The Landover Baptist Church

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church > Church Forums > PRAYER REQUESTS

PRAYER REQUESTS Please check regularly

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-05-2009, 06:45 PM
Jeb Thurmond's Avatar
Jeb Thurmond Jeb Thurmond is offline
Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
 

Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Saved 5 Years Gold Tither Heaven Bound TC Bravery TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Tagging for Jesus Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,753
Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jeb Thurmond will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Exclamation Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

Please pray for Roman Polanski, the documentary director who was first to introduce the world to satanic witchcraft cults with the 1968 docu-drama Rosemary's Baby.

If it were not for Roman Polanski, the anti-satanic-cult movement would never have been started. Satanic Ritual Abuse would have gone unnoticed, and sources of satanism like Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons would be corrupting Christian children with impunity.

Satanic Cults have tried to silence Roman Polanski before - the Charles Manson Family even tried to assasinate him, but only succeeded in murdering his wife, Sharon Tate, and their unborn child.

The Manson Family and his allies in the International Satanist Movement have struck again, framing Roman Polanski for the "statutory rape" of a 13-year old girl. This is a lie. ROMAN POLANSKI IS INNOCENT.

The incident began when Roman Polanski met Samantha Gailey. When he heard her name, pronounced "Samantha, Gay-ly" he would have concluded that she was a lesbian recruit, who needed to be recruited back to heterosexuality.

Samantha Gaily, 13. In the 70's only lesbians wore jeans.

Of course, to recruit her into hetrosexuality, he would have to lay with her. Yes, this is technically against secular law, however, THERE IS NO AGE OF CONSENT IN BIBLICAL LAW.

This is the Biblical Law that applies to Roman Polanski:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
The just punishment for Roman Polanski is for him to pay Samantha Gailey's father, and then to marry her, with no option of divorce.

In fact, Roman Polanski has reportedly already paid half a million dollars in an out-of-court settlement. I'm not certain of the exact numbers for inflation and exchange rates, but that has to be worth more than 50 shekels. I for one am happy to see the Free Market at work in the justice system, I'm sure the judgement of the Free Market is better than that of a government-run (socialist) court case.

This leaves one last accusation, that of sodomy. If Roman Polansky purposely sodomized Samantha Gailey, he is guilty of lust and sperm-murder. However, before we jump to judgement, let's remember that a woman's two holes are very close together and easily confused, and this is especially true on a tiny little 13-year old.

And let's not forget the sole witness in this entire case: that of a drunken, drugged-up 13-year old harlot. Yes, harlot, read the Bible for yourself:
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
23If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not
Samantha Gailey did not cry out loud enough for anyone to hear her. This makes her complict in the hymen-vandalism.

I don't believe Samantha should be executed, as she was not married at the time. With no husband, it's a victimless crime. The only victim is her father, and he's already been paid more than 50 shekels.

Dear Friends, we already know that Satanic Cults are in day-care centers, the recording industry, and the government. We know this because of the risk Roman Polanski took when he produced the docu-drama Rosemary's baby. It has been proven that Satanic Cults, led by Charles Manson, have tried to silence Roman Polanski by any means necessary.

STOP THE SATANIST AGENDA! FREE ROMAN POLANSKI!
__________________
Proud supporter of Bobby Jindal For President/Exorcist-in-chief 2012! REGISTER TO VOTE!

Hey Kids! Who needs Harry Potter when you have Playtime with Jesus?

Hey TeEnZ! Dig dese off-da-hook republican rapperz!

Got questions? USE OUR SEARCH ENGINE HERE!

Last edited by Jeb Thurmond; 10-23-2009 at 11:53 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-05-2009, 07:37 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 11,528
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

When I read of the reports of Polanski sodomizing this girl I judged it an open and shut case of homosexuality. While you report that Gailey was lesbian your point that Polanski was just trying to heroically save Gailey from a life time of rug munching has opened my eyes. I think I have rushed to judgment here.

I also agree that the interference of the government's clumsy socialist justice systems is quite unwanted in this matter.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-05-2009, 10:41 PM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 

 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 622
WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

I blame that whore's parents. If they had any decency, they would have sold her into concubinage with Polanski, thus saving all of the embarrasment that resulted from her harlotry.
__________________
Landover Baptist Church -- God's Favorite Church™.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-06-2009, 12:35 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 39,970
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

Leave it to the Democrats to persecute an innocent man. It's always "blame the victim" with those liberals.
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 10-09-2009, 12:35 AM
Don Bozo el Guapo's Avatar
Don Bozo el Guapo Don Bozo el Guapo is offline
God's Pincushion
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Living with beaners
Posts: 589
Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™Don Bozo el Guapo is a True Christian™
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Leave it to the Democrats to persecute an innocent man. It's always "blame the victim" with those liberals.
Verdad muy Verdad mi amigo, maybe some of you generation Xer slackers dont remember those 13 yr. old drunkin quailude infused pink nippled harlots but believe me THEY WERTE ALL OVER THE PLACE !!! Judge not lest you be jugged.
__________________
Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 10-09-2009, 02:30 AM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 

 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 622
WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WWJDnow is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

I have to admit I'm a little uncertain about this thread. There's no question about it, Polanski was lured into this by the little harlot, so he should be freed immediately, but what kind of name is Roman, anyway? Is he some kind of closet Catholic?
__________________
Landover Baptist Church -- God's Favorite Church™.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-09-2009, 08:24 AM
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd 

 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
Posts: 16,296
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

I don't understand why the justice dept can't just leave Polanski alone. He paid that little slut 500,000$. Isn't that enough to settle a case of consensual sexual relations?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kantus View Post
You're obviously the most intelligent person on this entire forum.
Come sit on uncle Nobar's lap
and let me tell you a story.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 10-09-2009, 01:03 PM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 39,970
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
I don't understand why the justice dept can't just leave Polanski alone. He paid that little slut 500,000$. Isn't that enough to settle a case of consensual sexual relations?
I'd say, Biblically speaking, that 500 big is more than enough shekels.
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 10-09-2009, 02:24 PM
Robert Hutchins's Avatar
Robert Hutchins Robert Hutchins is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Devils' playground, New Jersey
Posts: 210
Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Hutchins has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

As we all know, Polanski is being prosecuted for this "crime." This little harlot isn't having her life, reputation, and freedom interrupted, and as we all know, it's almost always the girls' fault. Also, I believe it was consentual, and she was "underage." She was 13! Plenty old enough to marry Polanski.
__________________
Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 10-09-2009, 04:01 PM
satan's False Word's Avatar
satan's False Word satan's False Word is offline
Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: I live in God's forgiveness...
Posts: 54
satan's False Word is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.satan's False Word is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.satan's False Word is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.satan's False Word is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Roman Polanski innocent: framed by Manson cult satanists!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert Hutchins View Post
As we all know, Polanski is being prosecuted for this "crime." This little harlot isn't having her life, reputation, and freedom interrupted, and as we all know, it's almost always the girls' fault. Also, I believe it was consentual, and she was "underage." She was 13! Plenty old enough to marry Polanski.
I agree that the girl may not be as innocent as is the general consensus, but Roman is a perverted pig and as the adult should accept the consequences he is now faced with. 13 is not adult, and therefore he is wrong, not the child.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
conspiracy, cults, roman polanski, satan worshippers, teen sex, teenaged girls

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:32 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved