this is just what I was looking for! It's PERFECT! I think I will also order the bottled water for the cage in case he get thristy.

    Thanks for the linky!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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    • #3
      Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

      I just bought the teen cage for my new wife. Teach her to want to go out with her old friends.

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        Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

        Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
        I just bought the teen cage for my new wife. Teach her to want to go out with her old friends.
        How loving and thoughtful of you Brother!

        I'm going to email the owners of that site and ask them if they can make a cage for elderly folks.

        They can be a real pain in the butt to care for sometimes and there are times when you need to get out of the house and get away from their constant needs and demands. What better way to care for them, than to stick them in a cage where they are safe and sound, cannot wander aimlessly about the house and fall and break a hip.

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          Some of those readily available cans of pet food tuna fish might provide a convenient nutritious meal in a pinch.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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            Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

            wow...okay if i find out that anyone around me is trying to put me in a teenager cage...ima kill them

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              Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

              Originally posted by saintluke View Post
              wow...okay if i find out that anyone around me is trying to put me in a teenager cage...ima kill them
              teenager... it figures...

              In that case a barrel would be nice, and in your case I'd close it myself with the sturdiest cap I could find.

              So this is the reason for starting that thread of yours?



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                Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                Originally posted by saintluke View Post
                wow...okay if i find out that anyone around me is trying to put me in a teenager cage...ima kill them
                What are you, another gothfag? Are you gonna get your guns and run to the nearest shopping mall and commit suicide by cop?

                Stop being so hateful and threatening. Ask Jesus to cure you of your faggorty, and He may do it for you, boy.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                  Originally posted by saintluke View Post
                  wow...okay if i find out that anyone around me is trying to put me in a teenager cage...ima kill them

                  I have notified the Department of Faith about this guy.

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                    iam worried i can't find a hint of sarcasm on this thread!

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                      Originally posted by mortis View Post
                      iam worried i can't find a hint of sarcasm on this thread!
                      I love sarcasm. Sarcasm is great. Let's all be sarcastic. The world needs more sarcasm. Sarcasm isn't for intellectually cowardly losers.

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                        Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                        I love sarcasm. Sarcasm is great. Let's all be sarcastic. The world needs more sarcasm. Sarcasm isn't for intellectually cowardly losers.

                        Happy now?
                        Happy? its seem happiness dererted you a while ago!

                        Keeping babies in cages is it wrong i thought this was a joke?

                        serious dude try some booze you might relax a lil more at the end of the day life is for living STOP LIVING FOR A JEWISH ZOMBIE!!!. Jesus was a cool dude the fact is people have written about him and has been twisted by bad men a the shit that is carried out in his name is terrible and you should all be ashamed that you are besmearching his name by acting the way you do!

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                          Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                          YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!

                          Read Mark 9:42 and Luke 17:1-2 to hear what Jesus has planned for you.
                          ACTS 5:29

                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                            Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                            Yipee!

                            The adult sized cage I ordered came last Wednesday. I was more than pleased at how sturdy it was.

                            Last night we locked my elderly Grandmother in it so Pastor Zeke and I could attend the Iowa Caucus. When we arrived home, she was safe and sound curled up in a blanket, sitting in the corner of the cage. I did notice it left a few bar indents on her cheeks, so I am going to have Pastor Zeke hot glue some padding on some areas.

                            These things are a GODsend! If it weren't for the cage, Grams would have had to come with us. She would have been very high maintenance with her wheelchair and constant complaining.

                            I highly recommend these!

                            L:Heart:ve, Sister Thumper

                            P/S: Brother WilliamsJenningsBryan, I put a can of catfood in there. She thought it was delicious and compared it to Deviled Ham. Thanks for the handy tip.
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                              Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                              Toddler cage?!
                              It's a human being, not a dog.
                              Event hen, don't put any animal into cages.

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