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Brothers and Sisters of Landover I know we are well aware of what a blessing it is to be persecuted by HELLBOUND trash as it means the End Times are near. The KJV1611 Bible warns us of this.
So, today I'm in Des Moines with a few of the other Ladies of Landover having an early lunch at the Red Lobster. We read a few scriptures, discussed our favortie teas and talked about Sister Victory's engagement (Yaaaay). When all of a sudden this chink girl child (obviously adopted because the parent's where white) starts throwing a massive screaming hissy fit from her high chair. Her parents tried to calm her down but she just started screaming louder.
I stood up and walked over to her and offered her my cheesy-garlic biscuit and told her JESUS loved her. Well, upon hearing THAT she got even more hysterical and threw that delicious cheesy-garlic biscuit right in my face and starting screaming even LOUDER (if you can imagine
) Well, I immediately KNEW she was demon possessed!
I went back to my table, grabbed my oversized, leather KJV1611 Bible began beating that awful demon posssed child over the head with it and demanding that the demon possessing her body be GONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Can you believe her parents called the cops on me?!! They were fast too. I bet they were there in about 3 minutes flat. I was a little embarrassed by how they put my hands behind my back and cuffed me like a common criminal in front of all those people and then hauled me off in the police car, but it was worth it. I know I did the right thing.
I'm not sure what they want to charge me with. But, I'm not worried at all because I have JESUS and a great team full of Joo lawyers on my side who have gotten me out of bigger jams than this (RIP Milbert). It also means the the RAPTURE is just around the corner.
SHOUT GLORY!!!
So, today I'm in Des Moines with a few of the other Ladies of Landover having an early lunch at the Red Lobster. We read a few scriptures, discussed our favortie teas and talked about Sister Victory's engagement (Yaaaay). When all of a sudden this chink girl child (obviously adopted because the parent's where white) starts throwing a massive screaming hissy fit from her high chair. Her parents tried to calm her down but she just started screaming louder.
I stood up and walked over to her and offered her my cheesy-garlic biscuit and told her JESUS loved her. Well, upon hearing THAT she got even more hysterical and threw that delicious cheesy-garlic biscuit right in my face and starting screaming even LOUDER (if you can imagine
) Well, I immediately KNEW she was demon possessed!I went back to my table, grabbed my oversized, leather KJV1611 Bible began beating that awful demon posssed child over the head with it and demanding that the demon possessing her body be GONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Can you believe her parents called the cops on me?!! They were fast too. I bet they were there in about 3 minutes flat. I was a little embarrassed by how they put my hands behind my back and cuffed me like a common criminal in front of all those people and then hauled me off in the police car, but it was worth it. I know I did the right thing.
I'm not sure what they want to charge me with. But, I'm not worried at all because I have JESUS and a great team full of Joo lawyers on my side who have gotten me out of bigger jams than this (RIP Milbert). It also means the the RAPTURE is just around the corner.
SHOUT GLORY!!!
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