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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #16
    Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

    Originally posted by Pickle View Post
    Toddler cage?!
    It's a human being, not a dog.
    Event hen, don't put any animal into cages.
    I'm sure that in your fantasy world, humans and animals would be living happily side-by-side, eating nothing but sprouts and hay and copulating with each other when the mood arises.
    You're sick and you need help. The kind of help that can only come from Jesus and His patented Salvation. The great thing is, you don't even need an appointment! Just get on your knees now, clasp your hands together, bow your head and ask Him to set you free from sin! PRAISE!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Red994
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      • Jan 2008
      • 2

      #17
      Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

      What on the Earth are you people doing?!
      You can't lock people in cages!It's not right!

      Feeding them cat food?Good lord, if your going to lock them in a cage leave them a HUMAN meal.Cat food.Let's focus on the main word.CAT.Not HUMAN,CAT!

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #18
        Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

        Originally posted by Red994 View Post
        What on the Earth are you people doing?!
        You can't lock people in cages!It's not right!

        Feeding them cat food?Good lord, if your going to lock them in a cage leave them a HUMAN meal.Cat food.Let's focus on the main word.CAT.Not HUMAN,CAT!
        Friend, I'm not sure what you're getting so worked up about. I'm sure BibleThumpinBlonde gave her grandmother a quality brand, such as 9 Lives or Friskies. With someone so old, does it really make a difference?
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #19
          Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

          Just bumping to remind all the fine parents out there that this week there is a mighty GODLY sale at BabyCage.net.

          I've had my baby cage for years and it has held up excellent. I've had to replace to mat a few times because of accidents (from my grandma - not sloppy kids).

          The smaller cages hold kids from about 0 through 12. The larger cages hold teens and the elderly.
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          • worshiper29
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            • Apr 2011
            • 125

            #20
            Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Just bumping to remind all the fine parents out there that this week there is a mighty GODLY sale at BabyCage.net.

            I've had my baby cage for years and it has held up excellent. I've had to replace to mat a few times because of accidents (from my grandma - not sloppy kids).

            The smaller cages hold kids from about 0 through 8. The larger cages hold teens and the elderly.

            This is beautiful, Daisy! A great way to read them KJV Bible verses too, since they won't be able to do much in there but listen up in a Godly manner! I will definitely purchase one of these for my son!

            My elderly Father is going to stay with us, too. If he gets out of line, against our beliefs, I'm believing it would be fitting to get him the cage for the elderly. When he dies, my son can take over the cage as an inheritance.
            Actually, I think we will just keep him in there! Show my son some role modeling from his Grandfather who he should revere for staying in the cage!
            Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

            Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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              • Jun 2014
              • 1330

              #21
              Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

              Since I'm soon to give birth (naturally and painfully, as God intended), soon, this will be so helpful! My husband says he wants to order 3 of them, 1 for our child, one for me when he needs me out of the way and safe (when I misbehave), and one for his great-grandfather who has dementia.
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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              • Roger Federrer
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                • Jun 2017
                • 5

                #22
                Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                Are there any cages for young adults who have been naughty?

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #23
                  Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                  Originally posted by Roger Federrer View Post
                  Are there any cages for young adults who have been naughty?
                  Same ones, just loosen the bolts appropriately.

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                  • lukasekman
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 614

                    #24
                    Re: Babycage.net Perfect for Christian Parenting!

                    Baby cages is a great and underused invention patented in good old 1922. A forbidden knowledge due to pressure from social justice liberals. With the elevated unruliness of the millennials, teen and adult sized variations are also needed. I plan to make a business of it, also target retard care homes so the employees there can get a vacation betimes.

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