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  • #1

    Jesus' excellent week

    In the span of only five days Jesus has sent six satanic celebrities to Hell including Ed McMahon, Sky Saxon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Gale Storm and Billy Mays. I can't remember any time period as short as this where Jesus has sent a more clear message to celebrity sinners. There are two days left in this calendar week. I can't predict who might be next, but Jesus is certainly on a roll. He is definitely sending a very clear message to Hollywood and Madison Avenue!

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    Re: Jesus' excellent week

    I know that I'm not the only True Christian(tm) out there who has been on his knees praying for the painful death of that hatemonger Billy Graham.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Jesus' excellent week

      And what about that SOB Jimmy Carter? He has surely offended Jesus enough by now with all of his Joo and Muslim coddling.

      He wants peace in the Middle East so much? A little shock and awe will make those bastards a bit more "peaceful" if you know what I mean!
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      • #4
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        Not to mention the two overaged and well-past-death-time deservants: papist Ernest Borgnine or that atheist frog-eating surrender monkey Jew "antropologist" Claude Levi-Strauss! That'd be the icing on the cake!

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus' excellent week

          Make that 6 in 6 days

          Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer

          Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer - CNN.com
          http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/29/fred.travalena.dies/
          Comedian and impersonator Fred Travalena died Sunday afternoon after a seven-year battle with cancer. He was 66.
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          • #6
            Re: Jesus' excellent week

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Make that 6 in 6 days

            Comedian Fred Travalena dies of cancer

            http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ravalena.dies/
            Glory Praise Jesus its About time He dies!

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            • #7
              Re: Jesus' excellent week

              What about that Patrick Swayeze guy?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Jesus' excellent week

                How about that Perez Hilton?

                Couldn't he have a fatal "fisting" accident? All those Sodomites do that, right?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: Jesus' excellent week

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  How about that Perez Hilton?

                  Couldn't he have a fatal "fisting" accident? All those Sodomites do that, right?
                  There is still one day left. Jesus could take seven celebrity sinners in seven days. I won't make any predictions but it has been an exciting week!

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jesus' excellent week

                    I read that Rick Astley was dead, but that was just another RickRoll.

                    On a completely unrelated note, here is some highly offensive Muppet porn.

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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